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Warnings: um... ya... you know the rest. :D
*The day after the slumber party incident*
Lin walked through the dining hall, her head hanging low, as everyone who saw what happened last night stared. She muttered continuously "I'm a guy... I'm a guy..."
"LIN! Over here!" Soren yelled across the room, beckoning Lin to sit across from her and Lalota. As Lin sat down, Soren threw her hands up and slammed them on the table, making everybody jump.
"How would you two like to go to the hot springs tonight? Like, at midnight, when nobody's around?" Soren said loudly.
"Only I would be in a different hot spring. For guys. Cause I'm a guy. Like, with a penis and junk." Lin said loud enough for everyone to hear.
"No you're not." Lavi said in a sing-song voice as he walked by.
"I so totally am a guy! I have a penis just like you!" She replied.
"Wanna compare?" Lavi asked, smirking, as Kanda stopped and stared at him. "FUCK NO!"
Off to the side, Lalota and Soren were whispering with Kanda.
"I didn't even think regular guys did that." Lalota whispered. Kanda rolled his eyes.
"But then again, we've got a gender-confused woman, a suspicously gay man, and the rest of the black order." Soren replied.
"I'M A GUY!"
*Around midnight*
"Ok, be careful. This IS a hot spring, so it's gonna be hot. And since we're all friends, we don't really need towels."
"I do. Ya know, cause I'm a guy. With a penis and junk..." Lin stated.
"Ok, Lin. We get it. Shutup and strip." Lalota said. The three then stepped into the spring to enjoy a nice, relaxing bath. 5 minutes later, they heard a voice yelling "BONZAI!" and saw a streak of red followed by a splash.
"So, what ya'll up to?" Lavi said as he popped out of the water. The other two rushed to cover their friend.
"It's impossible to cover them!" They whispered.
"I'm a guy! Totally a guy!" Lin squeeled.
"Oh ya? Stand up and show me!" Lavi said, moving towards them. "No, i think I'll stay here." Lin yelped.
"Are you sure you're not gay?" Lalota asked.
"Only for Lin. But seriously, I know you're a girl Lin." Lavi said with a wink. Soren and Lalota looked at each other, smiled, grabbed their friend's arms,
and lifted her out of the water, revealing her obvious girl-bits. Lavi blinked.
"S-strike!" He said before fainting. "Oh no! He's gonna drown!" Lin shouted. "Thats what you're worried about?" Lalota and Soren shouted together. Lin nodded. They all went to go pull Lavi out of the water, and after they laid him down on the ground, they put their towels back on and proceeded to lift him and carry him to the infirmary. As they ran down the hallways, Soren held up his feet, Lin his head, and Lalota his torso. At one point as they ran down the hall, Lin's hand slipped, causing his head to fall onto her boobs. She sighed.
"Why me?" She muttered. Lalota and Soren just rolled their eyes. *1 AM in the cafeteria*
Meanwhile, in the dining hall, everyone who had been involved in the sleepover incident were playing monopoly and other board games. "Haha! I will buy Bak Chan from you for 250!"Komui said, laughing.
"Wait what? Who said i wanted you to buy me?" Bak yelled, standing up and pointing.
"I don't really think you have a choice in the matter." Allen stated.
"Where is that stupid Usagi at when you need him?" Kanda mumbled. "AAAAAAAHHHHHHHH" They heard as they saw the weirdest sight come down the hallway.
"HI GUYS BYE GUYS" They heard Soren yell. They all stared.
"Was that just...?" "Was that..?"
"I think so..." "That was my daughter. In a short-short towel. Soaking wet. Carrying and unconcious man. With her two best friends. What the hell?" Cross said.
"... AFTER THEM!" Kanda and Allen yelled. "Lin... this is not keeping a low profile." Klaud said. "Wanna go get some wine?" Cross asked tiredly.
"Sounds good."
"Should we follow them Komui?" Bak mumbled.
"No way. I was about to kick your ass!" Komui said. Bak sighed.
*In the infirmary*
*Soren is laying on a bed, Lin is standing by Lavi's bed, and Lalota was sitting on the bed opposites Soren's.*
"So... that was fun, huh?" Lalota said. "Ya, i never, ever want to do that again." Lin said.
"Well you won't have to if you'd just tell everyone you're a girl!" Soren said.
"I'm a guy!"
"You're a girl!"
"I'm a guy!"
"You're a girl!"
"What's going on?"
"I'M A GUY!"
"... You're a girl!" Allen and Kanda stared at the two, ahem, girls(?) who were yelling at each other. Soren was laying on a bed with her arm over her eyes. Lin was standing by lavi's bed, and Lalota was sitting next to Soren looking amused. "Ya know, Lin, i think you should just give up already." She said in a bored tone. Kanda and Allen sat on another bed to watch what was happening. "No! I'm a guy dammit!" Lin yelled. She(he?) stomped her foot. Lalota snickered and Soren sighed.
"What are we gonna do with you." Soren said. All of a sudden, Komui and Bak ran in, knocking into Lin and making her fall to the floor. Her towel fell off, landing next to her head. Komui fell and hit his head on the bedpost, knocking himself out. Bak fell on top of him, sitting up and looking around.
"Huh? What the-" Lalota said, before shaking her head. "Nevermind. I don't wanna know." She walked over to the bed Kanda was sitting on and sat down, hugging him. "Teehee."
"Hey, Lin, i think the jig is up." Soren said as Allen walked over and stood over her. "Hey there." She muttered.
"Hey. Wanna explain whats going on?" He replied. "I can do that!" Lalota exclaimed. "Ya see, the three of us, Me, Lin, and Soren, were in the hot springs. And Lavi got in and told Lin that he knew she was a girl-"
"IM A GUY!" "-You're a girl! Anyway, after he said that me and Soren made her stand up and he fainted. He said something about strike though... Oh well." As she finished her story she smiled brightly, still hanging onto Kanda, who was looking at her and blushing.
"Let me geuss, he saw her boobs didnt he?" Bak said. "Totally." Soren said. She sighed. All of a sudden, 3 things happened at once; Lavi woke up and saw Lin laying on the floor naked; Cross and Klaud walked in; And Allen's hand slipped in the water from Soren's hair, and faceplanted into her boobs. It went dead quiet, as everyone's jaws fell to the floor. "GET OFF MY DAUGHTER!" Cross yelled, grabbing Allen by his hair and throwing him across the room. Soren then jumped up and started yelling at her father "IT WAS AN ACCIDENT! STOP HARRASSING HIM!" She said. As she stomped her foot, her towel finally got sick of the abuse, and fell. "...EEEEEEPPPPP!" Lin and Lalota jumped into action. Lin grabbed the two towels and knocked everybody out. Lalota sheilded her friend and dragged her out of the room. "GOTTA GO GOTTA GO FAST GOTTA RUNNNNNN!" Soren yelled. They ran out of the room, as Lin looked around and said:
"Hopefully they'll suffer memory loss." Then she proceeded to walk out of the room after her two friends.
*END CHAPTER*
A/N: well... um... ya. Next chapter be out soon! :D :D :D lol So, if you'll notice there is a lovely qoute in here. "GOTTA GO GOTTA GO FAST GOTTA RUNNNNNNNN" that is actually from BlueMoonWriter13, this lovely qoute: "I gotta go, i gotta go fast! I gotta peeeeee!" LOL Um... ya.
We said the word 'Guy' 17 times in this chapter. :) Lol.
Random fun fact!: There were two boob faceplants in this chapter, courtesy of Lavi and Allen, the new playa's of the black order.
