.After he done of doing his chores, He walks up into Garage with his tools and prays in whispering to God in private part of the home saying.

"I will follow the "accurate" version of Lord after telling my family I'm officially converting to Orthodox." as he done praying, Dale technically heard it from away.


At his home, as Peggy is worried his supposed abandonment of Christianity, She walks up to him and asking him if he loses his faith.

Hank only ask "No, And I will never become one."

Peggy pretending to let this slide as Hank walks out her way. As Peggy's mentally denies that he isn't Athiest even he will reveal that he isn't one.


An hour later that ever he doing some stuff like watching TV, Hank is walking to the alley with his friends with drinking beer (and probably as walking there, he decides this be his last time to do before the official announcement).

As Hank and his friends are quite, He almost tells he officially leaving Protestant/Methodist faith softly as he says cause his friends questioning why he doing that. Hank said "America is changing for worst with technology isn't helping at all, And modern Christianity is almost heading into wrong theological beliefs too." as he says.

Bill, Boomhauer, and Gribble mostly disagree that this how reality maybe goes if they need be relevant to their future, Hank got mad about this saying that this attitude is separating us.

Cause Hank to walking back to the house in almost mad attitude with him. His friends are now worried his reannounced old faith may ruining their friendship as all them go home and Gribble will tell his family about his religion change.

At Dinner, Hank is slowly calming down as Peggy setting up food, Hank is getting little grin that announcement would stock his family for "better".

Hank thinking as he religiously happy even some his friends and his family members is going displeased of his religious change and pretty feel out of character in the least their view.

As everyone starts to feast, Peggy will start the prayers as Hank will be refused to pray for once as first several seconds begins.

Luanne and Lucky Platter-Kleinschmidt got noticing that Hank is refusing to pray as Peggy and Bobby quickly stop the prayer as she quickly accused Hank as Atheist.

As Hank tell them that he, not Atheist, Peggy immaturity ignores his saying as Lucky is little mad on Hank of mistaking coming out as Atheist.

Bobby is starting to like his dad with publically thinking this is cool that his father is An Atheist. And Luanne slowly begins to cry that Hank is supposedly abandoning God.

For next couple minutes that this still continues doing the same thing about unintentionally louder. As Hank snap.

Hank: Just SHUTTTTTTTTTTTT UPPPP! Bobby and everyone, I'm definitely not Atheist and still hating them until I died. And announced I'm converting to "Orthodox Catholicism" by start going to Arlen Orthodox Church with his family and he stating it's part of Orthodox Church in America not other well-known Orthodox churches like Russian or Greek types, and it' prayer is in fluent Pontic Greek with becoming first Church to reviving Old English as holy language.

Hank: And we are going there on next Sunday.

Everyone stock that and apologized Hank for not listening to him right. But still, they are stock and still mildly mad from Luanne that he going to wrong God.

Bobby was sad again that he wouldn't change in times like anyone else.

Peggy slowly realized this is better to respect Hank religious conversion and Lucky is doing same if they feared that he becoming "Proto-Fundamentalist" and they would be forcibly converted to Orthodoxy. Hank was thinking this come mixed has he thought, But he just accepted this is the biggest change for his life and anymore else.


Next day - Monday


Everyone of hank work at Strickland Propane, As starting to work as some of his co-workers (epically Enrique) heard that he just start become Orthodox Christian.

Enrique is looking mad that he becoming Orthodox and start wishing that he must on the stake of joining "Byzantine's heresy".

Hank start notice Enrique rotten stare on him and asking Strickland in his office that Enrique is becoming a threat and maybe wants to be fire for his stake and company's reputation for other Orthodox Christian customers for around area.

Strickland mostly agrees and least he will tell Enrique to layoff until he too cools down and ignore your religious conversion.

As both agree that Enrique needs to change the attitude, Enrique ears the conservation and think to himself to pretended to accept Hank's Orthodox belief.


While at Home


Hank coming back from work and planning going back home. He stops get of buying Orthodox-style rituals (Byzantine-style Cross, Dark red candies, Pictures of Byzantine-like Mary, Jesus, and God as four with a higher price) for his bedroom, As Peggy and who slowly accept his new religion, She said Hi to him.

Hank is glad his wife accepting his new religion while his friends are kinda accepting (and surprisingly from Dale) while Boomhauer & Bill are mixed and Bobby, Luckey, and Luanne are still mad and disappointed about it.

Bobby complaints.

Bobby: I wished by dad needs moving away from Christianity before becoming proto-fundamentalist.


Later


As Luanne and Luckey said in similar thing in their trailer home with 3 years old Gracie watch them both still hating his new religion.

In next few minutes before they done complaining. Someone knock their trailer with Luckey get to open.

As Luckey open it, It's revealed Enrique and talking to Luckey about Hank and it's religion. And he wants him to go back being as Methodist and want him not becoming Orthodox never again.

Luckey questioning why Enrique hates Orthodox faith for.

Enrique comes said.

Enrique: I hate Orthodoxy, Because how his Father and older Brother was one in Greek/Russian? Orthodoxy before his disillusionment with his family become split with his Mother becoming Catholic again and even worst he was bullied nearly due to its young members of never seeing Mexican follower before. (This is he what remembers)

Luckey opinion about Orthodox church was souring. And Luanne was same as she comes to hearing conservation. And Enrique, Luckey, and Luanne are now planning to find a way of getting Hank to be Methodist again as means hatred of Orthodoxy.


Act Two ended