A Fan Fic By: Tesla2251
Chapter 2: Missing Students
Babs walked down the street, tears still in her eyes. Normally, her ears would be drooping down to more effectivly convey her sadness. But how could she with such tiny ears on her head in place of her rabbit ears? Her large skunk tail kept trying to wrap itself around her body, but Babs didn't want this alien appendige, she wanted her cotten ball tail back. She looked up and saw an equally upset toon in front of her. It was a purple loon, and she looked upset. As Babs got closer, she could hear the loon talking in a mix of french and english.
" J'ai t d savou e. Moi eez le orphelin! Le Boo Hoo! Boo Hoo!" she sobbed. Babs knew only one girl who spoke french like that.
" Fifi?" she asked. The purple loon looked back and she stumbled back in surprise at hearing the sound of her friend's voice coming from this pink skunk.
" Babs?" she quietly asked. The pink skunk nodded here head. Fifi wrapped her arms around her friend and hugged her tightly.
" Babs! Babs, moi parents kicked moi out of zee house like moi was a inturder," she sobbed into Babs shoudler.
" Well, join the club. I got booted out like I got the plague," Babs said to her friend, trying to laugh a bit, but failing to follow through. " Is this, like the crying corner?" asked a voice. Babs and Shirley turned their heads and looked at the owner of the voice. A white bunny with blond hair stood infront of them.
" Whoa, like you two look...different," Shirley said, before starting to cry again. Babs and Fifi hugged her as they now both cried.
" How did zis happen?" Fifi asked, drying her eyes.
" I don't know, but I wish I did," Shirley sighed.
" What can we do now?" Babs signed, slapping her tail away from her.
" We must go to ze Acme Loo. Monsieur Calamity must how zis happened. Maybe he can fix eet," Fifi suggested.
" Well, lets get there quickly." The three girls started to run but all tripped over their own feet. They landed in pile, Babs on top, Fifi on the bottem, and Shirley was sandwhiched between her friends.
" Sacre bleu! What is wrong with mon feet?" Fifi asked, crawling out from under the two.
" I was not built to, like have feet this big or some junk," Shirley griped, looking at her large feet.
" Hey! Those are lucky rabbits feet," Babs groaned.
" Well, a lot good zey are doing us now," Fifi muttered as she tried to figure out how not to trip over her own feet.
Babs decided not to start a fight over the fact of luck. Right now, she wanted her feet back.
" Maybe we should, like walk to school instead," Shirley sighed. So, after dusting themselves off, they got up and walked to school.
" I wonder where Babs is. I didn't see her on the walk to school," Buster sighed, scanning the crowd of students for his co-star and girlfriend.
" I hope Shirley shows up. I have an entire day of apollogising to get out of my way," Plucky complained. Calamity walked up and joined the two.
[ Strange, I just asked Hamton where Fifi was, and he said he didn't see her on his walk to school.] He turned the sign.[ He usually sees her on his way here. So where is she?]
" Hmmm, something had happened to our girls and we don't know what happened to them," Buster sighed.
" You don't think Elmyra has them do you?" Plucky asked.
[ Maybe, but Shirley would most likely fry her before she got caught by her.]
" Right, I forgot," Plucky sighed in releif.
" But she has captured Babs and Fifi before. What if she has them?"
[ I hope not.] Beads of sweat dripped down Calamity's forehead, thinking about his girlfriend getting squeezed by the one human more dangerous than any wild animal.
" Or it could be Monty again. He has done it before in the past."
[ I suggest we ask him.]
" Are you nuts? That brat would chew us out before we would get a word out," Plucky exclaimed.
[ It never hurts to try.]
The three walked up to the bratty boy who was currently being squeezed to death by Elmyra.
" Come on, Monty Wonty. Will you take me to the dance?" she asked.
" NO! I'd rather get a lobotomy than go with you, you buck faced dweeb!"he shouted back, and as always, Elmyra ignored him.
" Excuse me, lovers?" Buster asked.
" What do you want?" Monty shouted to the three.
" Montanna Max, do you have our girlfriends?"
" What would I want with a has-been comedian, a moldy old featherduster, and a smelly polecat who sleeps in a dump?" Monty screamed back before getting tightly sqeezed again by Elmyra. The three soon walked away.
" Guess we can knock him off the list of potential kidnappers,"Plucky groaned.
[ But where could they be?]
At exactly this moment, the three girls walked up to the school. Babs saw Buster and she dove for him. She wrapped her arms around her co-star's legs and started to cry softly.
" Hey, get off me!" Buster shouted as he tried to get this skunk off his leg. Plucky grabbed Busters arms and Calamity grabbed the skunk by her feet and they tried to pull the hysterical skunk off.
" PLUCKY!" came another shout.
Plucky looked up in time to see Shirley flying at him. The white bunny collided with the green mallard, making him lose his grub on Buster's arms. With out Plucky to balence out the two opposing forces, Calamity lost his balence and fell on his back. As he shoved the skunks tail off him, he suddenly felt something else grab him by the middle of his chest and start to squeeze him tightly. He turned his head around till he could see who was hugging him.
" Oh mon cherie. You know who I'm, right?" the purple loon said to him.
[Get off of me!]
" Let go of my feathers, lady!" Plucky shouted as he tried to push the white bunny off him.
" Like, Plucky, it's me!" Shirley shouted as she tried get Plucky to understand it was her.
Buster shoke Babs off his leg and grabbed Fifi off Calamity.
[ Thanks.]
They grabbe Plucky's arms and yanked him out of Shirley's grasp." OUCH!" he complained as some of his feathers were plucked out.
" Run men! It's a trio of fangirls!" shouted Buster as he dragged Plucky along.
The girls gave chase as their boyfriends ran away. They ran up the steps of Acme Loo and ran down the halls. The girls cept up with their boyfriends, no matter what they did to lose them. The inspector was just coming around the corner when he was flattened by the boys. As he started to get up, he was flattened by the girls. Just then, the first period bell rang.
" Coo Coo, it first period. You'd have to be coo coo to late, coo coo," Gogo said before retreating into his clock.
" Ohhhhh, I am marking him down for this," the inspector groaned as he picked himself off the floor.
The three girls followed the boys to their first class of the day, which they shared with them. They sat down in their respectible seats.
" Hey, what are you doing sitting in my girls seat?" asked Buster as he saw the pink skunk sitting in Babs seat.
" I am Babs, you numbskull. Can't you tell who I am?" she said. Before Buster could answer, Elmer Fudd walked in.
" All wight class. Settle down. I'll now take woll. Bustew?"
" Hewe," the blue bunny said, mimicing Fudds speak impediment.
" Grweat. Plucky?
" Here, and handsome," the green mallard said, looking at himself in the mirror.
[ He wishes.]
" Calamity?"
[ Here.]
" Babwa Ann?"
" Here, and don't call me that," said the pink skunk.
" Wait, I thought Babwa was a wabbit. Any way, Shiwley?"
" Like, here," said the white bunny.
" Wait, that can't be wight. Shiwley is a loon, not a wabbit," Fudd muttered, starting to get really ticked off.
" Fifi?" he said, continuing.
" Ici," the purple loon said.
" All wight, that is it! You thwee, out of my class. Youwe not a student hewe at all," he said sternly to the three girls. He then marched back to his desk, Babs followed him to his desk.
" But, Mr. Fudd, we are your students. Can't you tell it's me? Us?" she asked.
" Please leave wight now, you awe not student hewe," Fudd insisted.
" BUT WE ARE YOUR STUDENTS!" Babs insisted.
" I'm weally sowwy. But, Babs, Shiwley, and Fifi awe not a skunk, a wabbit, and a loon. I'm going to have to call Sam to have you escouwted fwom to pwemisis," Fudd said, pressing the staff call button on his desk.
Fifi reached over and grabbed Calamity's arm.
" Monsieur Calamity, remember zee day I chased vous through out zee city? When vous had zee white stripe on your back? And I asked vous while vous and moi was trapped in zee cage you set out for Leetle Beeper if vous would be my boyfriend?" Fifi pressed on, trying to get Calamity to make the connection.
[ How did you know that?] No one knew about that day except Little Beeper, and he hadn't told anyone either.
Suddenly Yosemite Sam came in. He spyed the three girls and walked to their desks. He reached out and grabbed the three girls by their shoulders. He housed them up out of their seats and dragged them toward the door.
" Buster! You know who I am! Come on, don't you remember?" Babs asked as she was dragged past Buster's seat.
" I'm sorry, but I don't know you," he said before Babs was dragged out of earshot.
The girls continued to beg and scream as Yosemity Sam dragged them through the halls. The teachers lookd out their classrooms and even some students came to see what the screaming was about. Neither of the girls wanted to beleive it, but they could not deny it; the amazing three were being thrown out of school, and no one knew it.
" Now git out an' stay out ya ornery varmits!" Sam shouted as he booted the three girls out the doors and across the lawn. He walked back in and slammed the doors closed.
The three girls landed on the sidewalk outside the gates to Acme Loo. They had gone in hoping to get help from their boyfriends, maybe the staff as well. Now, they had nothing. They had no friends, no teachers, no parents, nothing. Picking themselves up, they walked away from their school. Where were they to go now?
The inspector drummed his fingers impatiently on his breifcase. His hair stood up in a couple places.
" I am really disappointed in your performance as a principle. I thought you said that every student would be here, and that you could control your students," he groaned.
" 'Ey, Doc, what can I say? This is a school of highly trained toons, I can't handle everything," Bugs said back.
" Well,"sighed the inspector, grooming his hair back," you better hope that your school can remain a school of highly trained toons, or I'll make sure this institute becomes as well ironed as Perfecto Prep." He then left, grinning. Bugs sighed, and took out a carrot, which he started to nibble on. He had a couple phone calls to make.
In Fudds english class, the three boys whispered to themselves in the back.
[ Guys? I actually think those girls were telling the truth.]
" What do you mean Calamity?" Buster asked.
" Yeah, enlighten us," Plucky muttered.
[ The loon, the one who claimed to be Fifi, she knew things about me, only I would know.]
" So wait a minute coyote, are you saying that bunny could have been Shirley?" Plucky asked, poking Calamity in the chest. He nodded.
" But, Calamity, how is is possible that they could have changed?" Buster asked.
[ I don't know, but I think I can come up with a simple test to prove if those girls are who they say they are.]
" That's all well and good, but how are we going to test them when they have already been kicked out of school?" asked Plucky, sweat running down his forehead as he thought about what Shirley would do to him after the way he had acted.
" We'll have to track them down after school," Buster said." It's the only way we will know for sure," he added.
