Chapter Two

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Sasuke and Sakura made a mad dash towards the exit as their friends ended up being split up; Naruto and Hinata went down the stairwell, Neji and Tenten ran down the south hallway to the lunch room, Shikamaru and Temari hid in one of the empty classrooms.

"Are they always this blood -thirsty?" Sakura questioned.

"Aa,"

Sakura sighed," We're going to miss lunch right?"

Sasuke closed his eyes in exasperation; realize that they would miss lunch, "Aa."

"Stupid fangirls," Sakura mumbled under her breath.

Suddenly Sasuke phone rang; he dug into his pockets and fished it out. "What is it Dobe?"

"You guys can come to our regular lunch area now, Tsunade-obaasan got rid of them, and they're in lunch DT right now." Naruto told him.

Sakura laughed, "Serves them right."

"Hn, we'll be there in a few."

"Haha I love the principle," Sakura smiled brightly.

"Aa, just don't get on her nerves."

"Aa,"


On their way to the cherry blossom tree, the regular lunch spot, a girl with uneven green hair came up with a small cake in hand. It was beautifully decorated with strawberries in the shaped of a heart with chocolate curls around it.

She held it up in a timid manner, "H-hope you like it Sasuke-kun."

Sasuke looked from the cake to her face then back to the cake debating whether to take it or not. But he hated sweets, the cake going to end up in the trash anyways.

Sakura nudged Sasuke in the arm, telling him to take it but he sent her a look that said 'I hate sweets.'

'Too bad, take it!' Sakura shot him a glare.

His limp hand that was at his side slowly rose up to take it.

"Ahem," a shrill voice from behind spoke up. "Sasuke-kun doesn't like sweets."

"Ino move, no one wants to see your sorry little fake ass," Temari glared.

Yamanaka Ino, the bitch on the block, president of Sasuke's fan club. Luscious, beautiful long blonde hair and ocean blue eyes. Too bad her attitude overcame those features.

"Shut the hell up Temari," Ino retorted. Then she turned her attention back to the green haired girl. "What are still doing here slut."

'Ha she must be talking about herself.' Sakura scoffed inwardly.

Finding some inner strength, the girl spoke with a new found attitude. "Who are you calling a slut; I think you're talking about yourself."

Ino jaw dropped, 'That little bitch!'

She took the cake out of the girl's hand and ….

'SMACK!'

The once pretty cake was now on the girl's face, whipped cream was all over the girl's green hair.

A round of gasp were heard.

"That was totally unnecessary. " Sakura commented as she pulled out a pack of tissue and began helping the girl clean her face.

"I warned her, "Ino shrugged like it was no big deal and made her way towards Sasuke and latched on his arm. Sasuke attempted to shake her off but she was glued to it like a parasite.

"Get off Ino,"

"Aww Sasuke-kun don't be like that," she batted her eye lashes thinking it would work on him.

Everyone else was sure to barf internally at the sight displayed.

"I don't think I can eat ramen anymore," Naruto imitated some barfing sounds.

Tenten gave him a look of incredulity, "Really now? No more ramen for the rest of your life? Really?"

Naruto realized what he just said and let out an awkward laugh, "Actually…"

"Just like I thought, you can't even go a day without ramen, idiot." Tenten rolled her eyes.

"There you go," Sakura said as she wiped off the last smudge of whipped cream on the girl's face. "Hi I'm Sakura, you?"

"U-uwamaru Akame ,"

Sakura smiled, "Nice to meet you Akame."

She helped Akame up and turned to Ino with a death glare that rivaled Sasuke's.

"And you, how could you do something so cruel? She was just trying to offer Sasuke some cake." Sakura stated. "How would you feel if you offer Sasuke some cake and had someone smack it upon your face?"

Ino scoffed, "Like that would ever happen to me because Sasuke-kun loves me."

"Oh really," her bright emerald eyes narrowed into slits. She took a handful of what was left of the cake and threw it square into Ino's oh so beautiful face.

Ino shrieked, "My hair!"

"See you wouldn't like it if I did that would you? Oh wait I just did,"

"You're going to pay bitch!" Ino lunged at Sakura but Sasuke pulled her out of the way while the other guys pulled Ino away to Tsunade's office.

"Are you crazy?" Sasuke hissed, his eyes narrowing.

"Maybe", Sakura shrugged, "But that blonde had it coming."

"Hn, true." Sasuke agreed. "But still, you're so weird."

"I'm not your typical girl."

"Hn, well typical girls don't walk around with pink hair."

"Says the person with the stupid Chicken-ass hair."

The two were face to face in a stare down. It was quite an amusing scene, considering Sakura was at least a head shorter than Sasuke, so he towered over her.

From afar, Akame stood there forgotten, slowly she felt herself dislike the rosette even though she had helped her. Jealousy began running through her veins.

'I should be in her shoes not her!' Akame hands clenched into a fist. 'You better watch it Sakura, it's not going to be Ino you're going to need to watch out, but me.'

With that being said, Akame turned around and left the scene as a totally different person.


After school, in an out of character manner, Sasuke offered to go get some frozen yogurt since the group somehow convinces him to it. But then Naruto threaten to give one of his crazy fangirls his phone number.

'Damn that stupid dobe.' He thought as he opened the door to the frozen yogurt store.

He tilted his head towards the store as if saying 'ladies first'.

"Hey Sasuke sweetie," a mid-age lady at the counter greeted with a smile. "Who's the girl you got there?"

Sasuke bowed in respect, "Aunt Makemi, this is Sakura."

Seeing this Sakura did the same thing," Good afternoon Makemi-san."

"Oh no need for the san dear, it makes me feel old." Makemi-san came around the counter and pinched Sasuke's cheeks and Sakura's too, "Aww aren't you two a cute couple?"

"C-couple?" A blush crept up Sakura's cheeks as Sasuke's neck burned. Letting out an uneasy laugh, "Haha, I think you're mistaking the situation Makemi-san. We're not a couple, just friends."

"Aa,"

"Oh really," Makemi-san looked at her nephew with a knowing smirk. "I recalled a promise you made when you were little now, that you would bring your little girlfriend here on your guys first date."

That did not make the situation any better, not one bit.

Little Sasuke sat on the counter eating his frozen yogurt with a smile, not a smirk, a smile.

"What are you smiling about Sasuke?" Makemi-san asked her beloved nephew seeing that he was most definitely out of character sitting there smiling like an idiot.

"Hn, this yogurt flavor is good." He replied.

"Really? I guess it's too bad then," Makemi-san faked a frown.

"Why?"

"Well because that flavor is scheduled to be removed,"

"What? But it's the only flavor I like," Little Sasuke cried. "Can't you do anything about it? You're the store owner!"

"Hmmm….alright how about we make a promise?" Makemi-san suggested with a mysterious gleam in her eyes. "You'll bring your first lover here for a date."

Sasuke wriggled his nose in disgust, "Girls have cooties."

"So Aunt Makemi has cooties because she's a girl?"

Sasuke shook his head, "No."

Makemi put her pinkie out, "If I keep this flavor, you'll bring your first lover here?"

Sasuke nodded, "Pinkie promise."

He sighed heavily, "Obasan….can't I come here with a new friend to eat some yogurt?"

"Alright, alright, go on enjoy your beloved yogurt." Makemi-san smiled.

He walked passed his aunt with Sakura behind him, stopping at the counter he handed her a red cup. Then he proceeded to fill it up to the top with wedding cake flavored yogurt.

"Wait a second I thought you hated sweets." Sakura interrupted.

Sasuke smirked, "Aa but this is the only exception, and strawberries."

He filled his cup with strawberries too, "One they're red like tomatoes and two they taste almost like them."

Sakura looked at him with a raised eyebrow and mouthed 'weird'.

"Umm…what flavor should I get? Strawberry? Brownie batter? Or perhaps cheesecake?" She tapped her chin while surveying all of the flavors.

"Hn, get the wedding cake one and filled it with strawberries."

"Alright," Sakura filled her cup to the top just like Sasuke's.

They went to the counter to weigh it, Sasuke pulled out his wallet and took out a twenty but a hand stopped him. "It's on me Sasuke."

"Hn, you say that every time." Sasuke didn't pay her but stuffed the twenty into the tip jar and walked outside.

"That little bastard," Makemi-san's mumbled causing Sakura to laugh. "Watch him for me will ya."

Sakura nodded and too left.


"Some gentlemen you are," Sakura mocked, "leaving a girl alone in a yogurt shop."

"Hn,"

"Oh okay just go into your stoic self again."

"Just shut up and eat your damn yogurt,"

His attitude caused her to laugh yet again, "Bright up will ya. We're eating the world's best yogurt and you're still in that crappy mood of yours? Shame, shame, shame."

"Hn,"

Unexpectedly, frozen yogurt was flung at his face; it slid down is cheek and left a trail after it fell to the ground. He opened his eyes and found Sakura clutching her stomach laughing hysterically.

'So that's how you want to play?'

Taking a spoonful of yogurt, he bent the spoon back and released it. The frozen yogurt landed dead center on her face.

"Oh you're dead Uchiha." Sakura threatened as she loaded her spoon up.

Frozen yogurt flew everywhere, nearby people looked at the two smiling and thinking 'aren't they a cute couple?'

Sakura ran around the park trying to avoid the flying yogurt while laughing like crazy and shrieking as the cold substance hit her in the face. He loaded his spoon with yogurt ammo and flung it through the air, landing itself into Sakura's pink hair. In another situation he would've been dead, but Sakura was having too much fun to be angry. She tackled him to a ground and dumped the remaining yogurt all over his obnoxious chicken-ass hair. To get even, Sasuke pulled her into a headlock and rubbed some of it into her hair causing her to laugh out a scream.

"Sasuke!"

"Hn,"


A/N: Sweet! Two updates in a day! Do I hear applauses? ;) Hope you liked it and review! The more reviews, the more updates even if it's just a one word review.