The Grim ED-ventures of Team Mar

Chapter 2: How Grim Escaped Billy and Mandy

Disclaimer: I don't own any of the characters or shows I've crossed over with this fanfic, but I do own the characters.

The Eds are sitting outside with Grim and Carrie. Ed and Carrie are eating gravy cakes, Eddy and Double D are engaged in a conversation that has nothing to do with the plot, and Grim is finally getting a break from having to do everyone's bidding.

"I don't know, Double D." Eddy says, "I still say this fanfic is a prequel to the first fanfic the writer posted."

"Eddy, there's no way this fanfic is a prequel." Double D replies. "First of all, Carrie is here, and we didn't meet Carrie until after we got back from Mar the first time. And secondly, May has those mechanical arms on her back, and she didn't have them before and after we came here."

"Well, maybe you're right." Eddy says. "But I'm still not fully convinced that this is a sequel because, well, I don't even know how the heck we got back here."

Ed starts jumping up and down waving his hand in the air shouting, "I know this one! I know this one!"

Eddy sighs with boredom and says, "Let's hear it, Ed."

"Okay!" Ed begins his story. "One day, we were scamming the kids by making them buy faol krop toys. But this made Vegeta mad so he rubbed his feet with pudding skins, causing Harry Potter to think that the Bean Scouts were Jedi Knights, so he went to Bagdad. And when he got there, he was attacked by ear people! After they transformed him into a wax statue, they took a bus to the cul-de-sac. But little did they know that Carrie finally mastered the Super Saiyan transformation and so she beat them up, and they had to go make fun of Master Roshi's bad haircut. Then, we appeared at McDonald's! Mario and Luigi were there with us eating Yugioh cards and pulling pranks on Yoda. This made Dorothy mad so she yelled, 'BURGER KING WHOPPER VALUE MEAL!!!!!' and made them turn into flying, fire-spewing hot dogs. Double D then turned into a leprechaun and started dancing around in circles, which summoned Danny Antonucci! He then turned into Super Danny and flew away to stop the Empire's evil plan to blow up Alderaan. And then we all suddenly appeared in an empty can of gravy, where Chicken and his sister, Cow, were playing a game of 'Kick the Can', and kicked us all the way to Mar! The end!" Everyone stares at Ed.

"Wow!" Carrie says, impressed with Ed's story. "I wish I could remember doing all of that." May, Dorothy, and Edward walk out of the castle. Edward is a dog and is wearing a Santa hat, blue jeans, suspenders, and very large glasses.

"And where are you three going?" Grim asks them.

"We're going to Rolf's to grab some vegetables." May answers. "Ed and Carrie obvious had a midnight salad last night and ate what vegetables we had left."

"Let's go, too, guys." Eddy says. "I wonder what Stretch is up to?"

"I'm going to go sharpen me scythe." Grim says. "I'll see you when and if you make it back."

"Oh, no you're not, Grim!" Eddy yells. "You're going with us, just in case I need you to do something cool with your powers." Grim grumbles and follows the others.

Meanwhile, in a small wooden house, the blue-haired, son of a shepherd named Rolf is sitting in his kitchen, drilling holes in a hunk of cheese. He's wearing his typical yellow shirt that has a yellow stripe wrapped around it.

Suddenly, Ed's finger crashes through the wall and he yells, "Ding, dong!" Rolf stops his work and answers the door.

"How may the son of a shepherd be of assistance?" Rolf answers. Suddenly, his eyes rest upon the pink-haired witch. His eyes widen with fear and he is sweating heavily.

"Hi, Rolf!" Ed greets him.

Rolf gets down on his knees and begs to Dorothy, "Please, Rolf begs you, do not curse him and his land with your terrible powers! Rolf and his livestock have co-existed with you since before we returned to his land and Rolf has been nothing but kind to you!" Dorothy stares down at Rolf, confused.

"We're just here for some vegetables, Rolf." May informs a terrified Rolf.

Rolf calms down and says, "Why didn't you just say so, hand cloth-headed she-person? Come with Rolf!"

"Uh, it's called a bandanna, Rolf." May says.

"You're crazy!" Rolf says, confused. Everyone goes into Rolf's back yard. Victor, Rolf's goat, is tied to a steak in the ground, Rolf's cow is eating hay, his chickens are scratching the ground, looking for worms, and Rolf's pig, Wilfred, is eating his hose.

"WILFRED!!!!" Rolf yells. "How many times must Rolf tell you, ROLF'S HOSE ISN'T FOOD!!!!!? Bad Wilfred! BAD WILRED!!!!!" Rolf yanks the hose out of the pig's mouth.

"CHICKENS!!!!" Ed and Carrie scream at the same time. The both of them start chasing Rolf's chickens around the yard and the both of them eventually catch one each.

"Chickens are so soft and cuddly!" Carrie says, petting a chicken.

"Yeah, just like potato salad!" Ed says, also petting a chicken. "I know! Let's have a chicken party!" Carrie nods her head with approval. Rolf snatches his chickens out of Ed and Carrie's hands.

"There will be no party for Rolf's fowl!" Rolf yells at them. "Now, Rolf will gather you some of his produce and you can sample some of Rolf's stew!" Rolf holds up a vat of his stew. There are fish heads and eyeballs floating around in it and a tentacle reaches out of it and grabs Rolf by the arm, but he fights it off with a ladle.

"Um, no thank you, Rolf!" Double D says, trying to be polite as possible. "We already ate."

Carrie looks in and says, "I want some! I want some!"

But just as Rolf was about to give Carrie some of his repulsive, disgusting stew, a portal opens up right in the middle of Rolf's back yard and out of it step four figures. One is a boy and has a large nose and is wearing a red hat and a blue-striped shirt. The other is a girl and has blonde hair and an evil scowl on her face. The other two are animals. One is a red-butted baboon with a white t-shirt with "I.R." written on it. The other is a weasel and he has a remote control in his hand.

Grim hides behind May and says, "Oh, no! It's Billy, Mandy, and my two replacements! What are you two doing here?"

"We've come to make sure you found another owner, just like the contract said for you to do, Bonehead!" Mandy says angrily to him.

"Hi! I'm Carrie!" Carrie greets them warmly. "And who are you guys?"

"I'm Mandy, and that's Billy." Mandy answers, pointing back at Billy, who's grinning stupidly.

The weasel steps up and says, "I am Weasel! It's very invigorating to meet such civilized folks after having to deal with these two."

"Excuse me, but I have to pick my nose!" Billy says, shoving his hand up his nose. Everyone but Ed, Carrie, and the baboon recoil with disgust.

"And I are Baboon!" The baboon says. Ed and Carrie then jump on Rolf's cow. Startled, the cow runs around the yard.

"Faol Krop Ed-boy! Half-baked Carrie-girl!" Rolf yells after them. "Unhand Rolf's cow immediately, or Rolf will release his rage upon you!" Carrie and Ed ignore him and Billy and I.R. jump on the runaway cow, too.

"Eh, let 'em have their fun." Mandy says nonchalantly. "At least they're occupied."

"And at least Ed isn't around to kill us with his suffocating smell!" Edward says.

"Well it's about time you talked!" Eddy says. "Why didn't you talk before?"

"Hey, I can talk when I feel like talking!" Edward says. "You're not the boss of me!"

"THAT'S ENOUGH OF THIS RANDOM AND POINTLESS CONVERSATION!!!!!" May shouts, silencing everybody.

"So, as I was about to ask, how did Grim free himself and be forced to find new, um, owners?" Double D asks. "No offense, Grim."

"None taken, Double D." Grim says.

"Well," Mandy says, beginning her explanation. "Billy stole Grim's scythe for the one-millionth time and used it to bring some weird cartoon about a pirate kid wearing a straw hat and his friends to life. Immediately taking advantage of not being bound to a script anymore, they ran around Endsville and wreaked havoc everywhere they went. Unfortunately, one of the characters, that red-headed girl, stole the scythe from Billy and sold it to some guy in Detroit named Wallace. It took us weeks to find the scythe and turn everything back to normal, but by the time everything was fixed, those pirates had enslaved the whole city. Disgusted by this, Judge Roy Spleen decided that Grim be placed in the care of someone else. He then sent Grim here to find his own new owner and replaced him with the baboon and the rat."

"Little boy, I must inform you that I am in no means a rat, but a weasel." I.M. Weasel tries to tell her, but she just glares angrily at him and he backs away in fear.

"Weasel isn't much different from Grim, except he's smarter and uses technology instead of a magic scythe." Mandy explains. "And the monkey keeps Billy entertained and away from my house." She points to Billy and I.R., who are still riding Rolf's cow with Ed and Carrie. All four of them fall off and land on the ground with a thud and laugh idiotically.

"Please don't tell me you four are staying here." May says. "I don't think I'm able to put up with those two combined with Ed."

"Don't worry." Mandy says. "We're leaving." Weasel pushes a button on his remote control and a portal opens up. "Billy! Monkey-butt! We're leaving!"

"Aw, but I was having fun!" Billy whines.

"Yeah, and I.R. making friends with Ed and Carrie!" I.R. responds.

Mandy glares at them coldly and shouts, "You two! Portal! NOW!!!!" Frightened, Billy and I.R. Baboon scramble into the portal.

"Bye, Billy!" Ed says, waving goodbye.

"Who are you talking about?" Carrie asks.

"Um, faol krop!" Ed answers randomly, which makes Carrie laugh. Mandy and Weasel follow their two friends into the portal and it closes.

Grim smiles and says, "You know, I tink dat I'm better off wit you guys. Mandy was a horrible little tyrant and Billy did cruel, idiotic tings to me, mon. Here, at least Double D, Carrie, Ed, and Snow are nice to me."

"Yes, we are, Mr. Faol Krop!" Ed replies.

"My name is Grim! Grim you idiot!" Grim shouts at Ed.

"Grim You Idiot? Now that's a weird name!" Ed says. "I think you're name should be Bob, or Kakarot." Grim just slaps his forehead.

"Here you are!" Rolf says, handing them a big bag of vegetables. "Maybe Rolf will see you later, yes? Hello! Goodbye!"

"I'm glad we got out of there." Dorothy says. "That Rolf guy is so weird!"

"I'm inclined to agree with you, Dorothy." May says. "Rolf is very odd, indeed."

"Hey!" Eddy shouts. "We can make vegetable soup and sell it to the kids! We'll make loads of cash! And we can borrow some of May's science stuff to make it taste better!"

"No." May replies. "I have a date tonight with Johnny."

"You don't mean Johnny 2x4?" Eddy asks, disgusted. May nods her head.

"Honestly, May, I don't know what you see in him." Dorothy says. "Ever since that accident at Capsule Corporation, you've spent a lot of time with him. Anyway, I plan on spending some quality time with Double D!" Dorothy leans on the brainy Ed-boy and he sweats heavily. Eddy tries to push the witch off his friend, but she hits him with her broom.

"And what are you doing, Fido?" Eddy asks Edward. "Are you gonna drink out of the toilet with Ed?"

Edward glares at him and says, "I stopped that habit a long time ago, Eddy!"

And so, everyone goes off to do his/her own thing, leaving Ed and Carrie standing out in the middle of Baron von Ghoulish's front yard.

"I'm hungry!" Carrie says.

"Me, too!" Ed shouts. "I'm going to go get us some food out of Faol Krop Man's forbidden lunch box!"

Ed rushes off to dig for something to eat in Grim's trunk, the same trunk filled with items from other dimensions that are extremely powerful and could be used to cause all sorts of havoc on the unsuspecting world of Mar. What trouble will Carrie and her boyfriend get in to? Stay tuned to find out…