Hidan walked down the street of a nearby village of his last victims, a few days later, and stopped for tea. He sat down at a small shop at the village gates and bought a cup of chai tea and some dango.
"Hiiiidaaaaan-saaaaamaaaaa." A female voice called out. Hidan dropped his food and froze.
"Shit." His head turned slowly to see an astoundingly tall woman running his way.
"Aniki-kun!!"
"NOOOOOOOOOOO!! GET AWAY FROM ME, ICHIGO!! BEGONE! DISSAPEAR!!" Hidan started to run from the woman who looked to be in her early thirties.
She squealed as she glomped the albino man. "Hidan!! Hi!" She placed a quick kiss on his cheek.
Hidan tried to push her away, but her grip was amazingly strong. "Get off, Ichigo, you saw me three days ago, have a cow."
"I will have a cow! Mom says you need to stop at home more!"
"Yeah well, Dad hates me, so I'm not gonna until he keels over in the armchair."
"MUST it be the armchair? I like it! I don't want it to smell like dead people!"
"Coming from a Jashinist? Nice." Hidan managed to push Ichigo off.
"So, baby brother, how have you been?" YES, SHE SAID BABY BROTHER, GET OVER IT.
"Um, no different from three days ago."
"You're boring." She flicked his nose then walked away.
"What a creep…" He muttered to himself as he looked down at his tea and dango. "My poor tea…" He kicked at the shattered glass once and walked away. He sighed lightly as his stomach rumbled. "And that was the last of my money too… I need to find someone that I can mooch off of or that I can steal money from…"
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A few villages over a young tan man sneezed and looked around as he grabbed a tissue. "Huh. Weird." He shrugged and turned back to cutting down a tall tree.
