Dreamdropsify, Agenda
"YAAA!KIIIIIIYYYYYAAA!"BOOM! CRASH! Yup. Me trying to break iron bars with a sort of metal. Jesus Christ, they wouldn't give in. Frigg. If I wanted to make it home, it would require a lot of gore and not to mention a hell lot of yelling. Plus some random twist that everyone back home would laugh their butts off at.
"Jesus...damn bars.." I had gotten hungry. Not to mention ready to drop. So, I fell down where I stood, my chains rattling on the ground. Panting, I tried to stand up as so to resume my assult on the iron bars. But there was probably an easier way...
I had watched the other Epic Jump Maps enough to know that Bodil40 liked to be a troll. So, I felt around in the darkest corners, and my hand rubbed against something, small. What?
I pulled it out. The mini device is about the size of my pupil, and has 6 jittery legs, at least, they LOOK like legs. There are little claws at the end of each leg that can probably hold a speck of dust. It was about the same tone as my hair, which looked kind of black-brown, like it did in real life. The little device scuttled up my arm, into my hair, and stopped. I fingered the spot where it disappeared, but only my hair was there.
"Would you like to transport to deadlox,SkythekidRS, and MinecraftUniverse?"
"GAAAH! What the FUCK was that?" This female, robotic sounding voice like the one you hear on GPS's all the time came into my ear.
"Would you like to tr-"
"Nonononononono-"
"Request denied." I sighed, sinking down a little more. Shaking, I knew better than to do this, add my tendency to get nervous -when anyone older than me who I consider famous or pretty cool comes up- and not speak.
I heard something, voices. My eyes widened. Oh SHIT. Not any voices. SQUID voices. OUT OF ALL THE MISERABLE THINGS, WHY DID IT HAVE TO BE SQUIDS? I hate Bodil SOOO bad right now it's unreal. God DAMN, RGGGHHH! One wor-no, four: Squids, go to hell. PLEASE. Then I can escape and make it all better and I can go home.
This thought flares up something that I want to try...
"Can I transport to...katekate21?" My mother's profile...will it work?
"Real life?" My heart is pounding. Yesyesyesyes!
"Yes!" I'm smiling, imagining the look on her face...
"Transporting..."
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"Mom? Is that..." A gasp. She whirls around in her chair, looking at me.
"Where have- gah! You're...you're...floating." I look down and, yup, my feet aren't landing anytime soon.
"Hmm...hold on..." I focused on the cell. She was a little more faded, but there. I focused on her and realized I was a little transparent.
"I think..a hologram? I didn't realize...Mom, I guess you're seeing...hologram me..hehe...it's funny a little.."
"A hologram? Really?" She's giving me the angry, you're not telling the truth look. I get it a lot.
"I'm not kidding. Really...why else can I float? Lying?" She sighs. Really, it is a reasonable explanation...
"It's just...I don't know what happened..."She looks away.
"It's fine...can I speak to sis?" I don't want to say her name, yet.
"Yes...she's in her room..."Slowly, I make my way through the hallway. The door swings open when I touch it. She's sitting on the floor, drawing as usual. Her blond hair falls over her eyes like a curtain. When she looks up, violet eyes pirece mine. They get big in the matter of a split second. Should have knocked.
"OHMYGODWHATTHEFUCKAREYOUDOIN GHEREWHEREDIDYOUGO?!"She tackles me and says that line very fast. Jesus Christ...
"Hi..."
"Where'd you go?! You just..."
"You remember those Epic Jump maps? Bodil's?"
"Yeah...the troll's?" I laugh. She calls him the troll because of how tricky he is. Like, how in the Sisterhood of the Traviling pants, Carmen calls her mother's boss the stalker. It's hilarious to me, because she's only 5.
"Well, I found the 5th one, you were there...and it's pretty complicated. See, the squids have got me and deadlox, and they also dragged Sky and MCU in there too, to get rid of Sky and...umm...take over his youtube channel, I think. I THINK. It's not for sure, but that's what it seems like.
"And another thing...I can hear them and they're annoying as FUCK. They haven't spoken to me, but I've heard enough to last a lifetime. More than enough."
"Wait...then you're here..."
"Yup, hologram. I don't even know how THAT works, so please don't ask."
"Hmm..." She bites her lip."But then, if they have deadlox, why do they have you?"
"I don't know, maybe like the damsel in distress or something."
"It'd be pretty annoying, though, if the squids took over Sky's channel. I'd probably just kill them, reduce the amount of annoyance they'd make." She's grinning. The look on her face just says that she'd be more than happy to kill squids. She hasn't really seen one yet, so she's lucky. But she's seen youtube, and she knows how much Sky hates them. To be honest, I'm starting to wonder if she played after I went in...
"I'd just report every squid video possible. EVERY ONE. Anyways, I'd better get going..."
"See ya. Can you do something for me?" She whispers something in my ear that makes no sense to me at all, and then I leave.
"I'm so sick of this place...gah, I'm just gonna break loose...KYAAAAAHHH!" Banging commenced again...
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"So, what you're saying is that we have to get you out, find the exit, AND make sure to get out alive. Sounds simple." Jason was summarizing what Ty had just told them, and his summary made it look like a piece of cake. Except, it wasn't.
"Well, if you look at it this way... but the exit's nowhere near me, for sure, unless the squids had one of their stupidest groups build the place. And I think that there's a certain hallway here...and then to the left another row of cells. Both of them don't stop, and they're all musty. The only way you can see in is if the door's open, or I'm pressing my face into the bars." Ty had drawn a map of the squid's base. It looked kinda huge, but it wasn't too late to just...never mind, it was too late to get help.
"When do we start?" Adam leaned forwards, eyes shining with joy. An adventure...and an Epic Jump map at that. Budder edition.
"Now."
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OMG THIS TOOK FOREVAR
allagenda: no shit it did
I WANNA PLAY EJMBE BUT I DON'T HAVE A MINECRAFT ACCOUNT...NYEH
allagenda: do you have caps lock, cause i don't have any capital letters here
NO THE SHIFT KEY'S STUCK
allagenda: ohhh...happened to crystal the other day, didn't it/ argghhh damn shift key
Dreamdropsify: like hell IT DID what the FUCK WHY are my WORDS RANDOMLY turning into YELLS?
IDK
allagenda: well at least it works a little... thanks for reading chapter 2 of ejmbe. see ya later
BYE!
Dreamdropsify: peace OUT!
