Note: This is the sequel of ONE SECOND. Beware of extra commas

I know this sucks but thanks, anyway.

Deep Talk

" I called you two because..." Mom said. Geez, I know she's nervous but can she just say it quickly?

" I'm leaving for 2 months." she continued.

" What?" Courtney said, alarmed.

"Mom, that's it? You're being nervous because you're leaving for 2 months?" I asked because really? It's no big deal. We can get over it. Except if Courtney and I will stay in this house alone.

" Yeah, I'll leave you two here."

" Mom!. Don't leave me with this FREAK!" Courtney shrieked.

"BITCH. Don't over-react." I said, half-joking because I really don't approve if Courtney's with me,either.

" I know I don't need a babysitter for you two. You're grown-ups already." Mom said.

"Whatever. I'm going to my room now. I don't want to talk to Cammie ever again," she said to mom.

"This is all your fault, FREAK." she whispered when she passed me.

"It's your fault too, BITCH." I answered.

"SHUT UP!" Courtney yelled and walked away, giving me the finger.

" Get lost," I ordered, rolling my eyes at her.

" What's going on?" Mom asked, unaware.

"Nothing, mom." I lied.

" So?" mom asked. I did'nt even realize she's waiting for me to say something.

"Okay, mom. I'll approve." I answered. Well, I think it's for a good cause, too.

"Thanks, honey." Mom said, hugging me.

" I love you, mom." I said.

" I love you too, honey. And take care of your big sister." She said, pinching my nose.

" I will." I answered, winking at her.

. . .

" I, as your older and more matured sister, will do my best to take care of this house when mom's gone. First of all,..." Courtney said when we were eating breakfast at an early Sunday morning after mom left.

"What? So now you're the mother?" I asked, cutting her off.

" Yes, of course.." Courtney said.

" STOP!" I yelled, cutting her off again.

"What ? You're not even letting me finish!" She yelled, TOO.I turned silent and signaling her to finish her worthlest sermon.

" First of all, I have my own rules. My first rule is that all I said needs to be done." She said.

" Selfish bitch." I whispered.

" What?" She yelled again making her saliva splurt on my face.

" Don't scream, okay? I'm not deaf. You're saliva's raining like cats and dogs."

" WHATEVER" She said.

"bleeeee!" I joked, exposing my tongue.

" Shut up! Okay, because I implemented that rule, I can have parties whenever I want..."

"But..."

" EHEhem...And no CURFEW."

"Okay. Do whatever you want, Bitch."I snorted.

" thanks." She winked and walked away, unaware of what's going to happen to her.

" Wait, and be careful, too." I said seriously( but in my mind I can't stop laughing)before she can walk away.

" Hope you'll slide on the stairs." I whispered when she's gone. ( shhh! I put floor wax in the floor tiles! REALLY!LOTS and LOts!)

" AHHHHHHH! YOU, FREAK. YOU'RE GOING TO PAY FOR THIS!" Courtney screeched from the stairs.

" It's not my fault. I warned you already." I answered, my hands on my mouth. I really just can't stop laughing!

" FREAK." She screamed.

"LALALALALALALALALLALALA..." I said to myself as I went to my room to stop this nonsense war heading to nowhere.

" Come back here, you FREAK!" Courtney yelled, louder than before. She can even have the Guiness Book of World Records Award for the Loudest voice.

" LALALALALALALALALALALa..." I said, covering my ears with my pillows.

I turned on my loudest rock 'n roll music in my stereo.

Courtney's voice stopped. Phew, thank God.

A/N: I know this sucks. Beware of extra commas, wrong grammars and grammatical methods.

Thanks for reading anyway.

THIS IS MY SECOND PUBLISHED STORY! YEY!

PS: AGAIN, THIS IS THE SEQUEL OF ONE SECOND.