Chapter 2

And Then The Zombies Attack...

Disclaimer: I don't own Negima.

Why zombies? They're a whole lot better types of undead out there that aren't zombies!"

"What took you two idiots so long?" Zazie accused as Chachamaru glared at her.

"No reason." Usagi answered, Zazie pulling out a black whip.

"That isn't really an answer." Zazie answered and whipped Usagi multiple times.

"Is that seriously the best you got, Zazie?" Chachamaru taunted, flipping through the pages of the spellbook.

"Says the girl not even doing anything to help her partner." Zazie answered, dashing towards her."Rule #1 of battle, Chachamaru. Never give your opponent an opening."

"That's what you think." Chachamaru answered, slamming her fist into Zazie's chest."Practe Bigi Nar Ardescat!" A small flame flew from her finger, hitting Zazie.

"Congratulations, your the Anti-Evangeline now!" Usagi announced, Chachamaru directing a glare at her.

"Not that it means anything." Zazie explained and started to charge up some kind of energy attack. As she was about to release it, faint moans started to come from afar."Just ignore that."

"Sure..." Chachamaru remarked and Usagi approached her.

"All we need to do is point at the book and shout, "awaken!"" Usagi whispered.

"That's all?"

"Yep."

Chachamaru allowed the book to drop to the ground, She and Usagi pointing at the spellbook.

"This won't turn us into bimbos, right?"

"I hope not."

"Awaken!" They both shouted, causing a bright light to surround them. Zazie then attempted to whip them, only for the whip to disintegrate.

"Seriously?" Zazie whispered and just stood there. The moans started to get louder. A few seconds later, the light died down, revealing a very different looking Chachamaru and Usagi. Chachamaru had somehow reverted back to her robot form, antenna instead of ears and now emotionless eyes. But her eyes were now red and her teeth were replaced with metal fangs. She was dressed in a black wide-brimmed pointy witch hat and a black cloak with red ribbon to cinch it up.

"Target found. Initiating takedown and conversion protocols." Chachamaru announced, grabbing onto Zazie.

"A little help here!" Zazie shouted, her glance focused upon Usagi. Her skin was now covered with brown fur, large rabbit-like ears had sprouted from the top of her head. Her hands were now rabbit-like but still able to hold onto the rope of her hook.

"Sure!" Usagi announced and headed over to Zazie and swung her hook at Chachamaru. Instead of the usual metal banging against metal, a geyser of little cute animals appeared, grabbing her.

"Target acquired. Initiating takedown and conversion protocols. "

"Well this is f****** great."

"I have an idea."

"And that would be?"

"We need to get her to make a complaint!"

"Didn't that job was taken from you a few minutes ago?"

"Who cares?"

"Then what?"

"We whack her with something that looks like a bat!"

"That's your big plan?"

"Yep!"

Zazie only glared. It was still better than no plan at all.

"Just do it."

"Awesome!"

Usagi then ran over to the nearest tree, ripping it up and attaching it to her hook.

"Hey, I wasn't done with you!" Chachamaru complained, getting immediately whacked with the tree. "Hey!"

"That's for horses." Usagi explained, whacking Chachamaru with the tree a second time.

"Uh... Usagi?" Zazie questioned as Usagi continued to whack Chachamaru.

"Yeah?"

"I think something is coming towards us!" Zazie shouted and Usagi stopped.

"Obviously!" Usagi answered."Why else would we ignore the obvious moans signifying the coming of undead?"

Chachamaru eyes then reverted back to their normal green color.

"What happened?" Chachamaru asked, picking up the spellbook.

"You went coo-coo for a few seconds." Usagi answered as a mob of people started to approach them.

"Why are there boys in this group? I thought Mahora was an all girl school!"

"Things "change", Chachamaru." Zazie added."Mahora now accepts both sexes."

"Next question, why are they all so pale?" Usagi remarked, pointing at a huge group of girls and guys with skin almost as white as Sayo.

"Probably due to either being dead or it's that time of year." Chachamaru answered and flipped through the spellbook.

'Hi Guys... I mean girls!'

The three of them looked around, searching for the intruder of their minds.

"Show yourself!" Usagi responded and swung the hook around.

'Attack them, my soldiers!'

The "Zombies" locked onto the three of them, approaching at a much faster speed.

"This is just great." Zazie muttered and the three of them ran towards their opponents.

"I call forth a ball of blaze to incinerate my enemies!" Chachamaru chanted, causing a ball of flame to appear. The ball flew past them and into a crowd, burning a few people's facepaint off.

"Well that explains some things."

"Like anyone cared about that question."

"But it's still nice to have something be answered in a relative fashion."

"True."

Usagi threw her hook around, whacking multiple people.

"Guys, I don't think so..."

The skin of the burnt zombies suddenly regenerated and started to move faster.

"Senjin Kokuyouken!"

The sky above them darkened and it started to rain obsidian swords.

'So your teacher has decided to step in. Wonderful, just wonderful.'

"Girls, follow me!" Fate shouted as Zazie, Chachamaru and Usagi returned to normal. They quickly made their way through the mob and over to Fate.

"What do you want now?" Chachamaru accused as Fate examined the three of them.

"What were you two even thinking?!" Fate accused and Usagi laughed.

"What about me?" Usagi shouted and Fate looked at her.

"I have already filled out your transfer into my class, Usagi." Fate explained, glaring at the three of them."Follow me if you don't want death to come for you."

"Oh hi Valia." Usagi greeted and bikini girl walked up them.

"Can you just take her away?"

"No."

"Why not?"

"I have been told to leave her here for her punishment."

"Fine, let's head to the library."

"Can I come?"

"No."

"Fine."

They headed towards the library and Valia teleported away.

"Are there ponies in there?" Usagi asked and Fate facepalmed.

"NO!" Fate answered and opened the doors to the library. Inside, multiple weirdly-colored ponies were lounging around.

"Well I guess you're wrong!" Usagi responded and hooked one of the ponies in. It was one of those dark purple and black colored ponies with tattered black bat wings and a blue frowny face on it back right thigh. "You'll make a perfect pet/companion."

"This is the worst day ever for me." The Pony responded and Usagi pulled out a small stone.

"Can you tie this creature as my companion to me, Fate?" Usagi added as Fate stood there.

"Fine, if it means you won't do anything stupid."

"Awesome!"

"You're too optimistic."

"I don't care."

"Stop squabbling you two." Chachamaru warned and grabbed Usagi.

"Fine." Usagi answered and they headed deeper into the library. Large bookshelves filled to the top with books towered above them.

"How many books are there?" Zazie remarked and Chachamaru looked at her.

"Nodoka is the only one who probably knows that." Chachamaru answered.

"Then where is she, then?" Zazie accused and Chachamaru looked at the ground.

"I don't know, Zazie." Chachamaru answered as they reached a door.

"I'm guessing this is the place." Usagi whispered, Fate casually opening the door. Inside, stood Mana, Setsuna and a chained Asuna. Beside Asuna, was her familiar sword.

"Why do you have Asuna chained in the middle of the room?" Usagi questioned.

"Her magic cancelling barrier still works."

"That's stupid."

"You're right." A voice responded and a small yellow mouse scurried over to them."And yet, neither of them run over to save her."

"Chiu!" Usagi shouted as the mouse turned into a chipmunk giving the middle finger.

"It's Chisame, stupid." The chipmunk explained and looked at the three of them."Worship me."

"No." Zazie answered and Chisame walked over to Asuna.

"You will pick up the sword, Asuna."

"No!" Asuna shouted and pushed the chipmunk away.

"In that case..."Chisame remarked and whistled. A few seconds later, a blonde Mary Sue dressed in a scantily clad outfit appeared."Mary, kick their asses along with the help from the zombie horde."

"With absolute pleasure, mistress!" Mary exclaimed and started to approach Asuna."Sue Punch!" Mary punched at Asuna for a good minute. She only stopped after a bullet whizzed by her head. She then turned, noticing Mana's cocky grin.

"Ooh! An Oxymoron of the holy one is here!" Mary exclaimed and Mana fired off a few more rounds at her. Mary just stood there and allowed the bullets to hit her. "Was that a serious attempt of stopping me?"

"Possibly."

"Are you just going to ignore that plot hint I just made?"

"Yes." Usagi answered and swung her hook into Mary's face and Setsuna charged towards them, sword in hand. Asuna only watched.

"Chachamaru, throw Asuna the book." Zazie explained and Chachamaru nodded.

"Asuna, catch!" Chachamaru threw the book, landing right at Asuna's feet.

"What am I supposed to do with this book of lies?"

"Book of lies?" Chachamaru placed her hand over her face."Just point at the book and shout awaken."

"That's all?"

"Yep."

"Awaken!" Asuna pointed at the book, causing a bright light to surround her. Once the light disappeared, Asuna was now dressed in a white lab coat wielding her usual sword."Super Sciency Sword Thingy!" Attached to the sword, was some weird device.

"Clone Split Slash!" She ran over to Mary and casually slashed her. A few seconds later, a copy of Asuna appeared right beside her and started to slash at her. Asuna continued to slash, causing more clones to appear. While that happened, someone grabbed the book.

"Hey!"

"Sorry about that." The figure then cheerfully glided over to them, handing the book over.

"Hello, Sayo." Zazie opened the book up.

"Awaken!" A similar bright light surrounded Sayo only for it to suddenly darken."Dark Disciple of Suicide!" Sayo was now fully visible, covered in purple slime with dark red eyes

"I don't like the sound of that." Gloomy responded and was suddenly absorbed by Sayo. Usagi then threw her hook at Sayo, only for it to be sent back at her.

"The character in question was part of a onetime joke. Get over it!" Sayo slowly approached Mary and placed her left hand on her causing Asuna, Mana and Setsuna to stop and the Asuna clones to disappear. A few seconds later, Mary was gone and Sayo had taken over her body. Mary's blonde hair darkened to jet black. Her scantily clad outfit was replaced with Sayo's sailor fuku.

"This body will suit me nicely." Sayo's eyes suddenly changed back to normal and looked around in all confusion."What happened to me?"

"Well, you're human now after "killing" Mary the Mary Sue." Chachamaru placed a hand on Sayo's shoulder.

"Oh." She looked down at herself and back up at Chachamaru."More are coming."

"It's time to fight."