Welp. Chapter two of Accidentally in Love. I hope you all enjoyed the last chapter, though it was mainly just to explain the plots. Anyway, this chapter we get a bit more humour and introduced to all of the wonderful humans that now populate World Academy W. Oh, by the way, if you didn't know World Academy W is the name of the school in the Gakuen Hetalia arcs. I don't know what's with that last W, but Himapapa said that was the name so that's the name. Liechtenstein, go!
Liechtenstein: Italy's Driving does not own Hetalia, it belongs to Hidekaz Himaruya. But she's very nice!
Hot damn. Are girls getting prettier, or am I getting gayer?
Switzerland: Step. Away. From. My. Sister.
Yep, I'm getting gayer. Onto the chapter!
MAKES ME WANT TO TURN AROUND AND FACE ME BUT I DON'T KNOW NOTHIN 'BOUT LOVE
America thought the date with Italy went rather well, if the kiss he had gotten at the end and how cheerful (and clingy) Italy was on Monday. Speaking of, the human students would be arriving soon. America, Poland and France had already gotten everything set up. With the permission of the Student Body President, of course. No one was necessarily happy about having to share a school with humans, so everyone was doing all they could. Most would be "guides" that would lead the students away from their classes and then disappear. Even kind-hearted Canada was taking part. America stood with Italy on his arm next to England. As Vice President, it was his place to help… welcome the new students. He and Russia had set up a thing that as soon as the humans walked through the gates, they'd be coated in paint. Russia had seemed rather proud of their invention.
"Ve~ Did you get everything set up," Italy asked. America grinned down at his fake love interest. Though Italy didn't know it was fake.
"Oh, did we ever. Humans won't know what hit 'em," America responded, grinning wider.
"Ve~ That's good! I can't wait to see their faces! None will be hurt, right," Italy asked looking concerned.
"Of course not. Everyone will be fine," America reassured.
"You two know each other's human names, right? We can't have them finding out our secret," England interrupted.
"Ve~ Si! I'm Feliciano Vargas and he's Alfred F. Jones," Italy responded, bouncing and subsequently pulling painfully on America's arm.
"Good. And you know I'm Arthur Kirkland. You'll learn the other's names as we go," England said, straightening when he saw the humans approaching. America faced forward and followed his old master's example, straightening his back. The humans shrieked as paint covered all of them as soon as they walked in the door. Denmark was the first to laugh, and soon everyone else followed, laughing at the expense of the human's. England opened his mouth to say something, but only ended up laughing again. Russia and America high-fived at the success of their invention. The human in lead fumed.
COME ON, COME ON, TURN A LITTLE FASTER! COME ON, COME ON, THE WORLD WILL FOLLOW AFTER
Analise fumed at all of the Private school students in front of her. They thought this was funny?! Ruining the dress her mother bought her for her birthday?! Her mother spent a fortune on this dress and these entitled jerks ruined it like it was nothing more than the ground beneath their feet! How could they just disregard the fact that her and the other kids from her school were human beings, too?! Analise was pissed at all of them, but one stepped forward. He had rose-gold hair and eyes that were so blue they bypassed the sky. He smiled a Hollywood smile at Analise and the others in the group of students.
"We do apologize for that. It's a sort of initiation. Here. Ain't that right, Arthur?" The blonde turned back to look at a big-browed boy, who looked to be holding in laughter.
"Oh, yes, of course. We did it to Michelle, too, didn't we?" The boy looked to a very pretty girl with long black hair in pigtails.
"Oh, oui. It was quite funny, really. It was good that I didn't where my good clothes. It's good you all weren't wearing your good clothes as well!" Analise fumed more. She was wearing her good clothes! Her best clothes! As was everyone else! This Michelle (and, God, wasn't that a stuck up name? It sounded so French) thought she could be like that. The blonde that had initially spoken to them smiled and laughed.
"Ah, Michelle~! Always joking! Of course they didn't wear their best clothes, I'm sure those look much better," The blonde laughed.
"Ve~ Alfredo~! I set everything up, just like you asked! I didn't even mess up," A brunette with closed eyes interrupted before Analise could get in her two cents. The blonde smiled down at the brunette.
"Good job, Feli! Why don't you go find, Lovi? I'll explain rules to the new students," The blonde said. The brunette smiled and bounced off. The blonde turned back to Analise and the others. "So. I'm the Student Body Vice President; Alfred F. Jones. Forget the 'F' and I'll shoot you! We have a few rules here at World Academy W. One of the biggest is don't make fun of accents! Almost everyone at this school has a really heavy accent from their home countries and it can be difficult to understand them sometimes. Also, don't make fun of verbal tics as some of our students speak in different English dialects from their countries or have verbal tics at the end or beginning of their sentences, like Feliciano whom you just met and Yao Wang, our student from China.
"Speaking of Yao, he's the school's official tutor so if you need any help catching up or keeping up with the subjects, just ask him for help! He's the androgynous male with the sleeves too long for his arms and over the shoulder ponytail. Michelle is our Student Body Liaison, so any questions comments or concerns can be directed to her and she'll deliver them to us at the next Student Council Meeting. Speaking of meetings, we hold a lot of school wide ones. However, those are only for actual enrolled students here and we please ask that you do not interrupt them unless someone is going to die!
"In addition, you are not to look at any paperwork that any of us are doing. Next rule! Bigotry of any kind- that includes racism, homophobia, bigotry against our Middle Eastern students and kink-shaming- will not be tolerated. Any student caught exhibiting it or bullying any of our students for it, will immediately be removed from the school premises. The only one who is allowed to be excessively rude and violent to students is Vash, because he's extremely paranoid!"
"I heard that, Jones!"
"You were meant to, Zwingli. Third rule, a lot of us are very religious and we ask that you do not interrupt Prayer Time, interrupt anyone's Ave Maria's or anything else of that sort. Fourth rule, if you drink the last of the coffee in the Student Lounge; you are required to make more. Do not break the coffee machine, and do not make less than twelve cups. I live on coffee and so do many others in this school. Fifth rule; please, for the love of god, do not insult Hatsune Miku. I do not need Kiku complaining to me about that. Again. But Michelle learned her lesson, right?" Michelle nodded quickly, "Rule Six; Do not insult Feliciano's pasta. No one will forgive you. As an addition to that rule; do not accept any food Arthur Kirkland- our dear Student Body President- offers you. It will either kill you or give you superpowers. But it's not worth the risk. Rule seven; No one calls Francis 'Frog' except Arthur and no one calls Arthur 'Black Sheep of Europe' but Francis. Actually, you're just not allowed to insult them. Only they can do that to each other. Rule eight; do not flirt with Elizabeta. No one likes the results.
"Welp. That seems to be the end of our rules. Please, enjoy your time here at World Academy W!" Analise stepped forward after the end of Alfred's speech and glared at the tall male.
"How dare you all just come in here and ruin our clothes and think it's all fine! We are covered in paint, what do you expect us to do?! We can't return home like this! I'll have you know, my sister can make your lives living hells!" Analise jabbed her finger in Alfred's chest, causing the boy to laugh.
"Ah~! So you're the little sister of that girl from the restaurant and he mall! Feliks, Francis, Feli! You all remember those girls," Alfred called out. Two blondes and the brunette from before bounced (and flounced and pranced) over to the blonde.
"Oui. They were quite annoying. Remember them, Feliks?" The blue-eyed blonde-Francis, presumably- turned to the green eyed one. Feliks, apparently.
"Oh, yeah! They were, like, totes annoying. Did they, like, totally bother you and Feli on your date," Feliks asked.
"Ve~ Si! They just marched up and started threatening Alfredo! It was scary," 'Feli' chirped. Alfred nodded.
"Oh, yeah! But then Feliciano totally knocked them back to their place, like a total hero," Alfred said enthusiastically. Feliciano blushed deep red. Analise scowled at them all.
COME ON, COME ON CAUSE EVERYBODY'S AFTER LOVE!
I just want to say that you all are lucky I managed to write this, as I was annoying my friend with puns all throughout it. I know, I'm not very good at romance yet, but I hope to grow better through this fic. So bear with me, kay? This chapter isn't as long as the other one, but that's because most of it is from Analise's POV and, even though she's based off a friend of mine, I don't really like her character. By the way, if you all thought she was a bitch. Well, great! She was supposed to. If you're wondering why the Nations are being mean to the humans, I always imagined that they don't really like being in close quarters with humans. Also, if there are any mistakes, please let me know. My MS can make it hard to type sometimes. Also, Vash is Switzerland. If you didn't get that.
Until Next Time, this is ID saying; That's All Folks!
