Blu: The prologue wasn't so popular, but I think it's mainly because I posted in the middle of the night. More people probably read during the day...

Laharl: Oh, brother! Just admit that your story's a failure already!

Blu: ACK!! Laharl!! When'd you get here, you midget from hell?!

Etna: Forget about that. Why am I not in this story?

Flonne: Um, Etna? Don't you mean "why aren't we in this story"?

Naruto: Who are these guys?

Blu: They're the three main characters from the first Disgaea. Whenever one pops up in a video game as a cameo character, you know the other two will follow...

Rozalin: So, are you making a cheap cameo like you did in Disgaea 2?

Laharl: LIKE HELL I AM!!! I've come to get my author back!! Make another Disgaea fan fiction soon or ELSE!!

Flonne: It's amazing, though, because I thought Laharl hated Blu Rose's Disgaea stories.

Etna: Nah, he hates her because she keeps doing things to him.

Blu: Ignoring the intruders, let's get on with the story, shall we?

Disclaimer: Blu Rose doesn't own Naruto, Disgaea, or Disgaea 2 OR any Nippon-Ichi game. She only owns this story and any characters she created.

NOTE: If you want to see what the Disgaea characters look like, I suggest going to Kawaii Art Zone, choose Galleries, then Jeux Vidéo, then NIS America. There, you can see the artwork for all the Nippon-Ichi games, including Disgaea and Disgaea 2 along with other NIS games.

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In the Netherworld, there are only two types of demons: those who lead and those who follow. The leader is usually a powerful demon who probably has some sort of title that has no real significance. The followers are usually the vassals, bound by their master either through magic or fear of being destroyed. Depending on who your master is, being a vassal could be good or bad...

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::Episode 1::

::The Ninja and the Overlord::

"...And this is the Dimensional Gate," Said a female demoness with what had to be the biggest breasts Naruto had ever seen. She had short, hot pink hair and purple eyes, and wore a white nurse's outfit, complete with a little white hat that had a skull and crossbones on it. The outfit was buttoned down a bit, slightly showing off her...chest...to Naruto. A pair of horns stuck out of her head and the blonde had seen a pointed purple tail sticking out of her skirt. Needless to say, the demoness named Vicky would make Jiraiya loose more blood than he could on a battlefield.

'Out of all the people that had to show me around this place, it had to be the sexy-looking one...' Naruto thought as he kept staring at Vicky's huge. Of course, he hadn't noticed until they came a few inches closer and pressed up against his face. "EH?!"

"Do you like these? I want you to know that these are not implants of any sort," Vicky said with a pout. She noticed the young human was blushing and a small drop of blood was coming out of his nose. "Hm? Tee-hee! Is this your first time being so close to woman? Or maybe it's your first time being so close to a demon woman. I've never met an actual human before, you know. What's it like, living for only a century at the most? It must be horrible to age so fast!"

"...Huh?" Okay, now he was lost. Did the big-breasted woman just insult him--and the rest of humanity--by teasing the fact that they live up to a century? Because most ninja are lucky to see the age of 30, let alone retire from old age.

"Oh, but I'm being rude, aren't I? Let's just get back to the tour!"

Rozalin's castle--though it was actually once her late father's--was huge and was actually floating on a piece of land somewhere. . It was much bigger than the Hokage's mansion back in Konoha and looked like those old castles the Daimyo lived in. There were several rooms to explore, a large kitchen, several bathrooms and a large garden. It was also very...spacious. There were hardly any other demons living in the castle because, apparently, when Zenon kicked the proverbial bucket, they all quit. Even the majority of Rozalin's servants had quit, with only a few loyal vassals remaining at her side.

"So, anyway..." Vicky pointed over to the staircase that led up to a large, swirling blue portal, "That is the Dimensional Gate. It'll take you anywhere you want to go, but you need a Gate Keeper to do it for you. Our Gate Keeper is her," She pointed at the woman who appeared to be sleeping while she stood. She had long blonde hair that reached down to her ankles and wore a long, skin-tight black dress that hid her feet from sight. Her eyes were closed and her hands were placed together as though she were praying.

Naruto sweatdropped as he stared at the woman. "Hey, isn't she the lady who runs the Dark Hospital?"

"No, the Gate Keeper is Faith. The Healer who runs the Dark Hospital is Hope. Isn't it obvious?"

"Uh..." The drop of sweat in the back of Naruto's head grew. "No..."

"Well, you'll be able to tell the difference soon enough. You're going to be staying here for a loooong time!" Vicky started to grin while the blonde gave a sigh. "What's wrong? Aren't you happy that you get to serve an Overlord?"

Naruto frowned as he folded his arms across his chest. "No! Unlike you, I'm not a demon. I don't want to be here, but because of the rules of the whole summoning thing, I can't go home!"

"Aw, come on! Turn that frown upside down! Think of this as an adventure." The big-breasted demoness held up a finger. "Not many humans come to the netherworld because of all those stereotypes you hear. That all demons are nothing but monsters and killers...it's not like we believe the stereotype that all humans are weak. Some humans are actually quite powerful and become demon Overlords of other netherworlds!"

"O...Overlord?" 'So there are ways a human can turn into a demon? Is that... Is that what's going to happen to me if I stay here too long?'

"WHAT?!? WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT?!?" Rozalin's voice echoed through the castle loudly, snapping Naruto out of his thoughts.

"What's her problem?" The orange-clad ninja thought as he arched an eyebrow.

"Why don't you go see? She's probably in the throne room." Vicky pointed down a hallway. "It's just down this hall. Just keep going forward and you'll get there. Oh, and I'd be careful if I were you... the Princess gets a tiny bit violent depending on how upset she is."

"Relax. I've handled demons who were way more frightening than Rozalin!" He started to grin. "Besides, I bet she's harmless!"

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In the throne room, Rozalin was glaring at a poor Prinny--a small, blue, penguin-like creature with peg legs that had the soul of a human within. "What do you mean that no one knows I'm the Overlord?" The blonde demoness spoke in a dark tone as the Prinny shook in fear.

"N-nobody knew that Overlord Zenon had a daughter, dood! Everybody thinks you don't exist, Master!" The Prinny chirped as it held its flippers over its eyes.

"D-don't exist? The nerve!!"

"Hey, what's the problem?"

Rozalin turned her head to see Naruto enter the room. "None of your business!"

"I'm your vassal or...whatever. Aren't I supposed to know what's going on with my master?" The blonde ninja asked with an arched eyebrow.

"Hmph!" The Overlord spun on her head and folded her arms across her chest, her nose in the air. "For your information, I have a bit of a problem with my people."

"Problem? What kind of problem?"

"They don't think she's alive, dood," Said the Prinny. Rozalin grabbed the undead penguin and threw it over Naruto's head into the hall. A loud explosion followed.

"Wh-what just happened?!" The orange-clad ninja exclaimed with wide eyes as he looked out into the hallway.

"Hm? Oh, Prinnies have the tendency to explode when thrown. That's probably the only thing they're good at doing."

"Really?" 'Sexy demons...exploding penguins... What's next? Talking trees and blood raining from the sky?!' "So..." A fox-like grin appeared on Naruto's face. "What's this about people not thinking you exist, Rozalin?"

"My father was a powerful Overlord. He is known as the God of All Overlords. Because of that, many people sought to defeat him and take his title. I, being of his flesh and blood, would be in danger if anyone knew that Zenon had a daughter. Before, I lived in a luxurious mansion somewhere else in the netherworld, but when he died, I moved here to take over the throne."

"Wow... A mansion? Sounds pretty sweet."

Rozalin started to smile proudly. "Of course. My father loved me unconditionally."

"But, if no one knows you're the Overlord, what does that mean?" The blonde asked with an arched eyebrow. "I mean, all you have to do is tell them you're Zenon's daughter, right?"

"It isn't that easy. Whether or not I tell them I'm their new Overlord, there are plenty of people who will still try to take my title from me. That means war."

"War?"

"Yes, war." She walked up to Naruto and poked him in the forehead. "Most lower-class demons usually speak through violence and violence alone. I, of course, was raised better, being of royal blood. But, as the Overlord, it is my duty to defend my title and honor!"

His eyes widened in awe. "Wow... You really take this seriously, don't you? To tell you the truth, though...when I heard about Overlords, I thought they were frightening. But you're...um..." 'You look harmless.' He thought in his mind to save him from the same fate as the poor Prinny.

"What? What am I?"

"Nothing, nothing! So, what're you going to do about your 'no one thinks you exist' problem?"

The blonde Overlord started to smirk and Naruto got a bad feeling in the pit of his stomach. "You mean what are we going to do about it? We will prepare for battle! Assemble the troops! Obtain the needed weaponry!"

"Huh?!"

"Tell you what, I'll leave it to you to create me some vassals. Don't get too many, though. I doubt a human like you has enough mana to create many vassals." And with that, Rozalin walked out of the throne room, leaving a shocked Naruto whose mouths hung open.

"Huh? What the? Wait, how do I make a vassal?!"

X-X-X

The Dark Assembly is the place to go for all your needs. In this place, the senators make the rules and approve all bills and they're usually the ones who tell you who can summon, how high you can put prices, what goods you can sell, etc... Of course, sometimes you have to cheat to have things your way, but no one minds because it's been like that since the Dark Assembly was first created.

"So, how do I do this again?" Naruto asked the Dark Secretary. She was a demon woman with short, light brown hair wearing a red and white battle dress with a large bow tied in the back, and at the moment, she looked slightly pissed. This may have been because this was the fifth time Naruto asked how the Dark Assembly worked, but she decided to not kick his ass since he was new here.

"Look, it's nothing difficult. All you have to do is fill out a sheet with the types of demons you want to create," The Dark Secretary held up a sheet of paper with the words Vassal Creation in bold, "and we'll create 'em for you if can spare the mana. In case you don't know, mana is the magical power the flows through each and every being."

'Like chakra...' Naruto started to grin. "I've got plenty of that!"

"Good. Now, if you'll just choose what sort of demons you want to create..." The demon woman noticed the confused look in Naruto's eyes and growled. "You don't know what sort of demons to choose, don't you?" As the blonde nodded, she sighed and bent down behind her desk. When she stood up, she dropped a large, heavy black book with writing on the cover that had faded over the centuries. "This is what we give to newbies like you. This manual shows you all the types of demons in the world aside from normal ones. Each demon has a specific type of job that they do well. Warriors can fight with melee weapons so they make perfect soldiers. Healers use healing and support magic so they're great back-up. Skulls and Mages use offensive magic that draw power from the elements. You can also create beings that aren't demons, like humans or angels, but you'd have to pass a bill to be able to do that." She pushed the book over to the young ninja, whose jaw had dropped when he saw the sheer size of the book.

"That's...a lot of reading..."

The Dark Secretary smiled. "You don't have to read through the entire book, you know. Just look and pick a couple of demons you like--just make sure it's a good choice, because once it's used, you can't get your mana back."

Naruto sighed heavily as he opened a book. "Well, let's get started..."

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"Hmmm... Not bad, not bad." Rozalin inspected the six demons that Naruto had summoned, pacing back and forth on the throne room carpet as she looked them up and down. "I didn't think you could make six on your first try. Perhaps you're not as weak as I thought you were."

"You haven't even seen what I can do, Rozalin! I'm the toughest guy in the village of Konohagakure, y'know--second only to my old man!" The blonde's eyes suddenly widened and looked down. The other blonde didn't notice this as she was still looking at the demons.

"Really? Well, I may not have gotten what I wanted when I summoned you, but at least you're not completely useless."

"Not only that, he's pretty cute!" Said Morgan. Morgan was a dark-haired Mage with purple eyes and wore what appeared to be a purple maid's outfit with high white socks and frilly hat on her head. She was the shortest of the group and looked about 14 in human years.

"You're joking, right? He's a human, remember? If they don't live over a century, you shouldn't marry them." Said Faust. Faust was young Skull who was probably the same age as Morgan since he looked 14, too, with dark hair and purple eyes. He wore a dark purple version of the normal Skull robes which amplified his magic powers, with a black shirt and dark purple shorts. He was the second shortest of the group, taller than Morgan by only a couple of inches.

"Not all humans are bad, you know," Said Aria, a Fallen Angel who looked about 15 or so. She had long, white-blonde hair tied up in a braid that fell to her waist. She wore the traditional robes of the Angels, as she had before she'd fallen, but instead of a dark blue undershirt, it was now dark red.

"...How long has it been since you fell from grace?" Asked Ina the female Ninja. She had long, blood red hair tied up into a high ponytail and red eyes to match. The bottom half of her face was hidden by a purple mask, her arms were wrapped with bandages, and she wore a sleeveless purple top with fingerless purple gloves baggy purple pants. She appeared to be, in human years, a few years older than Naruto.

Standing stoically next to Ina was a male Ninja whom Naruto had named Hatake after his old genin squad teacher. He couldn't resist--he looked so much like Kakashi-sensei! He had white hair in an odd fashion that hid his right black eye from sight, and wore a black mask that covered his face from the nose. Hatake wore a sleeveless black robe with dark blue baggy pants, black bandages wrapped around his arm, dark black gloves, and dark blue bandana tied around his neck. He may have been slightly older than Ina, but Naruto couldn't tell with how demons age and all.

The last and tallest one was a traditional Warrior named Daisuke, with short light brown hair and black eyes. He had a dark red bandana tied around his head and wore a sleeveless black shirt with dark blue pants, black gloves on his hands. He was staring at Rozalin and blushing, which would lead one to believe that he had a sort of crush on her. 'She's so pretty... I'm lucky to be serving such a babe!!' Thought the warrior.

"Well, since we have the vassals, all we need is the equipment. Then we'll be set to start mowing down the competition!" Rozalin grabbed Naruto's arm and started to drag him out of the throne room.

"Wait, where are we going?!"

To but all the necessities for a proper vassal: weapons, armor, tools. Don't tell me Vicky didn't show you that area?"

The blonde grumbled under his breath. The heavily-bosomed demoness did show him...it was just that with looking through the large book of demons that he could create, some information had been pushed out. 'I hope I don't forget where my room is...' He thought with half-lidded eyes. He suddenly felt Rozalin stop and came back into reality. They were now on a wide floor where there were many stores. The entrance to the Dark Assembly to the far right of the room, the Dark Hospital to the far left, and the Dimensional Gate all the way in front, glowing brightly as usual.

Rozalin released Naruto from her grip and spun on her heels to face the newly created demons. "You may go and receive your necessary weapons and armor. But remember, you still have to pay. You will, however, get a discount since you are serving the Overlord."

Morgan turned to face Faust. "We're serving the Overlord?!" She hissed in the dark-haired Skull's ear.

"Hmph." He folded his arms across his chest as he stared at Rozalin. "She doesn't look so tough... Maybe she's just a Demon Lord with an inflated ego."

The part disbanded, leaving Naruto and Rozalin alone in the center of the room. The Overlord stared at Naruto for some time before folding her arms across her chest and tapping her foot. ". . ."

"What?" Naruto blinked in confusion. "What are you looking at?"

"You'll have to get something, you know. You'll need armor and a weapon... Is there anything specific that you're good at wielding?"

"Um...no. I have my own fighting style! I'm a weapon in my own right, so I don't need to buy any weapons an' stuff. Seriously, you've got the strongest guy in the universe under your service!" The blonde ninja started to grin again before Rozalin poked him in the chest.

"I won't stand for it if you go and die on me early because you think you're some sort of super human. You're going to come with me and we will find you a weapon to wield." Before her vassal/pet could say anything in response to that, she was already dragging him towards a shop.

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"Heh-heh... Check this baby out!" Daisuke held up a large broad sword with a large grin. "Pretty cool, huh?"

"...You know, things like that will make people think your trying to compensate for something," Said Faust as stared at the crescent moon-shaped ornament at the top of his gold-painted staff.

"...Are you saying I have a small penis?!?" The Warrior shouted as a vein throbbed on his forehead. Morgan and Aria blushed upon hearing the p-word. Naruto sweatdropped and thought that what was happening was eerily familiar.

The Skull snorted as he turned his back on his fellow vassal. "I didn't say anything. You, however... Oof!" He was pushed to the floor by Daisuke and before Faust knew it, the bigger demon was already starting to throw punches at him.

"You don't have such a big mouth now, do ya?!"

"Ouch! H-hey! Quit it!"

"Oh, no! Someone stop them before they hurt each other!" Aria cried with tears brimming in her eyes.

Morgan pouted as she raised her staff in the air. "FIRE!!!"

The two demons suddenly caught on fire, halting their fight. Daisuke fell off of Faust with X's in his eyes, coughing out smoke. "Ow..."

The Fallen Angel of the group sweatdropped, her eyes now large white dots. "Th-that's not exactly what a good way to stop a fight..."

Morgan shrugged and muttered. "It is in the Netherworld. This is just one of the things you'll have to get used to down here: violence is the answer to everything."

"But it shouldn't be! You don't always have to solve your problems with violence."

"You can tell that she's forgotten where we are..." Ina whispered to Hatake, who was admiring the designs on the blade of the katana he'd bought a while ago.

"Sounds like someone hasn't gotten all the Angel out of their system." Faust muttered as he dusted himself off. He kicked Daisuke in the head. "That's for punching me in the head."

"...Run. Or else I'll chop your damn legs off!!"

"Attention!" Rozalin called over to her demon vassals as she walked over to them. "I think I've made a breakthrough with him."

"With who?" Ina asked with an arched eyebrow.

"She must be referring to Naruto." Hatake told the kunoichi.

"What breakthrough? I told you I don't want anything!!" Naruto shouted. Instead of his usual orange and black jumpsuit, he wore a heavy suit of armor. "I can't wear any of this stuff! I'm a ninja! I need to be able to move!!"

Rozalin folded her arms across her chest and turned away from the blonde ninja. "Well, you don't have to shout! I was only trying to help. Humans are so...fragile. And you're quite interesting for a human. You say you've slain thousands of demons and are the second strongest person where you come from."

'I think it was a bad idea to embellish on my accomplishments...' The human thought as a drop of sweat ran down the back of his head.

"Needless to say, I want to make sure you stay alive long enough for me to see such skill. Besides, orange and black clash."

"I get that you want me to stay alive. But I'd feel more comfortable in my old clothes."

The blonde Overlord arched a fine eyebrow. "Hm? Why would you go back to wearing those accursed rags?"

"Hey, that was a birthday present from my father!"

"He must be one you inherited your colorblindness from, then," Said Faust.

"...SCREW YOU!! I don't need anyone insulting my sense of fashion!!" Naruto shouted as he walked back to changing rooms. He would have stomped off, but the armor was far too heavy for him to do so without falling down.

"You know, I wonder if he's so good a ninja that his orange clothes aren't such a big problem..." Aria thought aloud.

"Maybe." Daisuke shrugged. "You could spot Ina's hair from miles away, but she's a ninja." His statement got him kicked in the back of his head, courtesy of Ina.

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A while late, Rozalin and her slaves--erm, vassals were standing in front of a large, pink mansion somewhere in the netherworld. It had several statues of semi-naked demon women that made Naruto and Daisuke get nosebleeds.

"Who lives here?" Aria asked, her mouth in the shape of an 'O'.

"And why would they paint it pink?" Ina muttered.

Rozalin pulled out a long list. "This is where the Demon Lord Contessa lives. She's one of the people who are after my title."

Naruto looked away from a statue of a Succubus and stared at the list. His eyes widened at the number of names on the list. "All these people want to become the Overlord?!"

"Well, it's only a list of the people who live in this netherworld. I don't know how many Overlords from other netherworlds would want my father's title." Rozalin put the list away, ignoring Naruto's shocked look. "This Contessa will be the first to fall before the might of Overlord Rozalin! Once we kill off a couple of people, I'm sure we'll get the message across that I am the true Overlord!"

"And if that doesn't work, what'll you do?"

The blonde demoness shrugged. "I'll just have to discipline them. They have no choice. As my father's only blood relative, it is my birthright to be the Overlord in his place."

"And by discipline, you mean obliterate. Right?" Daisuke asked, still staring at the woman's statue. "Guys? ...Hello!" He turned around and noticed he was standing all alone. Everyone else had gone inside the mansion already. "...Damn those bastards...! WAIT FOR ME!!!" The warrior shouted as he ran into the pink mansion.

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If it was possible, the inside of Contessa's mansion was just as pink as the outside. There weren't any naked statues...but there were erotic paintings littered everywhere of only one demoness. She was bent in so many positions that Daisuke and Naruto had to bend their heads to the side to make out the demon woman properly.

'Whoever Contessa is...she has no taste in decoration,' Thought Rozalin as she walked down the hall.

"Whoever Contessa is, she has great taste paintings...!" Daisuke squealed as he and Naruto stared at the paintings. They were alerted by a shot in the in air and were snapped out of their perverted thoughts. The ninja and warrior spun on their heels and turned to face Rozalin who was still holding her handgun with a look that said 'stop gawking or I'll shoot you'.

"The Overlord is supposed to be the strongest demon in the netherworld, right? So someone who wants the title must be pretty strong!" Naruto exclaimed.

"Aw, don't be nervous, Naruto. A Demon Lord is no match for an Overlord. If the time comes, I'll protect you."

The blonde ninja glared at Rozalin's back. "I don't want your protection! I'm just excited! I don't think I've ever fought a Demon Lord or anything, and I want to see how you fight. I mean, you can fight, right, Rozalin?"

The Overlord sweatdropped and bit her lower lip. "Of...of course! It would be silly of an Overlord to not know how to fight! And I've told you to call me Queen!"

As the group neared the end of the hallway, they noticed a pair of demons standing guard in front of a large door. They were big, hulking Heavy Knights clad entirely in black armor the only revealed the up half of their faces, which looked quite scary considering that their skin was gray, their eyes were yellow and pupiless and seemed to be taller than Rozalin or any of her. Both demons held a spear with a black triangular-blade at the end.

"Halt! Who the hell are you?" Asked the Heavy Knight on the right.

"No one is allowed in here without permission from Miss Contessa!" Said the Heavy Knight on the left.

"We are here to challenge your master to a dual! Bring me to her!" Said Rozalin in a regal-sounding voice.

"Um, I thought that duals were one-on-one fights. If she wants a dual, why are we here?" Morgan asked no one in particular.

The Heavy Knights stared at each other out of the corner of their eyes before they started to laugh. "BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!"

"Uh, I don't think they take you seriously, Rozie." The Mage pointed out as the armor-clad demons continued to laugh.

"What is so funny?! I want to fight Contessa! Let me see her--now!"

"Gyahahahaha!! You honestly think you're on Miss Contessa's level?"

"Miss Contessa is the most beautiful and most powerful Demon Lord in the netherworld! If you fight her, you're as good as dead!"

Naruto stepped forward and folded his arms across his chest. "Oh, yeah?! Well, you just tell your master that Uzumaki Naruto the demon slayer is here!!"

A question mark appeared over the heads of the Heavy Knights. "Uzumaki Naruto...?"

"The demon slayer...?"

"...BUZZ OFF, HUMAN!!" The Heavy Knight on the right exclaimed as he charged towards Naruto and stabbed him in the chest with his spear. "Heh..." The blonde then disappeared in a poof of smoke, and in his place was a log.

"Ah, so he knows Utsuseme..." Hatake mused. 'At least he knows some ninjutsu magic.'

"Whoa, that's so cool!" Morgan squealed while Faust rolled his eyes.

"Where'd he go?!" The Heavy Knight shouted as he looked around. He was suddenly burnt by a steady stream of fire coming from up above. It turned out to be coming from Naruto, who was standing on the ceiling.

"And he breathes fire, too?! He's the coolest!!" The Mage cried. She stopped shouting when she noticed the other Heavy Knight was dashing towards her. "Uh-oh! Um, Ice!!" She raised her staff in the air and the Knight was encased in a small block of ice. "Phew! That was a close one."

"Think again." Faust pointed at the ice, which was starting to get cracks in it. In a few seconds, it burst, sending chunks of ice flying everywhere. The Heavy Knight pounded his fist against his black armor.

"Magic armor. Works all the time!" He then jumped into the air and threw his spear in the ground near Faust and Morgan. The spear sent out powerful electrical waves that made the two magic-users fall to their knees.

"Oh, dear!" Aria dashed over to them and placed her hands on their backs. "Heal..." A bright green light surrounded her being and soon enveloped Morgan and Faust. When the light faded, their injuries were healed.

Hatake appeared in front of them in the blink of an eye and pulled the spear out of the ground just as the Heavy Knight landed on the ground.

"Hey, give that back!"

"Gladly." The ninja dashed towards the Knight and began to stab at him repetitively with his own weapon. After a few more stabs, the Heavy Knight grabbed the blade of spear and lifted it up into the air, sending Hatake flying. The white-haired demon landed gracefully behind him and disappeared in the blink of an eye.

"Now where'd he go?" The armor-clad demon growled just seconds before a fist struck him in his face. He stumbled back, only to have someone kick him in his back. Hatake was attacking the Heavy Knight with incredible speed as he continued to throw punches and kicks.

"C'mon! We have to help him!" Aria got to her feet and drew a wooden bow. She pulled lightly on the string of the bow and she was suddenly holding a feather-like arrow of light. "In the name of love and justice, you shall be punished!! Holy Arrow!!" She shot the arrow at the Heavy Knight, managing to shoot him in the chest. A crack appeared in his armor as the light faded.

"Wow. You're pretty good." Said Faust with wide eyes. Morgan was speechless, so her mouth simply hung open. "But did you have to act like some cartoon super heroine before you attacked?"

The Fallen Angel sweatdropped and rubbed the back of her head. "Um, sorry?" The trio suddenly heard a loud thud and turned their heads to see Hatake standing on top of the Heavy Knight's back.

"Way to go, guys! We rule!!" The Mage exclaimed, pumping her fist in the air.

After Naruto finished his jutsu, he jumped off of the ceiling and landed next to Rozalin. "How was that?" He said with a large grin. "Told you I don't need any weapons!"

"Think again! He's still alive, fool!" She exclaimed as she drew her handgun. She took aim and gathered energy into her gun. "Tri-Burst!!" She shot three yellow bullets of energy at the Heavy Knight, but that only made him stop running towards them.

"My turn!" Ina jumped into the air and landed in front of Rozalin and made a hand sign Naruto never saw before. "Mafuujin!!"

The Heavy Knight suddenly straightened up and looked around with curiosity. "Where...am I?"

"Eh?! What sort of jutsu was that?" The blonde ninja asked the red-haired kunoichi.

"One that makes the target catch a temporary case of amnesia. He'll snap out of it soon, though, so I suggest you attack!"

"Already on it!" Daisuke exclaimed as he dashed towards the confused Knight. He no longer wielded the large sword, but held on to a normal-sized two-edged sword. He started to gain speed quickly as he cut through the armor-clad demon. "Blade Rush!!" The Warrior looked over his shoulder to see an armor-clad fist before it connected with his face, sending him flying into the wall behind him.

"I don't know what you did, but I'm gonna kill you for it!!"

'Crap!' Ina made another hand sign just as Naruto made a hand sign as well. "Minminmin!!"

Before he could stab Daisuke with his spear, the Heavy Knight fell asleep standing up. "Zzzzz... Zzzzz..."

The Warrior's eyes became the size of dots as he stared at the sleeping demon in front of him. "What...the hell...?"

Suddenly, two more Narutos appeared in poofs of smoke. "Kage Bunshin no Jutsu!" All three blondes turned around to grin and Ina. "See? You're not the only one who knows a jutsu or two!" The Narutos all drew the swords on their backs. 'I'm not very good with swords...but I think I'll improvise!' The two clones dashed forward and sliced away at the sleeping Heavy Knight just as the real chunin was starting to channel chakra into his sword.

"What are you doing?! Go finish him off!!" Rozalin shouted at the blonde.

"Shut up!! I'm busy here!!" Naruto shouted at the Overlord before he dashed towards the Heavy Knight and dispelled the clones. "Here goes nothing!" He skidded to a halt and swung his sword in a crescent arc, releasing a crescent-shaped blade of wind towards the armor-clad demon. Daisuke managed to jump out of the way in time to avoid being hit by the attack.

"GURK!!" The arc cut clean through the Knight's armor. Blood spilled on the floor before he fell to the ground, supposedly dead.

Rozalin opened her mouth to say something, but found nothing to say for a while. 'That was amazing! He's a mistake I'm glad was made!'

"Heh... I bet this is how Sasuke feels when he uses that sword of his." Naruto stared at the sword's blade, at the reflection of his sky blue eyes. "It's not so bad, I guess. I think it made my chakra stronger."

"That...wasn't bad." Said Daisuke as he approached the blonde ninja. "You're pretty tough for a human. No offense."

Ina stepped up to him as well. "I guess you're a real ninja. With the way you act, I thought you'd be a rookie Genin or something."

"I told ya..." Naruto struck the Nice Guy pose he learned from watching Lee and Gai back in Konoha, "I'm the toughest guy in the universe!! No man or demon can stand up to me!!" Morgan and Aria applauded it while the rest of the vassals sweatdropped.

"...Well, you're definitely no normal human. I'm glad to have you as a pet," Said Rozalin with a smile.

"Eh?! I thought I told you to not call me your pet!!"

"Come, come! We still have to find Contessa and challenge her to a fight!"

"Hey, get back here!! I'm not through with you!!"

X-X-X

"Damn, this place is big! How long have we been walking around?" Daisuke asked after who-knows-how-long.

"It feels like forever..." Ina moaned.

"Well, let's look at the bright side: at least we have run into anymore of Contessa's vass--mmph!" Before Aria could finish her sentence, Naruto had placed his hand over her mouth.

"Ssshh! Don't say that! Trust me: you'll jinx us."

The group stopped in front of a pair of closed doors. "This Demon Lord better be behind this door or I'll scream..." Morgan mumbled as Daisuke and Hatake pushed the door open. They walked inside to find...pink. Lots and lots of pink. Apparently, they were in a large and very spacious bedroom with a pink canopy bed in the center.

"What is this woman's thing with the color pink?" Naruto asked as he looked around the room.

"Never mind her taste. Where is Contessa?" Rozalin asked as she looked around.

"Who dares to enter my glorious home?!!" A haughty female voice shouted, causing the Overlord and her vassals to draw their weapons. Suddenly, pink flower petals began to fall from the ceiling. Where they were coming, who could tell? Then, in a poof of purple smoke, a figure appeared on the bed, lying on her stomach. She was a scantily-clad demoness who wore a shoulder-less dark purple leotard that was so tight it looked like it was painted on, long purple gloves were on her hands and long purple boots were on her feet. Her hair was short and had a blood-red color and her eyes were yellow.

"...My Anti-God...it's a dominatrix...!" Daisuke gasped in awe as blood streamed down his nose.

'Ero-sennin would die of blood loss from seeing this!' Naruto thought as the red-haired demoness stood up and placed her hands on her hips. He noticed that she as big a rack as Vicky and briefly wondered, 'Do all demon women grow up to have big breasts?!'

"Well? Who the hell are you?" The haughty demoness asked.

Rozalin stepped forward and cleared her throat. "I am Rozalin, daughter of the late Overlord Zenon and new ruler of the Netherworld! I've come to challenge you to battle, Contessa!"

Contessa blinked in confusion. "Say what now? For a moment...I thought you said you were Zenon's daughter." The sexy Demon Lord laughed behind her hand. "But I know that can't be true, so tell me: who are you, really?"

The blonde demoness's face reddened before she stomped her foot. "I am telling you the truth! If you need more proof, then see this." A symbol of a three-leafed clover, surrounded by runes of another language that lined up to form a triangle, suddenly appeared on Rozalin's chest.

Contessa's eyes widened slightly and Naruto arched an eyebrow. "What's that?" The blonde chunin asked as he stared at Rozalin's chest.

"Don't stare, you lecher! For your information, this is the symbol of the Three-Leaf Clover. It is a sign of my father, and the only ones who have it are those who were very close to him."

"...Hmph!" The red-haired Demon Lord folded her arms across her breasts. "So what if you're Zenon's offspring? Big deal. You've just saved me the trouble by coming here to die." She smirked as she held up her hand. "Thunder!!" A bolt of purple lightning shot down from the ceiling and struck the spot where Rozalin was standing. But she was now in Naruto's arms as a result of the blonde grabbing her before the thunder struck.

"You okay?" The blonde asked. "Good. Because I'm starting to wonder if you can really fight at all." He was then slapped in the face by Rozalin. "Ow!!"

"Fool! I was caught off guard! Now put me down this instant or you will also feel my wrath!" The demon princess shouted as he placed her back on the ground. She drew her gun and jumped high up into the air. "TRI-BURST!!" She fired three shots of energy at Contessa, but the older demoness managed to dodge them all.

Morgan and Faust looked at each other before nodding. They raised their staves into the air as they began to channel their mana. "WIND!!" They both shouted together as an intense wind began to blow around Contessa. Several scratches and cuts appeared on the redhead's body and she glared in the direction of the two magic-users.

Aria suddenly stepped in front of Morgan and Faust, bow and arrow ready as she took aim, gathering her mana into the arrow. "Poison...Arrow!!" She released the arrow, which flew towards Contessa and went right through her before disappearing in a burst of light. The Demon Lord stumbled back a bit and felt her strength had been sapped from the Fallen Angel's attack.

She saw Ina and Daisuke charging for her out of the corner of her eye and frowned. "Playtime is over!" Contessa raised her hand in the air and with a cry of "Nightmare Assault!" the entire room became darker and darker until they couldn't see anything. One could hear the sound of blows being given, and when the darkness started to fade, Rozalin and her vassals were on the ground.

"Ugh... What...just happened?" Hatake groaned as he pushed himself up.

"She used some sort of magic and attacked us in the dark," Said Aria as she began to heal her wounds. "And she did it so fast, too!"

"I don't see why you're all shocked. She is a Demon Lord, after all..." Faust muttered as he leaned against his staff.

"Hahahaha! That's right! I'm a Demon Lord, little girl." Contessa looked over at Rozalin and Naruto, who were both still standing. "It's obvious that you're not fit to have the title of Overlord, so let someone with more skill have the job. You can give up or I could just kill you--either way is easy for me."

"You think...I would let some scantily-clad hooker defile the title of Overlord?!" The blonde demon princess shouted. She held up her handgun and it began to glow with a bright blue light. "I refuse to be defeated by the likes of you!" The light overtook the gun and it began to change its form into something bigger. "Prepare yourself, Demon Lord Contessa, for the wrath of Overlord Rozalin!" When the light faded, the gun had transformed into a machine gun.

Naruto's eyes nearly popped out of his head, as did the other vassals'. "What the hell...?"

"Rose Thorns!!" Rozalin pulled the trigger and fired several rounds per second. Contessa kept jumping around to avoid the bullets, but they got her a couple of times and actually stung. The vassals also had to dodge their master's storm of bullets. Apparently she was so angry that she didn't care about the lives of her new servants--but then again, what Overlord did? As the bullets stopped, the machine gun changed back into the cute little handgun. The Overlord hunched over and began to breathe heavily. Her heart was pounding against her chest.

"Is that...all you've got?" Contessa panted. She smirked, despite the fact that she had several bullet wounds in her body. It was all the jumping around that got her tired, really. The wounds weren't so painful. They weren't the reason why she was tired. That's what she wanted to believe.

"Are you okay, Rozalin?" Naruto asked as he came to the blonde demoness's side.

"I told you...it's Queen...!" She breathed out. She raised her head to glare at the Demon Lord, not bothering to look Naruto in the eye until he placed a hand on her shoulder. "Mm?"

"Relax. If you're tired, just let me finish this, 'Kay?"

". . ."

Before he could get an answer out of her, the blonde ninja looked at Ina. "Ina!! Keep her still for me, would ya?"

The red-haired kunoichi blinked in confusion before nodding. She drew a pair of kunai and threw them at Contessa's shadow. She made a hand sign and shouted, "Kagenui!" The Demon Lord suddenly stiffened as she felt an electrifying feeling throughout her entire body.

'Damn! They paralyzed me! I can't move!'

"Morgan, Faust!! Hit her with your best! Then you strike with one of those feather arrows, Aria!"

The magic-users and Fallen Angel all nodded. Faust and Morgan began to channel their mana as Aria formed a Holy Arrow. The Skull casted a fire spell on the demoness, giving her several bad burns before Morgan followed up with an ice spell that encased her in a small block of ice. Just as that happened, Aria released the Holy Arrow and sent it flying into the block of ice, causing it to crack.

"Go get her, Daisuke! Then Hatake, send her flying into the air!" Both demons nodded at the commands and Daisuke charged towards Contessa, sword drawn. He began to slice away at her with slow, powerful blows before jumping out of the way for Hatake. The white-haired ninja slashed at her quickly several times before he finally kicked her into the air and jumped back. At that moment, Naruto summoned a shadow clone and held out his hand. The clone began to form a ball of spinning blue chakra in Naruto's hand and disappeared in a poof of smoke when it was big enough. The orange-clad blonde dashed forward, just as Contessa started to fall.

"Eat this!!" Naruto shouted after he got close enough to the red-haired Demon Lord. "Rasengan!!" He pushed the ball of spiraling blue chakra into Contessa's stomach, grinding into her body with intense force and power. The force of the blow sent her flying back into a wall.

Rozalin's eyes widened. "That was...amazing! What was that?"

The blonde shinobi turned his head to look at the Overlord and grinned. "One of my ultimate moves: the Rasengan. Taught to me by the greatest ninja in the world! Next to me, of course," He winked, causing the blonde demoness to blink.

"Urgh... Wh-what power..." Contessa was on her knees, spitting up blood. 'How could a human do this to me? And he's just a kid!' She managed to get back on her feet, although she was still injured and shaky. The Demon placed her hands on her hips and smirked as though she had won the fight. "You're just glad you caught me on a good day! I took it easy on you and your pathetic servants!" She pointed a finger at Rozalin, a hand still on her hip. "I'll be back, and then we'll see who's worthy of being the Queen of the Netherworld!!" She raised a hand and the entire room became dark. When the darkness faded, Contessa was gone.

"Hmph! Who did she think she was kidding? She's the one who lost," Said Ina as she folded her arms across her chest.

"Yeah, we kicked her butt!" Morgan exclaimed as she waved her staff in the air.

"My first day as a demon vassal has been a success!" Aria cried as she and the Mage started to dance. Faust and Hatake rolled their eyes, but said nothing.

"Naruto! You totally rock!" Daisuke shouted as he hooked his arm around the blonde ninja's shoulders.

"Indeed. You must show me that technique of yours sometime," Said Hatake, his arms folded across his chest.

"As well as me. I'll teach you some of my jutsu in return, if you'd like..." Ina whispered into Naruto's ear after suddenly appearing near him.

"Heh-heh-heh... R-really? 'Cuz I'd love to learn that Mafuujin thing for when I'd want to make someone forget something I did."

"Ahem!" Rozalin cleared her throat as she approached Naruto. A small smile was on her face as she said, "You're not so bad, Naruto. And here I thought you'd die in a fight with a demon. But you managed to beat a Demon Lord. I can't say if I'm proud or jealous of you."

Naruto scratched the back of his head. "Well, it wasn't really me. Everybody chipped in. It's like my old genin sensei says, 'Teamwork is the key to completing a mission.' You had a big part in it, too, ya know." The blonde gained a mischievous look in his eyes. "I couldn't even tell that it was your time fighting!"

A blush appeared on the Overlord's face and she began to stare at the floor. "R-really? I did do marvelous for my first time didn't I?"

"Aha! So you admit that you never actually fought before!"

"What?! I didn't--"

"Uh-uh! You can't take back what you said: everybody heard you, right guys?"

"Grrrrr!" Rozalin's eyes began to glow red as she drew her handgun. "NARUTO!!!" She took aim and started to shoot at the poor blonde ninja, who narrowingly managed to dodge the bullets...until the handgun transformed into the machine gun again.

"Oh, crap...!"

"ROSE THORNS!!!"

"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!"

"I honestly can't tell...if you're the best mistake I've ever made or the worst!!" She shouted over the sound of the machine gun firing.

X-X-X

::NEXT EPISODE::

Morgan: Hey, Naruto! I bet you're having fun in the netherworld now, huh?

Naruto: Yup! It's a real adrenaline rush! I've already fought so many demons and monsters and I'm starting to see that not all demons are bloodthirsty beasts!

Morgan: Hey, is that an insult?!

Naruto: N-no! Of course not!

Rozalin: It's not nice to believe in stereotypes, Naruto. I mean, we always thought all ninjas wore dark clothing before we met you.

Naruto: Okay, now you're insulting me--

Morgan: Hey, who are those two? More humans? And they have the same things that Naruto wears around his head, too!

Naruto: It can't be...! It is! It's--

Rozalin: Next time on SiNful Rose, Episode 2: Old Friends.

Naruto: Hey, why can't I say their names?!

Rozalin: Fool! Do you want to spoil everything for the readers?! If there are any...