well's heres chapter 2... hope you like it...
tell me what you think. what you think i should do? i have a few other chapters.. but not sure if i should put them up...
a week had passed,the sun had just came over the mountains and now shining on the akatsuki's hideout, all of the akatsuki members were sitting around the living room, the TV was on, somewhere playing with art stuff, some feeling sexy about themselves, most just watching the cooking show on.
"so... who has to wake them kid's up today?" kisami asked eating a sandwich, "Me and sasoir-danna have to. Un!" deidara answered with a yawn
"tobi wants to see the cute girl's again. Can they hangout with me?" tobi seemed a little to happy about the newer members.
"for the tenth time,tobi they will work for all of use" light said " I just wanna eat them...but we need them" black said, everyone looked at zetsu with the same face 'oh my god'.
With that deidara and sasori stood up and headed for the stairs but everyone followed, wanted to see how and what will happen when kumo and kami get there wake up call. this was always for them,
They went to the first door on the right, a plane green door. Deidara knocked three times. Then again. His eye began to twitch, he kicked the door open to find kumo still sleeping like a baby, everyone chuckled making deidara madder.
"Hey! Wake up or I'm going to blow your ass up! Un!" but kumo didn't move she just made a moaning sound, everyone had a what the fuck face. Deidara yelled again, then kumo jumped out of bed wearing t-shirt and sweat pants itachi had blushed at kumo's cuteness as kumo points at deidara "shut up! Another min and I could have been up to my ears with sexy guy's in the hot tub!" kumo then looked like she was about to cry then.
she walked over to the dresser and pulled out a black t-shirt and blue leopard print skinny jeans, she then looked over her shoulder " do you mind...? or do you wanna see me get naked" she kinda winked at the end.
Everyone made a eek sound and took off running down the hallway to kami's room some with blushes on there face, they all stop at a black door with a small sign on it in red letter's ' Do not Disturb, or die'.
Deidara knocked three times, no answer. "Not again" Kakuzu mumbled "I don't get payed enough...to have to wake people up. I am not a maid, I'll see you down stairs" he then walked off. "he's right" kisami said following Kakuzu, zetsu was nowhere.
Deidara opens the door to see kami still sleeping, "not again" he mumbled "Hey!Wake up! Un!" kami rolled over mumbling, " hidan you got a big mouth.." sasori started " Fuck you..." hidan crossed his arms " wake her up!" sasori yelled at him, hidan then walked over to her and graded her shoulders and shook her. " wake up you little shit!" he yelled. Kumo walked past the door " your gonna die now" she smiled continuing on her way. Kami's eyes shot open, pushing hidan off her.
"what the fuck people! It's like eight in the damn morning! I need to sleep!" kami had jumped out of bed her baggy shirt was buttoned up lazily, some of her black panties showed.
The males blushed " what the hell are ya' looking' at ya' pervs!" she pushed them all out of her room, slamming the door shut, she then picked out a sleeveless black t-shirt and red skinny jeans tacked in to combat boots.
Kami walked down the stairs to the kitchen, to see kumo way to into eating her ice cream cone she was holding "having fun?" kami asked her, kumo jumped "shut up!" she finished it, throwing away the stick part
" oh great not you to!Un!" deidara walked around the corner, he raised his hand to get a glass from the cup board when his palm's Tongue popped out.
"whoa! That must be really helpful when you wanna 'get it up'!" kumo yelled out laughing her ass off, kami just had a what the fuck face "..."
"shut the hell up or I'm gonna blow you up!un!" deidara yelled madly, " that line doesn't help you out so much deidara... think about it" kami had a bit of a giggle in her voice. Deidara though for a moment and blushed dark red, but didn't say anything.
"what the fuck is all the yelling about?"hidan bitched, "I was almost asleep then you fucks wake me up with your yelling!" hidan pointed at them. "wow someone is moody today" kami mumbled " when isn't he?" deidara commented back. "i can show you how 'moody' I can be, just come to my room" hidan winked at kami.
Itachi then walked in " we are trying to work you know, well some of us so please shut up or I'll make you" he threatened them all. Deidara had a shocked look on his face ' even me, that ass?' he though.
"oh?" kami stared but kumo leaned near kami ear "please don't start anything with him, I kinda like him" kumo said with a light blush
"Fine then kumo-chan I won't... at least not yet."She said grinning, but trying to hold it back, kumo blushed, looking at itachi from out of the Corner of her eyes.
"oh fuck no! Whats going on? Whos doing what!" hidan meanly said " don't worry yourself, she doesn't like you, I mean who would?"she said 'damn,I kinda do' she then thought to herself.
'the only other two are the drag queen and the uchiha boy hidan though chuckling to himself, Itachi and deidara raised there eye brow hidan then grabbed a drink and walked out of the kitchen.
"well this is getting weird, I'll see ya all later" deidara waved and quickly stepped out.
"Itachi?" kami asked "hm?" he turned to her " what are our jobs for the day?" "nothing,just stay out of the way for now..." he answered coldly he then looked at kumo from the corner of his eyes ' your gonna become mine one day girl' he thought smirking, walking out of the kitchen.
" hey kami" kisami then appeased " your a girl right? " well last time I had a shower I had boobs and stuff" she said emotionless her eye kinda twitching " no, no not that like, I mean you know what girls like?" "yeah... I guess..." "my money!" Kakuzu cut her off " not all of'em. I don't!" she said, kumo-cham nudged kami's shoulder " I'll be out there watching TV, if you need help just yell rape!" she smiled and walked off. 'what?' she thought. " well you know, woman be shopping..." Kakuzu continued.
"oh does that make you a female then Kakuzu?" kami asked "just tell me what to buy!" kisami cried out "candy and roses..." kami answered " and some kinda food" Kakuzu fined her line then walked out of the kitchen kami and kisami continuing talking.
Meanwhile in the living room Itachi sat with kumo on the sofa " um, so you like anime too?" Itachi asked "you bet!" kumo answered.
The day continued on, not much happening then sasori, pain and konan came home with bags of food
"zetsu has the supper bag's everyone so sit down at the table!" pain called out to everyone as they sat with there partners, kumo sat beside Itachi and kami sat beside hidan, the only chairs left at the end of the table.
"great, we'll be eating some human,un!" deidara joked "w-w-what?" kumo felt sick now " lovely deidara now no one will eat the sweet and sour chicken we got!" sasori scolded him like a wife would. " I had to give zetsu the money! My money!" Kakuzu pointed out. "shut up or I'll eat you all" black zetsu said now passing food out to everyone. "now please be nice" white zetsu said.
"you know... I could have made this for a lot cheaper" kami said taking a bit "for real!" Kakuzu now seemed happier "with out the veggies at least" hidan said picking them out, kisami slowly got seconds after everyone was done, kami and konan had to do the dishes, kami just stared at konan "what?" she said "i worked with jairya to much...your just... hot!"kami answered "oh, thank you." konan blushed.
At night everyone got into Pj's and watched a movie for a bit before leader told them to go to sleep.
As kumo was getting up to go to her room she could feel someone watching her.
To Be Continued...
