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Chapter Two

BPOV

"Well this isn't too bad." Edward said encouragingly "At least no one is thinking that much about our lack of change in five years."

"Yeah, maybe," Alice stated "but I haven't seen anything about Newton. I hope he didn't change his mind about coming."

"He will come," Edward said "there are a lot of people waiting for him."

"He's on his way!" Alice exclaimed "he should be here in a couple minutes!"

"Is the only reason you came to see Mike Newton?" I asked

"No," Emmett said too casually to be good "I wanted to give everyone a reminder that the Cullen's will never leave for good."

"So you wanted to scare innocent humans?" I asked

"Pretty much." Stated Emmett

"Newton's here." Rosalie said

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"Bella Swan?" Mike called with fake confusion. He could recognize me even though I was a vampire now.

"Bella Cullen, actually; me and Edward are married."

"Oh yeah" he said "I almost forgot."

"Moron." Edward mumbled, too low for a human to hear

"Be nice" I replied in the same low tone

"So how are things for you guys?" Mike questioned

"Fine," I replied; I didn't want to be to in depth so I changed the topic. "What have you done in five years?"

We could sense this was going to be a long response.

Emmett stated "I'm going to go check out the snack table," Lucky him, he didn't ask the question so he didn't have to listen to the answer.

"I'll come with you." Rosalie said

"I forgot to lock the car doors," Jasper lied "I better go do that."

"I'll help you," Alice chimed in "locking those doors can be hard work." Traitors. All of them. Even Alice. How could she leave me with him? She probably saw him talking for like, an hour or something.

Well at least I still have Edward, he would never leave me.

"Sorry love," Edward muttered "but he's going to be talking for a long time." Stupid mind reader, he could probably tell that Mike wasn't going to shut up for a long time.

"I'm going to go talk to some old friends," Edward said. What old friends? Edward talked to me and his family through high school. That stupid traitor. "See you in a bit."

"Okay then, do you want to sit down Bella? We can talk at that table over there." He indicated at a two-person table across the room.

"Sure Mike." I said "That would be great" Good thing I'm a better liar now. Otherwise, even Mike might be able to pick up that I wanted nothing more than to walk the other way.

"So, what have I done in the past five years?" Mike said distantly. He probably had a whole speech planned out in his head. "Well I worked at the shop for a little while. Then I went to collage at....." I totally zoned out. I was thinking about Jasper and how Alice was right. He should have gone hunting with me and Edward before he came here. Even I was having trouble with my thirst abound all these humans.

"And then..." Mike would never shut up about himself, would he? Also, he would probably never realize I wasn't listening either.

"Mike I'm sorry," I lied "I need to go talk to Edward quick. Maybe we can talk later."

"That'd be great" he said. I practically ran across the room to where my family was sitting. They were all laughing at Mike's stupidity. Except Edward, he looked concerned about me. Oh well at least I was away from Mike.

"Now that was good!" Emmett got out between guffaws "I bet he's off telling someone else his life story now. Ahh gotta love reunions." He wiped away a fake tear.

"Shut Up." I ordered "At least you didn't have to sit through it."

"So have we had our fun?" Edward asked "Can we leave now?"

"Let's just wait 'till Mike leaves," Emmett said "I don't want to miss anything funny"

"Fine." Edward grumbled

"It's okay." Alice said "Mike's just going to come over to say good-bye to Bella and then leave."

"Good," Jasper said "I really need to hunt"

"Come on Jazz," Alice gabbed his hand and was tugging him to his feet "We can wait outside for you guys."

"Okay, see you in a couple minutes." Rosalie called. They were just out the door when Mike sauntered over.

"So Bella," he said "I'm going to have to cut out now. Will I see you at the ten-year reunion?" True answer: not a chance in the world. What I said:

"I don't know right now Mike. I guess we'll find out in five years."

"Okay," he said "I'll see you around then."

"Uh huh," I sort of grumbled "See you around." Finally he left.

"We can leave now," Emmett said "All the fun's over now"

"Finally," Rosalie said "Lets get out of here"

"Yeah" I agreed.

We were just walking out the front door of the gym when we heard a shout. It was Mike. He slipped on a patch of ice and cut himself on a rock. There was blood everywhere. I ran the other way. Edward and Emmett ran towards Jasper, but it was to late. He bit Mike.

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