Mazzy and Penguina walk into the blue and pink room to tell the boys that they were gonna have to do the pick up lines again.
"Hey guys, yall ready to sprout out some more lovely pick up lines for our wonderful readers?"
"…..No"
"Im not doing it again"
"As long as im not one of the ones up" and various other replies come from everyone
"Too bad, you have no choice. Plus I know some of yall actually like this. So anybody wanna go first or are me or Mazzy gonna have to pick some one?"
The boys all give each other and decided to submit to their fate. But still no one really wanted to go first
Syrus speaks up from his spot to Bandit Keith were he had been comparing metal and droid monsters "I guess since no one is gonna come forward you can choose who goes first"
"Okay!" Mazzy's face lights up in a big smile "umm… how about you go Yami Marik?"
Yami Marik glares at Mazzy "im the embodiment of hatred, I don't do pick up lines. Pick up lines would imply that I have feelings other than revenge or destruction"
"If you go now I won't ask for you to go for a good long while. And you can do what ever you want for your line"
"No."
"Ill gives you weapons of mass destruction"
"… I will give it a shot"
"Yay!" Mazzy runs up and gives Yami Marik a big hug "Thankyouthankyouthankyou!"
"Get off me mortal!" He yells at Mazzy pushing her off "do that again and ill murder you"
Mazzy holds up both hands in front of her "okay. Wont happens again. "
"Now your line please" Penguina says to Yami Marik reminding him that he had to do a line then he could get the weapons
"See this?" He does that weird thing that scares Penguina to hell and gone with his tongue "Do you know where I can do that? Preferably on your body?" he then laughs at Penguins and Mazzy's disgusted looks
"I think im going to have another reason to have nightmares about that guy now..." Penguin says before hiding behind Mazzy's legs "Can Twistin go next mazz?" she asks
"Uh yeah sure" Mazzy says as she picks up Penguina and holds her tight "Tristan?"
"I don't won't to scare Penguina like Yami Marik did so ill try to come up with something that won't scar her"
"Thank you"
"Hey she said at the beginning I could do whatever for my line" Yami Marik says in response to all the glare s that were being directed at him
Everyone ignores him as Tristan smiles and says "got my line- I learned 21 letters of the alphabet but I always forgo T*"
"Thank you that was a nice Yeah Ryo I forgot "Mazzy looks at a sheet of paper in her hand "You won last time with a total of…. Two votes and Thief King Bakura comes in second with a vote of one"
"With a vote of two he won? So only three people voted?"
"No… only one person voted…." Mazzy slowly starts hiding behind Penguina
"ONE PERSON?!" everybody shouts
"But if only one person voted then how Ryo did get two votes and I get one?" Thief King Bakura asks Mazzy
"Yea uh one person gave you their vote then gave another vote to him. Then some other people said they loved Ryo's so I just kind of assumed that they would place their vote with him so that's how he got his votes"
"So since I won do get a prize or some thing?" Ryo asks
"I didn't think about prizes but you can have some tea if you want and that reminds me, Jaden!" Mazzy turns and looks around for the said duelist
Jaden jumps up from his seat "Yes?"
"You're next"
"Why?" he whines
"Because someone requested you and gave you a line. So be happy you're not coming up with one your self"
"Some one requested me? Cool" he smiles, jumps up from his seat and grabs the slip of paper Mazzy is holding out to him and reads it then stuffs it in his pocket "thanks a bunch yami yugi lover!"
"And your line is…..."
""Wow I always see ghosts but" he tilts his head slightly and smiles "I never thought I would see an angel"
"You may go back to your seat Jaden."
"Can I choose who goes next?" he gives Mazzy puppy dog eyes that rival Penguin's
Mazzy tries and fails to say no "sure, go ahead"
Looking around for a bit he points to Yuusei "uh you! Guy with a cool looking line thing on your face"
"Oh this should be interesting…" Penguina says from her spot in Mazzy's arms "don't you think so Mazzy?"
"Could be" she says smiling down at Penguina as Yuusei walks and gets the mike from Jaden.
"Could you give me a few minutes to think?" he asks
"You're the last one besides Yami going so yea sure take as long as you need"
"Im going?"
"Yup, you got requested to but you gotta come up with your own line"
"Well I guess ill go before Yuusei so that he has some time to think"
"I already said he has as long as he needs but alrighty you can go"
"Here it goes then –"he takes a deep breathe "Somebody call Hathor I think I just fell in love**" he says with a smile makes fangirls the world over heart's flutter
"Good job, I actually know who she is in your mythology Yami" Mazzy says
"oh really that good to know, hey Yuusei you have your line yet?"
"Just a minute" Yuusei says as he walks around in a circle around the room thinking up a line
"Five bucks says that he is gonna be like Ryo and come up with a line with a similar meaning" Penguina whispers in Mazzy's ear
"I don't know him very well but ive heard he's a perfect gentleman so I don't think he will but ill take that bet anyway" Mazzy whispers back
A few minutes pass before Yuusei says he got his line
"Your body's as addicting as Stardust. I need my fix so hand it over**"
"DAMMIT!" Mazzy yells
"Pay up" Penguina say holding out one fin for the money while smirking
"I don't have it. Pay you back later?"
Everyone is looking at each other wondering what they were talking about.
Mazzy and Penguina argue loudly for around twenty minutes before one of they boys threaten to take away their gummy bears.
"Fine but she still owes me the five dollars"
"But in don-"
"Thank you for reading this chapter of Yu-Gi-Oh Pick Up Lines readers. Hopefully you enjoyed it." Mokuba pops up from out of no where and interrupts Mazzy before her and Penguina start fighting.
A/N : as Mokuba just said in the story thank you for reading. Please review, reviews inspire me a lot.
Yugioh fan: seeing as I posted another chapter I would guess that, yes I can do more and I hope I can do plenty more.
yami yugi lover: THANK YOU SO MUCH! *hugs you *Sorry I just am so thankful for you giving Jaden that line. I had wanted to put Jaden in the first chapter but I couldn't think of what to come up with for his line so thank you once again. Glad you love this little story :)
English bouncer: whoa there! *turns you back into a person* didn't think Thief King's line would do that to anybody but I bet he's proud of himself.
**Yuusei's line is kinda a reference to Sephirex's BBT abridged movie where Stardust dragon is like a drug to him and he's addicted to it
* From Brooklyn615's Hetalia FAILED pick up lines YouTube videos
** Hathor is Egyptian goddess of love
And once again thanks for reading this fic :) also anybody got five buck I can borrow to give to Penguina?
