Disclaimer: I own nothing. And since I've read stories where George Lucas is a character, there is nothing wrong with using Kishimoto as a character!


I know I said this story was complete, but the Hinata Fanboy in me has to continue his torment until he proves in the manga that Hinata is indeed alive.


Death #18-34

Kishimoto hears some rustling in the bushes around him. Every Naruto good and/or bad character that I thought was a decent character jumps out and surrounds him.

Naruto turns his Rasengan red and shouts, "I'm not done with you yet for killing Hinata! You didn't even give us time to kiss after I learned that she loved me! Ten thousand Millennia of Pain!" He shoves his Rasengan up Kishimoto's backside, causing the writer to explode. His body reforms after a few seconds.

Sakura grabs an exploding tag, slides it between her fingers, and shoves it up his backside. "One thousand centuries of pain!" She punches his butt with the kunai, sending it up his butt and stopping about half way up his back where it explodes.

His body continues to reform after each death. Tenten pulls out every pointy object she has on her and does a jutsu that forms it into one giant blade. She shouts, "The Blade of a Thousand Deaths!" He reforms.

Shino makes the bugs cover his fingers and he yells, "Parasitic Jutsu Style: One Thousand Years of Death!" He does the jutsu, causing the bugs to go deep into the foolish writer where they eat him inside out until only bones remain. His body reforms again.

Sasuke steps up and whispers, "I may be evil, but killing Hinata was evil even for me. Chidori!" He shoves the Chidori up his backside, ripping the man in half.

Rock Lee steps up and roars, "You extinguished her flames of youth! Hinata will be avenged!" He does a spin kick on his butt, breaking every bone in his body from the shockwave coming from his foot.

Neji steps up and covers his hand with a foot long chakra scalpel, chakra flowing from every chakra point in his hand. "Chakra Scalpel Hyuga Style!" He shoves it and the chakra deteriorates every chakra point in Kishimoto's body, causing him to die.

Shikamaru steps up and forms a razor sharp shadow blade covering his arm. He murmurs, "This is worth the effort." He shoves the shadow blade up Kishimoto's backside, and the man explodes as the shadow shoots out in all directions in solid black spikes.

Ino does the mind transfer jutsu and tears his mind apart. He relives countless times as he takes Hinata's place and than gets One Thousand Years of Pain done to him a million times by a porcupine.

Choji does the thousand years of pain to Kishimoto. Once his finger goes in, it supersizes, causing the man's body to explode again.

Kiba and Akamaru shrink and do the Thousand Years of Pain Fang over Fang style. Everything between Kishimoto's hips to his hair is shredded horribly.

Might Guy does what Lee did, only he manages to completely vaporize the man with a superpowered kick. The shockwave disintegrates his entire body into atoms. The aftershine of Guy's smile vaporizes the atoms.

Anko does the Thousand Years of Pain to Kishimoto with a King Cobra.

Kurenai traps Kishimoto in a genjutsu and does the thousand years of pain with every sharp projectile in her arsenal one by one until he bleeds to death.

Ayame takes a red hot steaming Ramen Spoon and just shoves it up his butt and lets go. He chokes to death as the spoon goes up, shattering his spine, going through his heart and lungs while searing them, and then getting stuck in his throat. He dies tasting burnt Ramen.

Tsunade appears and does the Thousand Years of Pain with just her sheer strength. The creator of Naruto is flipped inside out by the force of the jutsu, where he dies of suffocation since he cannot breathe with his mouth on the inside instead of out.

Kisame uses the Shark Skin to do the Thousand Years of Death Jutsu on Kishimoto.

Death #35:

From the Dragonball Z Universe, Goku appears and does the Kamehameha on Kishimoto for killing his favorite manga character Hinata. Vegeta does the same with a huge energy ball. Vegeta mutters as he watches Kishimoto get vaporized before his very eyes, "You killed the princess who would have been worthy of a Saiyan King."

Death #36:

The Greek Gods take Kishimoto after seeing his horrible sin of killing Hinata, and places him in front of a three headed, fire breathing wolf. He has time to take a breath to scream when he is eaten/roasted alive.

Death #37:

King Kong finds out that the most gorgeous woman in the anime world was killed by Kishimoto. He takes the evil writer and tosses him off of the top of the Empire State Building.

Death #38:

Kishimoto is sent to Midworld as punishment by all his fans. He lasts about 2 seconds before he is eaten by the plants and animals that live there.

Death #39:

Doctor Who appears next to Kishimoto after learning of Hinata's fate, pulls him into the Tardis, and releases him into a supernova as it is going off.

Death #40:

GI Joe and Cobra cooperate for the first time in History and drop a nuclear missile on Kishimoto's home while he is in it after finding out that he killed off Hinata.

Death #41:

Junie Cortez, being the avid anime fan that he is, sits in his super spy equipped bed and reads the manga where Hinata is killed. He growls and presses a button, turning the bed into a miniature jet plane. He flies it over Kishimoto and drops a bomb on him before leaving again. He yells as he flies away, "Spy or not, it is a crime to kill someone like Hinata and go unpunished! I have done my duty!"

Death #42:

A Hollow creeps through the underworld and sees his idol, Hinata Hyuga walking around in a soul reaper's uniform. He cries with anime tears running down over his mask, "Oh the Inhumanity! Why!!" He runs to the human world and yanks Kishimoto's soul from his body. He tears it to pieces and eats it.

Death #43:

Hanabi picks up a small black book that says Death Note on it. She thinks about whose name to write when suddenly the face of Kishimoto and his name appears on her television screen. Under his poster is the words: Man Responsible for Hinata's Death. She quickly writes his name down and he dies on the most descriptive and horrible ways there are. Why am I saying this? Because she wrote it down, not me.

Death #44:

Alucard steps out of the shadows of Kishimoto's bedroom and levels his gun at the writer's head. He growls, "You are the worst kind of scum. Worst than the lowest level of vampire. You are too horrible for the human courts to judge, so I will judge you for the murder of a Princess." He shoots him in the forehead.

Death #45:

Brother Abel steps through the door of a store and sees Kishimoto walking along. He sniffs the air and his eyes widen. He turns into the Vampire Eater form and growls, "I should have known. You are a vampire. Only someone as cruel as a vampire would kill Lady Hinata Hyuga." He tears off Kishimoto's head and mutters, "Your blood is not worth taking." He walks away.

Death #46:

Rurouni Kenshin looks impassively at his manga until he sees Hinata die. He smoothly slices it in half and turns around to be face to face with Kishimoto. He whispers, "My vow to never kill again can make an exception. This is for Her Honor." He flips his sword's blade around and kills him with a single slice.

Death #47:

Dumbo gets caught up in the air currents and falls to the earth. He survives by landing on something soft. The large eared elephant looks under him to see a crushed man with a name tag that says: Kishimoto. It looks horrified and flies away before it can be blamed for killing him.

Death #48:

Hinata dies at the hands of Pain. He rips off his face to show that he is really Kishimoto! He laughs manically at the killing of Hinata Hyuga. A moment later, a flash of lightning hits and kills him.

Death #49:

Dante staggers through the streets, having just defeated a demon army. He glances at his prize that they had been trying to steal from him: His Naruto Manga. He finally reads it to see that Hinata died. He stares at it in shock for a few long minutes. Kishimoto feels a chill go down his spine when suddenly the nearest wall explodes and Dante is standing in the opening. He fills Kishimoto with so much ammo that he is not recognizable as human. He sticks his gun in its holster and walks away with his huge blade over his shoulder.

Death #50:

The Iron Giant robot lands on earth. It stands from its crater in the middle of the city and walks away. Kishimoto stands from the crater and shouts, "I'm alive!" Zombies surround him and eat him. He yells in pain, "Iron Giant and zombies aren't in the same universe!" The zombies finish eating him and Wolverine comes in and decapitates them all.

He grins, "They are now, Bub!" He walks away with his bloody claws still extended.


The End unless I get more ideas for his deaths! Read and Review!