Naruto Sleepover

I do not own Naruto

Written by Ghostsammeo

Girl's room

Ino, Sakura, Tenten, Temari and Hinata all sat in a row on the pink, fluffy bed. Sasuke Uchiha; tied up and gagged sat on the floor nearby.

"Alright we have him so what do we do?" Temari asked; finally breaking the silence.

"There's not much to do to a sexy boy that isn't illegal," Tenten pointed out.

"Kidnapping him is illegal by itself," Sakura pointed out.

"HMM! MMMMMMM! ARGG!" Sasuke roared under is gag.

"Well why don't we do dares with him!" Ino suggested, the other girls agreed that the idea was a good one. "Okay since I came up with the idea first I do the first dare!" Ino declared.

Her blue eyes scanned the girls before her, eventually her eyes rested on Hinata who deliberately avoided eye contact.

"Hinata," Ino began with a grin.

"Y…yes?" Hinata stuttered.

"My dare for you is too…. Kiss Sasuke!" Ino told her, the girls besides Hinata began giggling.

"Oh.. N…no I couldn't!" Hinata tried to protest.

"Of course you can go on kiss Sasuke!" Ino nudged Hinata who was shaking her head.

"No... I won't do it," Hinata argued.

"HMMM, AHEMMM!" Sasuke tried to speak in protest to the girl's plan.

"I don't want to… OW!" Hinata felt her head and turned around to see Temari glowering at her.

"It's a game girl it doesn't mean your getting married!" Temari roared and gently slapped Hinata's head again.

"Stop that," Hinata muttered.

"Just do the dare and get it over with!" Temari demanded, Hinata nodded her head as her resolve left her.

Hinata reached for Sasuke's gag and took it out of his mouth, the females then covered there ears at Sasuke's ramble.

"What do you think your doing? Get me out of this, NARUTO HELP HELP HEL…" Hinata quickly leant in and placed a kiss on his lips and leaned out again, she was bright red.

Quickly Temari placed the gag back on Sasuke's mouth to stop him calling for more help.

The girls burst out laughing, "This is a good game!" Ino bellowed.

"Okay my turn!" Tenten announced and immediately turned to Sakura. "Sakura suck Sasuke's toes!"

"EW gross!" Temari wretched, Sasuke nodded in agreement with more mumbles.

With a shrug Sakura took Sasuke's sandal off, Sasuke tired to kick her away but was restrained by the ropes and Temari who was currently holding him down.

After Sakura's deed Ino questioned her on the taste, "It tasted liked rainbows and unicorn dust!" was Sakura's dreamy response.

"Okay my turn!" Sakura said after the laughter calmed down, "I dare Temari to push Sasuke into her boobs,"

Sasuke and Ino both squealed, one with mortification and the other with laughter.

Temari shook her head, "No way, I'm not taking part in any of Ino's and Sakura's sick fantasies,"

After various requests to do it Temari continued to deny but suddenly she was dealt a hit to the head courtesy of Hinata.

"It's a game Temari it doesn't mean y…your getting married!" Hinata said to the blonde.

Hinata attempted another gentle hit round the head but accidently hit Temari in the eye, "Oh… sorry," Hinata managed to say but then piped up again to finish her talk, "Just do the dare and get it over with!"

Temari glared at Hinata for fifteen seconds then a smile appeared on her face, "You copied me good one Hinata!"

Hinata beamed back at Temari, "But no…"

Boy's room

"Okay first up in the drinking competition is Neji and Gaara!" Kankuro announced.

The males where all crowed in a circle around Neji and Gaara who had a bottle of beer in the middle.

"Whoever pukes, passes out or dies first is the loser; no limits to the amount of pints… I've got loads in my bag HA!"

Neji took the first swig and passed it to Gaara who took his; this continued until two pints each where drank, Neji was clearly drunk by this point.

Gaara picked up the bottle, his hand slightly shaky and took another swig, Neji watched him with a smile.

"Careful Gaara we don't want you to be sick, no cuz I do hawhawhaw!" Neji boomed.

"Shut up and drink," Gaara whispered handing Neji the bottle.

"Okay little sand ninja I am," Neji replied and drank some beer.

Gaara took the beer off him and began his turn.

"Gaara… Gaara don't pass out Gaara, or die, cuz Kankuro said not to Gaara…Gaara….Gaar…" Neji taunted but was interrupted by Gaara who told him again to shut up and drink.

Neji took a swig and handed it back to Gaara.

"You know because of my… Byaka… Byakagan I can drink wine all night so… no beer all night so I win already," the drunken Neji explained as he began to take his swig. "I defiantly get the… the moral victory,"

Neji attempted to take another drink but accidently poured it down his shirt. The room was silent before Neji burst out laughing, "Woopsie… Bwhahahahahahahahahaahaha!"

Suddenly the Hyuga turned white and without a word stood up and went and crawled onto the bed.

"Gaara my smexy brother wins!" The also drunken Kankuro announced with a wide grin. "Next Naruto vs. Kiba, same rules applied… apply? Anyway let's start!"

The two both started well but by one pint each they where both drunk! Naruto placed the bottle in the middle and snarled at Kiba.

"Stop the competition cuz Kiba…Kiba keeps glaring at me!" Naruto announced.

Kiba growled, "No Naruto keeps whispering in my ear…things!"

"No I don't, just give up Kiba cuz I'm better than you and you're a…cheater!" Naruto shouted.

"Hey calm down," Choji ushered but was quieted down by Shikamaru who was taking great enjoyment from the drunken argument.

"Shut up you… you're not so good fox lightweight. Hehehe," Kiba giggled at his own 'joke'.

Naruto clenched his fists, "I'm not light I weigh the perfect… size," Naruto finally said after some thought.

Kiba burst out into laughter.

"Stop laughing!" Naruto warned.

"Weight not size silly!" Kiba managed to say as he rolled around in drunken hysterics.

"That's it you smelly dog!" Naruto yelled and all of a sudden pounced on Kiba.

The two seemed to forget their ninja skills as they rolled on the floor together, pinching and pulling hair. Eventually Shikamaru pulled them off and announced it his and Choji's turn.

"What he said," Kankuro shouted aloud.

Five pints each later

Shikamaru winced and tried to keep his eyes open, being sleepy normally was one thing but when he was drunk it was a whole different level. The Nara watched on as he saw Choji take another swig, his face perfectly normal besides Shikamaru's eyesight being a bit blurry.

"Shikamaru I can do this all day, my body is made for this!" Choji laughed as he watched Shikamaru fumble to find the bottle placed in front of him.

"No…A…Asuma said I was the smartest! Hic!" Shikamaru said with a hiccup.

"Your drunk Shikamaru just let yourself hurl," Choji said as he easily took another swig.

"WHAT? I'm a chunin Choji so erm… NO!" Shikamaru splurged as he managed another swig of beer.

Choji quickly took another drink and passed it back to Shikamaru with the words, give up.

"What so I lose and you win? You would like that wouldn't you fa… no I can't call you fat… err anyway if I lost it would be a drag… wait no not drag… yes drag!... no I don't say that! What do I say?" Shikamaru rambled.

"Nopes you say drag," The also drunk Naruto acknowledged.

"Right! So what where we talking about… ow my insides," suddenly with a rumble from Shikamaru's belly he hurled all it back out onto the carpet.

"Ew!" the males echoed.

"Now mine and Kankuro's turn!" Lee announced, Kankuro nodded dizzily.

"I'm old so I can take beer," Kankuro said and took a sip and gagged.

Rock Lee then reached for the bottle. He took a sip to late for a sober Choji to remember Neji's command.

There was a silence.

End of chapter 2