I forgot this existed again….I gotta stop doing that.
AHH!I just realized! DK HAS A BRITISH ACCENT! AND ALWAYS WILL! YOU CANNOT EXCAPE THE ACCENT OF TEH BRITISH!
Onto the story!
Popo's tribe had been walking around for hours still not having luck finding the camp. Popo finally said something, "We're lost guys, we've been traveling for 3 hours and we can't find any thing."
Bowser looked toward Mario, "Well if Mario wasn't leading we might actually find something." He said accusingly.
"Mama Mia, Bowser, every time-a I-a am-a leading I-a always get-a blamed for being lost-a."
"Well Mario, remember when I kidnapped Princess Peach in her own castle? You got lost trying to find a way inside and ended up drowning in the moat."
"I had just-a woken up from another day time nap-a , I was tired-a."
"Likely excuse, loser." He mumbled.
Jigglypuff stepped between the two fighting, "Guys, let's stop fighting and turn those frowns upside down. You know it only takes 17 muscles to smile and-"
"And 42 to frown," Bowser interrupted, "I know that's why super villains have maniacal smiles, but did you know it takes 4 to flick someone off?"
"Bowser! You disappoint me, you should always stay positive." Jigglypuff said in obvious disappointment.
"How can you positively flick someone off?" Bowser asked.
"You don't."
"That's stupid, then you wouldn't be able to…"
"Exactly."
Bowser: But I want to…..
Y. Link sat at the camera ready to release his thoughts, "Well, I don't like the way Ness picked the group. He told me it was for the younger players to stay strong. He said he picked the others for strength. If you ask me, Jigglypuff is a hippy and Kirby's gay."
Kirby walks by.
"Hey cool, so this is where you talk to the camera? Hey wait did you call me gay? You little brat! I'm married with 2 kids."
"You could still be gay"
"No…I could…I….you….NO!"
"But you're pink."
"And you're nonexistent at the moment, so I wouldn't be talking."
"Just because I'm younger than my other self doesn't mean I'm nonexistent!"
"You know what, I'm not gonna even argue about this because when it comes to you two actually being in a game at once, it hurts my little brain. How do you even know about gay people anyways, you're only, what? 7?"
"Thanks to American TV I've learned that in every reality TV show, someone has to be gay."
"You watch too much television. And I'm not gay. I'm too greatly loved by the author to be made a gay character."
"Then who is?"
"I don't know." They both sat to think while the Jeopardy theme played behind them.
After a few minutes, Y. Link spoke, "Well Kirby, this song is starting to get monotonous, so go away, this is my confession."
Kirby, feeling unloved, ran away.
"So while Mario, Bowser, and Jigglypuff were fighting the rest of us found camp. Jigglypuff came back five min. later but the other 2 didn't. She said they were have a social bonding time. After 4 hours We Falco and Samus decided to go look for them"
"Where the heck are they?" Falco said searching the forest for his tribe mates.
"Look you bird brain, I know as much as you do right now so stop asking questions I don't know how to answer." Samus replied cruelly.
"Someone woke up on the wrong side of her armor today."
Samus glared at Falco, "You'll regret that."
Samus's blaster started to glow and Falco's eyes widened. He started to run away. Only a few moments into running, Falco tripped over a giant spiked shell.
"What the heck…." Falco moaned, rubbing his arm from the fall, "Oh God, I think I found them."
The two looked at the figures on the ground. It was Mario and Bowser, but not like Mario and Bowser they knew of. The two bodies lay on the ground with marker drawn all over their faces.
"Haha, Bowser has a marker moustache." Falco laughed childishly.
"Shut up you idiot. Just help me haul 'em back to camp."
Samus picks up Mario and Falco attempts to pick up Bowser. It took all the strength Falco had, but he eventually picked him up. He gasped for breath.
"Why…..do you……get……the light one?" Falco said between breaths
"Because you're an idiot and I'm a girl. So you take him."
"Fair enough."
Back at the other teams camp….
"Finally-a we've-a found a camp-a" Luigi said triumphantly.
"It's about time, my feet are killing me. Luigi, carry me to my bed." Peach ordered.
"There-a is no bed-a, and anyways that's-a Mario's job to suck-a up to you-a." Luigi complained.
"What kind of place is this anyways?" Peach asked ignoring Luigi.
"An uninhabited island. What do you think?" Fox said, "C'mon, I think we should start building a shelter right now. Anybody want to?"
"Oh no you don't, you're not going to start with the I'm the boss attitude, Oh no, you can't just boss us around like we're your slaves or something." Captain Falcon said for no reason in particular.
"Yea that's my job, now Luigi, take me to a bed immediately!" Peach ordered once again.
"Capt. Falcon, what are you talking about? I'm just making a suggestion." Fox said, trying to defend himself.
"Just because you're a space pilot commander doesn't mean we're your crew."
"I never said that!"
"Didn't you, Fox, didn't you?"
"No, I didn't, just scroll up a bit to where you started making false accusations about me and you can clearly see that I didn't."
"That's exactly what you want us to do isn't it! Everyone, I say we vote him off now!"
Sadly, Falcon's rally to vote someone off failed miserably.
Fox just shakes his head at the stupidity of Capt. Falcon, turns around and runs into DK. He then screams in terror.
"AH! ANDROSS! So you thought you could sneak up on me here and kill me? Well not this time you overgrown…"
"No WAIT! I'm just a stupid ape who collects bananas for a living!" DK said cowering in fear.
"Oh…sorry."
"Guys, lets stop being stupid and go along with Fox's idea and make a shelter." Pikachu said trying to calm everyone down.
"Yea, then we won't be goin' and gettin' wet from rain or haven' them ther' bugs crawl about us." Gannondorf said, who now has a southern accent just for pure entertainment.
"You mean bugs live here too?" Peach gasped.
"I eat bugs." Yoshi said proudly.
Everyone awkwardly stared at Yoshi for awhile. Then a tomato smack Yoshi in the face for being stupid.
"Foolish Mortals, we need fire, not shelter." Mewtwo said.
Pikachu put his hand on Mewtwo's shoulder. "Just cause you can create a force field around you to block out rain and bugs doesn't mean we can."
"Well then you're all foolish mortals." Mewtwo said again.
Link ran away crying because he was called a foolish mortal. Everyone feel pity for him. NOW!
Luigi tried to show everyone that he could make a fire out of his hands, "Hey-a guys I can make-a fire by myself-a, see?"
Luigi shoots a green fire ball out and creates a fire. Everyone looks over.
"That's nice Luigi but we're trying to make a shelter, not a fire, so stop being a show-off and help out for a change, God what a slacker." Everyone walked away from Luigi and shunned him for not helping.
"Hum….no one ever listens to-a me."
So for the first few hours the team tried to cut up wood and such to make a shelter while Luigi sat making the fire bigger and cooking fish for everyone. Once the tribe got enough wood, they turned to Luigi and yelled at him for not helping.
So all in all, Both teams got a fire going, without the help of that loser Luigi, but weren't so lucky with the shelter. Fortunately, it didn't rain, so they didn't have to worry about it. The next day, Kirby's tribe was awakened by the rumble of a boat motor. On the boat, was none other than me! Everyone cheers! Confetti rains down from the sky blinding seagulls and sending them flying off course into a tree, and a light shines down from the heavens on the ruler of the world, Tealfrog.
"Hello everybody how was your first night?" Teal said with a grin.
"Horribly uncomfortable." Kirby mumbled.
"That's good to hear. Well get ready for your first real immunity challenge. Here's a map to where our first challenge will be its starts in an hour. Be there or be eliminated. Hahahahaha, just kidding. Or am I? hahaha." Teal then drove away on his ghetto fabulous yacht.
"Was he kidding or not?" Ness asked.
"You never know if he's serious. Never."
An hour later, both teams traipsed there way through the jungle and to the challenge.
"Hello and welcome to your first immunity challenge," Teal said, smiling as usual. "And don't worry; I won't pull any more levers to make you go soaring away. I'll get fired if I do it again. So Anyways, I noticed that both teams had a horribly uncomfortable night yesterday. Well the winners of the challenge will win flint so they can make fire."
"But-a I-a already made a fire." Luigi pointed out.
"Well mister show-off, for your information I threw a bucket of water on your fire so ha."
"We could make another, our hands are cool-a like that." Mario said showing off a display of how fire came out of his hands.
"Mario, Luigi, stick out your hands." Teal said.
As they do so Teal rips off their gloves, tosses them on the ground, jumps on top of the, crushes them, stabs them thoroughly with a sword, shoots them with a Colt 45 handgun, blowtorches them, puts the ashes into a bottle, throws the bottle out into the ocean, the air drops an atomic bomb into the ocean blowing up the whole sea instantly. Somehow, Tealfrog and the castaways were unharmed in the process.
"And Bowser, don't let me catch you breathing fire or else….well, I think you get the point." Bowser gulped. Teal then spoke again, "Now before we start the challenge, we will give super cool names for your tribes because I forgot to before. Zelda, your tribe will be the Roknae Tribe meaning…..as hard as rock?" Teal thought if that was a good excuse for what the name was, "Yea that's good, you will have green buffs, and Young Link your tribe will be called Chutton meaning…..umm….your spirits way a ton? Good enough. And you will have Blue buffs. Alright, now that that's over with, on to the challenge. You and your team must carry this heavy wooden raft thingy through the water and mustn't let the flame on top go out. After you get in the water you must light the torch that is 50 ft out from shore with the fire on the topside of the raft. Survivors ready?"
"No not really, we could use some extra time…"
"Too bad, GO!"
Unready, the tribes set off. The Roknae tribe doesn't have a problem lifting up the raft, but the Chutton tribe seems to need a little help. Bowser is able to pick up the raft, and both teams are off into the water with a slight lead for Roknae. Once Samus hit the water she sank to the bottom do to the weight of the armor and Kirby and Jigglypuff just float on the surface like life preservers. On the Roknae tribe, no one really sinks or floats and they get to the torch first thus concluding a very short immunity challenge.
"Roknae wins Immunity! Chutton, I'll see you at tribal council. Now go away."
Falco sat in the confession, "Yea I was mad that we didn't win Immunity, I mean Kirby and Jiggles just floated there not helping much at all and Samus, well that was just an embarrassment. This is gona be tough to figure out who I should vote for."
When The Chutton tribe got back to camp, Kirby was the first to speak.
"Alright everyone, I'm just gona give it to you straight. I'm not useless and Jiggly should go." Kirby said bluntly.
"What? Why me?" Jiggly asked, shocked.
"Because, next time, I can eat a crab or something before the challenge so I can be more versatile in the water, and Samus, well she could just take off her armor. And you're a hippy."
"Now let's not go around calling people names Kirby, you should think positive." Jigglypuff said, trying to brighten things up. She then starting making some sort of prep speech about how being positive their whole life is wonderfully great. No one listened though, the just moaned and wished that the tribal council would come sooner.
Kirby sat in the confessional, "That whole "lets stay positive" thing really was starting to bug me. I mean really, who can stay positive their whole lives?
"Mama Mia, how annoying can-a person be-a. All she ever does is-a look on the bright-a side of things-a." Mario said to the camera in his confession.
Ness sat at the camera, giving his views. "I think it was Samus's fault we lost; she should have known to take off her armor."
"I blame society." Was all Pichu had to say.
So the tribe went to tribal council not really knowing who they should blame for their horrible performance. Though it is pretty obvious that Jigglypuff is going home…but to be more suspenseful, I shall say that half the tribe was thinking on voting Samus out for being without common sense. When they got to the council, which consisted of a few rocks around a fire with a short walkway leading in, and a short walkway leading to the voting urn.
"So Chutton, Tell me, why you stink so much." Teal said.
Falco answered for the team, "Well I think it's becau-"
"Was I talking to you?" Teal asked Falco.
"Well I thought you were…"
" Well you thought wrong, now shut up, so Chutton, why?"
The team looked behind them to see an overly large fat chicken.
"Coocku! Cooku!"
"I see, well nice talking with you, and take a bath when you get back home."
The chicken wobbles out, crushing every poor little leaf it encounters.
"Ah, Chutton, such a loveable chicken." Teal said admiringly.
"You named us after a chicken?" Asked Popo.
"My chicken. My chicken that I've owned for 5 years."
"You own a chicken?" Y. Link shudders at the thought of them, "I don't like chickens, they hurt me in painful ways.
"Yea….too bad no one cares, now go vote."
So each and every teammate votes and sits back down. Teal goes to collect the votes and starts reading them off.
"First vote…..Jigglypuff. second vote……Jigglypuff, third vote……Samus, fourth vote……Kirby, fifth vote……Jigglypuff, sixth vote…..society? Who put society?" Pichu raises his paw. "Well isn't that funny. Go vote again. Now!"
Pichu goes to vote comes back and puts it in the jar.
"Ok….sixth vote…..Jigglypuff. 4 votes Jigglypuff, 1 vote Kirby, and 1 vote Samus
Seventh vote…..Jigglypuff, eighth vote……Kirby…."
Survivor drums start playing. Teal reads the vote, "First person voted out of Survivor Smash Bros. Jigglypuff. Jigglypuff the tribe has spoken. Now leave."
Jigglypuff starts laughing manically, "hehe…hehehe….I knew you would turn, all of you! Hehehehehe…. AH HAHAHAHA! Now you shall all suffer the consequences. MWAHAHAHAHAHAHA!" Jigglypuff starts glowing threateningly
Teal quickly pulls a lever and off goes Jigglypuff into the sunset.
Teal wiped his brow, "Well that was unexpected. Phew, well, See you guys tomorrow, bye."
If you liked this, you must be insane. But that's not a bad thing. Surprising I know. So be sure to read the next chapters, and of course Review. And All of you! Put this BACK ON YOUR FAVORITES LIST! I know you want to...
Tealfrog, Out!
