Disclaimer: I do not own anything that is not mine. Which is most of it, because I doubt I'll use any OCs.
Dear Bruce,
I hat u so much. Thrs n wrds 2 dscrb m hatr 4 u. I ht u. kil me now o i kil u.
"Jason, that's horrible!" Stephanie wacked him over the head.
"OW! We were challenged to write a note like texts between tween girls and so I did!"
"But you made it to Bruce?!"
"No, that butcher guy who's always giving me the evil eye on Fourth Elm's. He works at Butcher Bruce's."
"Cheese and crackers, can't get me enough of them cheese and crackers, there's so many variations, crackers and cheese, cheese and crackers, swirling topped E-sy Cheese and hunked out cheddar on ritz or Saltine… Cheese and crackers, can't get me enough of them crackers and cheese…"
"SHUT UP DICK!"
Dick blinked, looking up from his cheese and crackers, pausing his little song. "You don't like cheese and crackers?"
"NO!"
"What do you like, Jason?"
"NOTHING!"
"I think he likes bananas and peanut butter." Steph offered.
"Peanuts make butter… butter can be peanut, smoothy crunchy, seedy, salty, peanut butter can be quite paltry… but not with da banaynay… noooo… not with the nana of da ba… banana and buttah… peanut buttah..."
"SHUT UP!"
"Do you think my hair would look good if I dyed it?" Stephanie mused, sitting in the salon next to Selina and Cass. Bruce would have taken them… but he felt uncomfortable in a salon called "Amori Love."
Selina pursed her lips. "I don't usually die my hair, but distressing your ends aqua might be cute."
"But I like purple."
"Then do orchid."
Stephanie leaned back. "Should I keep my hair long?"
"I like long hair." Selina answered.
"Should I get bangs?"
"Nah, I like the current style."
"You sure?"
"Yes."
"…Should I get a perm?"
"NO!" Cass pushed her sister against the wall, shaking her vigorously.
"OK, OK! I get it!" Cass let her go, but Steph wasn't done. "I think I'm going to get a feather."
Selina quirked her eyebrow. "Wouldn't that be uncomfortable under, you know, the hood?"
Stephanie sighed. "I never get any variation!"
"Dye it neon. Yellow."
"SELINA!"
"What? You want variation."
"Not stupid variation!"
"Are you calling my ideas stupid?"
"Yes."
"… Fair enough."
Just then a girl walked up. "You're Stephanie, right?"
"Yes."
"It's your turn."
"Can you dye my hair neon yellow?"
"Excuse me?!"
Author Notes: None. Except don't worry, Steph was just wondering. She won't actually dye her hair... probably.
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~Universe
