Anubis And Horus

A.N: R&R, hope you enjoy

Disclaimer: I don't own anything

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I was so bored walking around when I had an ingenious plan, I ran to my mother, Nephthys, who was surfing the web on the Laptop Sadie got her and I acted upset and I told her

"Mommy, Set's been hiding Scorpions in my closet and under my bed"

She was outraged and stood up putting her laptop down and she grabbed one of my fluffy pink bunny slippers and ran to Set, my sad excuse for a father and yelled

"Set how could you!"

She wacked him repeatedly on the head with a slipper

"Geez what was that for woman?" Set asked shielding his head from the bunny slipper attacks

It was quite funny as everyone was watching with their eyebrows raised

"You know what it's for!" Nephthys yelled and exchanged her slipper for a plank of wood

She kept whacking yelling

"I TOLD YOU NOT TO HIDE SCORPIONS UNDER ANUBIS'S BED AND HIS CLOSET!"

"I didn't do it tough" Set said prising the plank out of her hands and breaking it over his knee

"Then who did?"

"I don't know, Mom banned me from Scorpions and Crocodiles when I broke the windows"

The doors suddenly locked and my breathing got shallow

Everyone was staring at me; my mom's eye was twitching

"Anubis to the chair of shame"

"But mommy" I wined

"Now"

"You heard your mother, tiger, to the chair of shame" Set said

"Nuh uh" I said putting on my best pouty face and crossing my arms

My mom sighed and I thought I'd won but then she looked over at Sadie and they had a silent exchange

Oh no

Sadie came up to me and I closed my eyes and put my hands over my eyes

She was giving me the look, I swear it

I peeped through and Sadie was giving me the puppy dog face and I finally caved in and went to sit in the chair of shame

It was bright pink and as soon as I sat on it and bright pink sign flashed above me saying in neon pink lights

"WHOOPS, I'VE BEEN GROUNDED"

Horus came in and was about to say something when he saw me beet red in the chair of shame, he cracked up and in the process laughed rude words

"Horus!" Isis yelled in disgust

Horus instantly stopped and said

"Yes mommy?"

"To the corner of Shame!"

"But-"

"Now"

"There's rue words on the wall"

Everyone gave him a look

"Okay I wrote some of them"

Suddenly, all that Kool Aid I drank earlier started making me act up and I stood up and went to the centre as Horus grumbled in the corner

I yelled

"EVERYBODY DANCE NOW!"

I started doing some old random 70's and 80's dance moves and started break dancing on the blood red rug

Then I got up and locked eyes with Horus, he nodded

We both bust out water guns and squirted everyone and my sad excuse for a father was the first one to hide and when I found him I blasted him in the face, grinning

Man I had never felt so free in my life but then after I stopped running around guffawing with Horus my mom looked like she was about to breathe fire

Whoops

I am so dead

I start to back away

"Mommy, don't get hasty" I say but I accidentally trip and fell backwards onto Sadie's lap

"Anubis get off of me!" she shrieks

I fall onto the floor and get up, my face as red as a Tomato

Oops


Sylvie: Poor Anubis, he totally got grounded

Horus: Big time

Sylvie: It was funny

Nephthys: But not as funny as your dance off with Set

Isis: That was pretty amusing

Apophis: Yes, and Set got stuck doing the splits

Sylvie: What did I tell you?

Apophis: To eat lots of strawberries, go ice skating then got to Mexico

Sylvie: *Raises eyebrow*

Apophis: *Hangs head in defeat* to sit in the corner

Set: I swear, he only listens to you, it's as if-

Sylvie: *Cuts across* Oh don't you dare finish that sentence

Set: *Smirks* or what?

Sylvie: *Takes out bar of chocolate and stomps on it*

Set: You. Did. Not

Sylvie: Oh yes I did *Snaps fingers in 'Z' formation*

Set: That's it! I'm gonna tickle you so hard

Sylvie: You wouldn't

Set: Yes I would

Sylvie: *points behind Set's shoulder* LOOK ITS RAINBOW! THE MAGIC UNICORN!

Set: *Turns around* WHERE?

Sylvie: *Runs away* Seeya!

Set: Oh she di'nt

Horus: Yes she di'id

Anubis: You'd best hurry up if you wanna catch her, daddykinz

Set: *Overjoyed and jumping around like a kid* YAY, YOU CALLED ME DADDYKINZ!

Anubis: Um yeah

Horus: *Sniggers* yeah, and you'd better hurry up if you wanna get Sylviekinz

Set: *Runs after Sylvie*

Isis: She's not really gone, is she?

Sylvie: *Pops up outta nowhere* nope

Nephthys: Ah, where did you come from?

Sylvie: *Shrugs* Nowhere

Set: *Creeps up outta nowhere and whispers, while invisible, in Sylvie's ear* boo

Sylvie: *Jumps 4 feet and yelps, looks around*

Set: Looking for me?

Sylvie: *Takes a step back* um no, I was just going to watch over Apophis while he terrorizes most of Mexico

Set: Why Mexico?

Sylvie: I don't know, ask Apophis

Everyone: *Looks over at Apophis who is sitting in the corner making puppet shadows on the wall*

Sylvie: poor guy

Set: Someone should take him to Mexico

Horus: yes, someone with black hair, hazelish eyes and who's wearing combat boots

Sylvie: Not fair *Stomps foot*

Ra: Or would you rather get tickled by set

Sylvie: Apophis we're going to Mexico!

Apophis: YAY! *Starts break dancing*

Isis: *Snaps his fingers* that's your portal

Sylvie: Thank you *walks to the portal*

Anubis: *Yells!* and remember: don't eat the sun!

Sylvie: *Gives him her deluxe 'I will kill you later stare' and runs index finger over neck to say she'll kill him*

Horus: Adios *waves*

The portal closed

Horus: *Turns to Anubis* Oh, she is so gonna kill you

Anubis: She is scary when she wants to be

Set: But not as scary as me though, right?

Sylvie and Apophis: *Pops up outta nowhere*

Sylvie: Seth, do shut up

Set: Don't call me Seth

Sylvie: How about Sutekh?

Set: *Growls*

Sylvie: Nah, how about Strawberry-Set-Cake?

The rest: *cracking up*

Set: What the BLOODY HELL? The name's Rocking Red Reaper!

Sylvie: Language Creeper!

Set: Grr

Nephthys: You know, Anubis sounds like that when Sylvie calls him Annie

Sylvie: Like father like son, right Creeper and Annie?

Set and Anubis: Grr

Set: You'd better stop calling me that otherwise I'll set Leroy on you

Sylvie: *Shrugs* bring it on

Set: *whistles*

Leroy: *Pops outta no where, barks at Horus a few times then sits next to Sylvie*

Set: *Dumbfounded* He only does that to me!

Ra: Well it appears Leroy, ahem, has taking a liking to young Sylvie

Set: *Crosses arms and pouts like a child* Well I don't like it

Nut: Set! Behave!

Set: *Jumps and yelps* M-mother

Nut: Yes, it's me Set

Set: You're blue

Nut: You're red

Anubis: Sylvie's gonna kill me

Sylvie: Yup, say your prayers