Der waz once a man named Harry Potsmoker. He waz mad G an took shit from nobody. He b try 2 score mad pussy an shit, smoth talkin bitches so dat dey gives him sum head to get hiz dick wet. While seizure humpin an gapin dis hoe's tight arse, hiz peehole opened an started talkin "no shove me in ass plz!"

Suddenly an ipod with a penis came, along wit a play station 3 wit a jew nose. They attacked Harry but he convinced them to run a train on da hoe he waz fuckin. The ipod went inside her cunt, then pussy juice went every where and the ipod exploded and she died. Harry got bored so he pluged the ps3 in t.v. he then put porn in it when he was gonna jerk his we-we his penis spoke and sayed "no jerk me plz" "aight nigga but I needs to cum" Harry told to the penis. THEN HIS PP HOLE OPEN!1! it was an Aztec portal, millions of Aztec came out and started butt raping his ps3…then Harry told his pea hole to close the portal which it did, all the Aztec warriors got sucked back in except one, his name was right nut tango. Right nut tango needed to get home, but Harry be too G to care an he killed him…..

Hagrid appeard out nowhere, stickin out hiz dick lik it waznt notin. "BWA! ME HUNGRY 4 SUM MUGGLE COCK"

Harry lol'd a little bit. "u always hungry 4 muggle cock," he say.

"I knowz..." Hagrid replied. "It b magically delicious!"

Den Koolaid man came "OH YEAH!" an gav dem heart-attacks. Dey bot b dead.

WOOT!