A/N: So it turns out some of you have actually read the Cambridge Latin Course stories lol. So, yes, this is based off the Vilbia story arc lol. This chapter is entirely in script format so everything in these little [things] is stage direction and umm…here it is!

[House and Wilson are walking to the hospital of Cuddy. Wilson, although he is House's friend, is mocking him]

House: Where are you Wilson? I order you to stand near me.

Wilson: I am here. By Hercules! How fortunate I am! I am to stand by a man of your courage. For you are stronger than Mars himself.

House: You speak the truth. I once diagnosed three thousand patients.

Wilson: and all the girls love you, because you are strong and handsome. That Cameron, having caught sight of you yesterday, was in love at once.

House: What did she say?

Wilson: She eagerly asked me, "Is that Hercules?"

I responded, "No, it is his brother" then the stethoscope, which another girl gave you, I handed over to Cameron.

"House, a doctor of great skill gives you this stethoscope for free" I said. Cameron, having received the stethoscope, replied to me,

"How handsome is House! How generous! I want to have a chat with him"

House: Oh dear! Surely this girl is troublesome? It is difficult for me to avoid girls. I am too handsome

Wilson: Look! We have arrived at the hospital of Cuddy. Perhaps inside is Cameron, who adores you like a god.

[They enter the hospital]

A/N: Yay! Lol. Sorry it was so short, blame the book, not me. Please review to find out what happens next lol.

-Remy