Tadaa~! Chapter two! This gives you guys something to read while you wait for updates on my other stories, ne? Love you all~!
Shinra fixed Izaya up well enough, though he remained in Shinjuku until the cast came off. Now, however, he was good as new...and more than ready for another chase even if rumor on the net was that Shizuo had been oddly well-behaved lately. Shizuo's hand had memorized the feel and location of Izaya's broken arm, and it was a horrid reminder of his strength...his monstrous strength that he couldn't ever hope to control.
The afformentioned informant was now in Ikebukuro too. He had just finished a job worth a good deal and he felt like celebrating, both the money and the removal of that irritating cast. So he did what he did best, he trolled his favorite prefecture to hunt down his favorite plaything. Shizuo didn't seem to change during the time, at least not on the outside aside from fewer outbursts, but inside he was in hell. The one person he hadn't intended to actually hurt got a broken arm. Tom had just let him off shift and Shizuo headed home.
"Shizuuuu-chaaan~" Izaya cheered when he saw him. He wasn't afraid of Shizuo when he wasn't at risk of being crushed like a can of soda...or given this was Shizuo a vending machine... Shizuo closed his eyes behind the shades he normally wore; this was the voice he didn't want to hear right now, or ever again. He crushed his just-lit cigarette though, to give the flea the sense of satisfaction that the blonde was aware of him.
"Ne~? Shizu-chan, no fun! Let's play~" He wondered if this sudden change was a result of Shizuo breaking his arm?
"Izaya-kun, what are you doing here?" Shizuo glared through the dark lenses though.
"Hmm~? What a question. I love the humans here you know, and as a monster you do capture my interest,"
"You say I'm a monster, not a human, so why do I get the honor of your attention?" Shizuo asked, though Shizuo was probably the only person in Ikebukuro to withstand Izaya's level of teasing.
"Because as a monster you can't earn my love, that's reserved for humans after all~! But you do get my interest and admiration...so does Celty, she's a monster too you know," He knew he was pushing Shizuo's buttons...he should have snapped and thrown something at him by now...
"Celty-san isn't human... I am Izaya-kun," Shizuo stated, "get out of Ikebukuro."
"Maaake~ Meee~" He chirped
"I can't make you do anything," Shizuo sighed, he really didn't want to deal with Izaya right now, but the flea was annoyingly persistent making Izaya frown.
"Ne? Are you sick Shizu-chan? Normally you've thrown a garbage can or a car at me by now..." He pouted in a slightly exaggerated way.
"I'm not in the mood Izaya-kun," Shizuo turned to walk away and Izaya was so confused he didn't follow, but now he was determined to make the blonde snap again and attack him.
The next day he returned waiting someplace he knew Shizuo would see him and Shizuo did see him, but he sighed, he was working too...
"It's fine," He heard Tom say, but Shizuo shook his head
"No... We're working right now." The blonde replied. Izaya smirked though, Shizuo couldn't escape him that easily.
"Shizu-chan~! Miss me~?" He teased bouncing up and slicing once at Shizuo's arm with his knife.
"Whoa!" Tom stepped back then, he knew it was stupid involve one's self in their fights.
"Izaya-kun," Shizuo barely felt it really. He crushed his cigarette though, and grabbed the informant's arm suddenly with insane speed.
"GET OUT OF IKEBUKURO!" For your own safety. Shizuo wanted to add but didn't, as he launched the raven-haired man through the air. Izaya smirked and recovered easily enough of course.
"Now that's more like it~" He purred happily but he would wait still. Just this didn't guarantee him a chase. Shizuo kept walking to their next destination and Tom questioned why he wasn't going after Izaya...
"Don't feel like it," Shizuo growled annoyed as he lit up another making Izaya frown again. Now this really was unusual...
"Shizu-chan... are you sick?" He whined following them now.
"No, now go away," Shizuo barked at him and Izaya pouted. He would wait until he least expected it then. When Shizuo was completely distracted with Tom he would strike again.
That wouldn't come until later…much later... Their final collection of the day, and Shizuo was really starting to show signs of his annoyance with these stupid excuses and that was when Izaya snuck up behind him, arms snaking around to feel his chest.
"Shizu-chan, is your chest growing? Maybe I should call you Shizuka!" He teased. There are two things Shizuo Heiwajima will NOT tolerate... Insulting his brother and this... Tom sighed as he heard the ever faithful vein pop in Shizuo's head.
"What did you say Izaya-kun?"
"Yup~! Feels like an A cup!" He said cheerfully before dancing away just out of reach to avoid injury, evading a punch easily, as Shizuo tucked away his sunglasses and then extinguished his cigarette grabbing a stop sign.
"IZAYA-KUUUUUUUN!" He roared and Izaya grinned and waited, leaping gracefully over the sign at the last second, avoiding injury this time.
"I'm gunna make you pay for that comment flea!" Shizuo growled as he threw the sign at him. Izaya side stepped the sign easily and took off at a slower than typical pace so he could be sure Shizuo was following him. Two trash bins followed and then Shizuo's footsteps did too as he grabbed another sign from the ground though Izaya dodged again, laughing happily as he picked his speed up. Shizuo matched it easily now, and every time he got close enough, the yield sign became a weapon.
"HOLD STILL!" He roared making Izaya chuckle as he dodged, leaped and back flipped over the things Shizuo tried to hit him with. Now that Shizuo was attacking him though time to add some trolling to the mix…
"Well, if I did that you would disappoint a lot of pretty young ladies you know~" He didn't have a clue about Shizuo's feelings towards him, but he did know Shizuo had never had a girlfriend. Hell, everyone but Izaya, Shinra, Celty and Tom were terrified of the man. Then there was those three high school kids too...
"GET OUT!" Shizuo never retorted to such comments, he already loved someone with all his heart. But he began to notice Izaya always evaded certain strikes and swings with a certain move, and he smirked inwardly testing it. Yes, it seemed he could control where Izaya went this way. Izaya was starting to see the pattern too and it irked him a little that he let himself fall into such a predictable move so easily which meant…
"Ne~, Shizu-chan! Gonna break my arm if I don't?" He knew Shizuo felt guilty about that.
"I'll do more if I have to Izaya-kun," He was already planning to. He just needed Izaya in a place where no one could see them. Izaya tsked lightly and bolted down an alleyway to avoid moving in the direction Shizuo wanted him in and anyone who saw them go in there went down another street... Shizuo smirked as he followed, this was what he wanted.
Izaya of course had failed to predict Shizuo's true intentions –again— and Shizuo seemed to be keeping up nicely today. Izaya cursed his luck as he skidded to a halt and then tried getting over the wall that now blocked his path. Shizuo grabbed his foot, he had already bent the sign to how he wanted it, and yanked Izaya down. Catching Izaya's hands was easy enough too, and he locked them in a bent part of the post forcing the informant's hands over his head.
"You've royally pissed me of Izaya-kun, payback time," Shizuo hissed. Izaya blinked and squirmed pathetically then coyly smirked at the blonde.
"Oh my, are you going to rape me now or something? Ne~! Shizu-chan really IS a monster~!"
"Hey, you're the only one capable of bringing that monster out," Shizuo smirked, and then his own hands padded up Izaya's chest.
"You say I'm an A cup? What about yourself?" His fingers and palms shifted weight, as the digits moved back and forth as if searching-Ah, and finding the informant's nipples. Izaya stiffened a little and scowled, trying to slip away again, but it was no good.
"You feel like a D," Shizuo smirked at that, now more obviously rubbing and teasing Izaya's nipples through his shirt. It felt better than he thought.
"Well, if you're done with the sexual harassment..." He grumbled. He couldn't feel his fingers and what was worse was this was starting to feel nice...
"I'm not done yet Izaya-kun," Shizuo glared and then leaned down and kissed him. Izaya's eyes widened in shock. Just what the hell was this? The Twilight Zone or something? Shizuo shuddered, he had always dreamed of doing this... He licked Izaya's lips making Izaya inhale sharply and squirm again. This was his favorite toy, sure, but Shizuo was supposed to hate him, and Izaya hated Shizuo! Enemies didn't kiss! He pressed his lips together hard to keep Shizuo out of his mouth.
Shizuo growled, and his hand slid down then, he would taste the flea today and there was nothing Izaya could do about it. Expertly, Shizuo's hand pressed into Izaya's groin and he did gasp now, the pleasure jolting up his spine sharply. Shizuo thrust his tongue into Izaya's mouth then, removing his hand so his hips and leg could take its place. Izaya really hated this, the loss of control was humiliating. He didn't dare squirm now though, not with Shizuo's leg where it was. Shizuo pulled back finally, licking his lips as he did so, and removed the post from Izaya's hands
"Never come back to Ikebukuro again," He murmured softly. Izaya was in a state of mild shock, his eyes wide but the moment he could he bolted and ran as fast as he could to Shinjuku. Shizuo fixed the post to make it look like they had been fighting, not so that it looked like a prop to rape someone. He went home... Izaya would hate him for that, but Izaya had already hated him, now he was just confused, so he went home to interrogate Namie on the matter.
"Namie-chan~! What's it mean if someone who hates you kisses you?" He asked childishly the moment he was in the door.
"What kind of a question is that?" Namie blinked.
"What does it mean? Namie-chan I'm confused..." He whined making the ex-scientist huff.
"How am I supposed to know?" She grumbled causing Izaya to frown.
"Useless! Of course you wouldn't since you're in love with Seiji-kun" He taunted and moved so she couldn't hurt him. Maybe he would post something on the dollars website or ask Celty and Mikado online...not that either of them knew he was Kanra.
Though Shizuo was asking Celty for advice...
"Don't you feel sad that you can't kiss Shinra?"
[No, I know he loves me, and I love him. That and we have other ways we can be intimate too] She replied.
"Yes, I'm aware... Did you always love him?"
[Well, when he was younger it was a different kind of love then it is now]
"I see..." Shizuo sighed, she wasn't much help... "Good luck with the pervert though."
[Thanks] She replied.
Izaya meanwhile was now trolling the web looking for answers. Of course his post looked something like [So, there's this guy, and I toootally hate him, and he hates me, but today he like, came up and kissed me! It was like, SOO weird! What does it mean?] He made sure his speech was more juvenile then he spoke in reality.
[K-K-K-Kiss?] Mikado saw it and blinked, [O-On the cheek?] Ah, youth...
[No, he Frenched me! And we hate each other! I'm sure not as much as that Shizuo guy hates that fur-wearing guy, but still!] He chuckled when he saw Mikado's post. He was so cute~!
[O-Oh... If you say not as much as them? Then isn't there 'like' in there somewhere?] Mikado pointed out, and had hit Shizuo's true feelings with a giant bull's eye but Izaya frowned.
[No. Definitely not...though I guess boys sometimes tease girls they like huh? What should I do then? I thought he hated me!]
[Who would hate you?] Mikado questioned, still oblivious to Kanra's identity but Izaya might just slip up.
[Just...a guy. Let's call him 'A'] He suggested, [I was certain he hated me but this kiss changes everything I thought I knew!]
[That is strange... What kind of guy is he like?]
[He's really violent! He has a really short fuse too! Most people don't like him either] He really hoped Mikado didn't piece things together.
[Someone like... Shizuo-san?] Too bad Mikado was sharper than he looked, and always surprising to everybody.
[He's similar to him, but it's a different guy,] Izaya frowned. Mikado was one that was easy to underestimate.
[Oh... Well, if he doesn't truly hate you then I think he has to like you then.]
[Okay. But what do I do now that I know he actually likes me?] That was the real question. [Do I avoid him?]
[If you can...] Did Mikado figure it out or not? [If you hate him it should be easy to avoid him.]
[Okay. Thanks for the help Taro-san, I g2g for a bit though.] He typed quickly before logging off, a small frown on his lips.
Avoiding Shizuo was certainly possible but did he really want to?
Seliphra: Oh-ho-ho~! But there is some plot...Izaya is a troll and trolls should never have come out from under them bridges you know...
Izaya: Puh-lease! I am way too attractive to be under a bridge you know~!
Shizuo: You are so full of yourself, you know that don't you?
Seliphra: He knows, don't worry. OKAY REVIEW!
