Dinner time for the McCormicks is like breakfast at six pm, as they eat the usual Corn Flakes with pop tarts in the toaster. Karen's pop tart come out the toaster and she shyly reaches out for the pastry.

"Just the pop tart, Mommy. I don't feel like eating Corn Flakes today."

Her mother nods. "More for your brothers then." She takes a spoonful out of her soggy cereal. "So how was school?" She asks her three children.

"Good." Kevin and Kenny McCormick reply. Kenny notices the youngest didn't reply; she looks unhappy actually. His parents, being the idiots that they are, don't bother asking.

"How was school, Karen?" Kenny asks, his voice is muffled by the orange parka he wears every day.

"I don't want to talk about it." She answers sadly.

"I'm sure it's nothing. Nothing interesting ever happens to Karen." Kevin says, bringing the bowl to his face to slurps the milk.

"Nothing interesting? So is me being bullied at school interesting enough for you, Kevin?" She snaps at her eldest brother. Kevin spits out his milk in response, the parents share a "what?" and Kenny stands up and slams his fists on the table.

"What the fuck? Who the fuck has been hurting my sister?!" Kenny was and continues to be protective and caring of his sister. Kenny is more of a guardian to Karen than their parents could ever be.

"Relax Kenny… I wasn't hit or anything but she did hurt my feelings. My bully, she put pudding on my chair and I sat on it. Then spat water on my face…." Kenny raises an eyebrow. So that's why she changed her pants so quickly when she got home.

"What did you do? Did you fight back?" Mr. McCormick asks.

"No.. I went to the bathroom and cried." She put her head down and groans.

Mr. McCormick shakes his head. "That's pathetic, Karen! You know she's gonna keep coming back if you show weak efforts like that! Come on! Where's your dignity?! You should have at least called Kenny to kick her ass!" He shouts at her then gulps down a can of Pabst Gluten-Free Blue Ribbon beer.

Kevin chuckles. "Stop being a pussy, Karen."

Mrs. McCormick intervenes. "Now wait just a second. Stuart, Karen's growing up and she needs to learn how to fight her own battles. This is her problem and she needs to fix it on her own. She can't be dependent on Kenny all the time."

Stuart rolls his eyes at his wife. "Carol, if Karen did that, she'd be in some real deep shit."

Kenny would never say it out loud but for once he agrees with his father. Karen's very… fragile? Whatever the word is, she's easy to break down and can't fight on her own.

"Hey, I'm just saying! You don't need to be a bitch about it!" Carol glares him down. The tension of another fight raising up.

"Well, what you're saying doesn't make sense! Karen's only six and right now she needs her brother now more than ever! Do not know what family is?! Huh?!" Mr. McCormick retorts.

"I do know what family is! I also know what independence is, jackass!"

"Oh, just shut up already!" Kevin says, annoyed.

Karen runs out the front door then sits down on the doorstep. Not wanting to deal with any more of her parents' bullshit today. Kenny is in hot pursuit. He sits down next to her and gives her a hug. Karen looks up at her brother.

"Mommy and Daddy are no help, but Daddy's right. I am pathetic. A pathetic weak baby. It's no wonder I'm being bullied."

"Karen, where is this coming from? You are not pathetic. You're special."

"Thanks, big brother."

"But seriously, who's this bully?" Karen lets out a shaky sigh, like saying her name is scary too.

"Tricia Tucker."

Kenny snaps his head up and glares into space. "That. Son of a. Bitch. Come on, Karen!" Kenny grabs his sister's hand and starts running down the street.

"Where we going?" She asks, worriedly.

"Tucker's house!" He answers with fury in his tone.

"Do you know her?"

"No, but I know her brother."


Tricia was in her living room. Her older brother, Craig Tucker, passed out on the couch. She got bored so she's painting her brother's nails yellow with her mother's nail polish. He's gonna be soo mad when he wakes up. She says in her head. I should get the camera when that happens. What can she say? She loves messing with people.

She just finished the right hand when she hears the doorbell. Answering it, she looks at the McCormick siblings with a distasteful glare in her eyes. "McWhoredick? How did you know where I live?"

Karen was about to say something but Kenny spoke for her. "I lead her here. I know your brother. Where is he?"

"On the couch but-" Kenny walks right past her leaving Karen standing awkwardly in her bully's living room.

"Yo Craig wake up! We need to talk!" Kenny shakes the sleeping boy.

"Wait until we're married, bae." Craig softly mutters in his sleep.

"The fuck? Craig! Craig! CRAIG!" He shakes Craig with each yell.

Craig is jolted awake. "What? Huh? What are you doing here? Tricia?"

"I don't fucking know, big brother." Tricia answers with a shake of the head.

"Never mind that. You need to have your some goddamn control on your sister! Cause honestly you're doing a lousy job at it!" Kenny says.

"What the flying fuck are you talking about?" Craig asks irritatingly.

"I'm talking about your sister bullying my sister!"

"That's a lie! I don't see myself as a bully. I just make my own fun in class." Says Tricia.

Karen frowns at her. "So when you embarrassed me and make me cry, not just today but all week, is fun to you?!"

"Pretty much, yes." Tricia sticks her tongue out.

"Wait, Tricia? What did you do?" Craig asks. Tricia shows him the picture on her phone and Craig laughs out loud.

"I know right? She had to walk around all day like that!" Karen bit her lip and blushed, looking down at her pajama pants.

"Classic Tricia. That's great." Craig pats her on the back.

"You're kidding me, right?" Kenny says, vexed. "YOU ARE FUCKING KIDDING ME! Your sister is a bully and you're encouraging her?! Is everyone in this family vain and stupid?!" Craig jumps off the couch and shoves him.

"Piss off Kenny! You don't just come into my house and tell me to control my sister! She's her own person and I know she's just joking. Not her fault your sister can't take a joke."

Kenny could not believe this motherfucker. He's doesn't care that his sister is causing the other little girl emotional pain and distress. Plus, he's defending Tricia. He knew Craig was a jackass, but not this much of a jackass. How does he keep his friends?

Wait, scratch that. How does he keep his boyfriend?

Now scratch that too. How does he keep his fangirls?

Kenny was about to blow; he was about to fight the other fourth-grade boy in front of him. Until Karen spoke. "You sound like an idiot, Tricia's Brother."

She takes a step forward. A spark of confidence just ignited. "You're not the one that's being picked on, walked all over, and even spat on by this girl!"

Tricia glares at her. "I'm not liking your tone, shrimp!"

"Shrimp? Please! You're like an inch taller than me!"

The boys watch in astonishment. "Whatever McWhoredick! I know you brought your brother here because you're scared of me! Is that it, bitch? You couldn't face me alone so you got your bulldog of a brother to protect you?"

Karen is glaring too. "I'd take Kenny any day over the fruity dork that is your brother!"

Kenny laughs for the first time tonight. "Burn!"

"I am not fruity!" Craig points a finger with a yellow nail at them, which makes Kenny laugh harder. "Tricia, what the hell happened to my hand?" Craig demands but Tricia ignores him.

"Nobody talks to my brother like that except me! Leave him an alone jerk!" Tricia pushes her, now Karen is mad.

"Only if you leave me alone, skank!" She used a curse word. A word she once heard her dad called her mom. That's not all, Karen slaps Tricia. Not hard enough to leave a mark but it was hard enough to hurt. She doesn't know what came over her.

"I'm so-"

"Ok, that's it!"

Tricia tackles Karen to the ground, hitting her in the face and pulling her hair. Karen panics, she grabs one of her fists in one hand and slaps her again with the other. "Ow!" Tricia cried. Their brothers pull them apart before they can seriously injure themselves.

"Ok, break it up!" Craig demands and takes his anger out on the McCormicks.

"And I need to control my sister, huh?! And you think I'm the bad brother here? She had the audacity to slap Tricia right in front of me! You two wanna be bitches here? Fine! You got yourself a fight."

"What?" The McCormicks say in unison.

"I second that, what?" The younger Tucker says.

"You all heard me. A fight. This Friday. Tricia vs. Baby McCormick here."

"Her name is Karen and YOU'RE ON! She is going to wipe the floor with your bitch of a sister!" Kenny turns around and motions Karen to follow.

"Whatever Kenny! You are so going down!"

"Suck my dick, Mothertucker!"

"But isn't he with Tweek?" Karen asks innocently and Kenny laughs again.

"You are on fire tonight, Karen! But don't repeat what I said." Kenny slams the door shut.

"What the hell is happening?" Tricia asks, baffled.

"You're going to fight and win is what's happening!" Craig answers determined. Too early to be determined. First, Tricia needs to learn how to fight properly; same with Karen.