Project Orange

"Project Orange?" Suzaku asked.

"Yes." C.C. said, grinning. She reached into a box and retrieved a slice of cold pizza.

Lelouch gave her a look. "Pizza still?" he asked. He sniffed. "And how old is it?"

"Just old enough to be cold." came the reply through a mouthful of cheese. "Now," she swallowed "which of you was the candidate?"

"Woah, what?" asked Suzaku.

"Project Orange is a way for two males to have children." C.C. explained. "So I'm asking, does he hump you, or is he still shy and bottom?"

"C.C.!" Lelouch snapped.

Suzaku snickered at his lover's response. "He bottoms." he replied, trying to hide his grin behind his hand.

Lelouch sat down and sighed. "Yeah, I'm the candidate." he said. He idly looked at some of the sketches and models on C.C.'s desk. "So, which method did you perfect?"

"Both, actually." C.C. answered. "So, which method?"

"Wait, just a moment." said Suzaku. "What, exactly, is this 'method' you're talking about? What's this going to do to Lelouch?"

"Oh, I guess I should explain. Project Orange is a method for forming a uterus and entryway into a man's body in order for him to be able to get pregnant like a woman." C.C. said casually.

Suzaku blinked, trying to envision his lover pregnant. His cheeks reddened slightly when what he came up with made him hard in the pants.

"The first method was designed to be a patch that goes in the space between the balls and anus. It's reapplied every morning, forming the sexual organs over a period of thirty days. During those thirty days, he may become lightheaded, nauseous, and cranky due to the large amounts of estrogen being introduced to his system. He may also involuntarily lactate. After that, he's quite able to have sex and make babies."

Lelouch rolled his eyes, hoping the second method would be better and easier than the first. He didn't want to have to worry about vomiting or fainting; he did enough of the later any time he had to spend more than eight hours in the throne room.

Suzaku swallowed. "And the second method?"

"It's a bit more complex, but the results are the same. The candidate is put under, and a tube, like a vacuum hose, is placed on the space between the balls and anus, and nano-machines rebuild that part of the body to include a pussy and uterus."

"Still can't say it, can you?" asked Lelouch.

"Neither can you, smarty-pants." C.C. countered. She turned to Suzaku and continued. "The process takes about two hours, but the candidate can't have sex until he's been cleared by the practitioner that performed the surgery." Her golden eyes narrowed. "And I mean any kind of sex."

"Are there any effects aside from that?" Lelouch asked.

"The usual: vomiting, tiredness, fainting spells, crankiness. It's recommended that you have a personal medical team available and on hand at all times before this is done."

Lelouch smiled softly. "This actually sounds good."

Suzaku looked at him. "Lelouch, why would you even consider doing this? What has gotten into you?"

"You did." Lelouch replied, gently taking Suzaku's hand. "That's why I want to do this. I don't want our heir to be something my parents take away from my brothers; I want it to be ours."

Suzaku could see that there was no arguing with his beloved prince. "Alright, Lelouch." He gently and lightly caressed his lover's cheek. "Who's on the medical team?"

"C.C. will head the team, and anyone she deems safe can come along with her." Lelouch replied. "Which method did you prefer, Suzaku?"

"Why ask me?"

"Because you'll have to live with me and the repercussions of whichever method's chosen."

"The nano-machine seemed the safer option." Suzaku replied.

C.C. nodded and handed Lelouch a clip board. "Fill this out, then put this on and wait for me in there." She pointed to a room behind two swinging brown doors. "Fluffy will have to wait here in this room."

Suzaku was about to say something when C.C. stuck her head out the door to the main room and shouted "SHIRLEY! NUNALLY! OP ROOM, NOW!"

Lelouch sighed. "I forgot my sister was training here." he mumbled as he finished filling out the form.

"So, which one is your sister?" Suzaku asked.

"Nunally." Lelouch replied. He got up and stepped behind the divider to change into the hospital gown. "She's younger than me by about a year, but she's been studying under C.C. for almost three years now."

"She must be very smart."

"She is." Lelouch stepped out and looked at Suzaku. "I love you." he whispered, giving Suzaku a kiss before he vanished into the operating room.