TOLD YA I'LL BE BACK! HAPPY 10TH ANNIVERSITY! WOOT WOOT!
(Static)
Fiyero: Ok. Boq and I have been sitting in the corner for 3 hours.
Boq: Uh…it's been 5 minutes.
Fiyero: I don't care. It took long. Ok. That (points to the bathroom) was scary.
Boq: And disturbing.
Fiyero: Yeah. Disturbing.
(Both hear a girl moaning at the door and begins knocking rapidly on in)
Fiyero: What was that?
Boq: I don't know. (gets the bat ready and comes to the door)
Fiyero: (comes over with you) ok. I open the door on the count of three. And you swing the bat. If you get the head…Thank you Ozma!
Boq: Ok. 1.
Fiyero: 2…
Both: 3!
(They open the door and was about to hit the zombie. But it was Elphaba)
Elphaba: (yawns tiredly) What the?
Boq: Elphaba?
Fiyero: Fae? What are you doing here?
Elphaba: I forgot my history report. I left it here.
Fiyero: Oh. It' over there.
Elphaba: (yawns) Thanks Yero. My hero! (gets the paper and then was about to walk out) Why are you both scared. You look like I'm about to rob you're dorm.
Fiyero: (says on camera) Ladies and Gentlemen. This is my beautiful girl Elphaba! My one and only love.
Elphaba: Why are you videotaping me?
Fiyero: I'm making a project. And we're scared because we saw a zombie movie. And-
Elphaba: Ozian Zombie Attack? I hate that movie. Long before I came here, I watched this, and then I haven't slept for 3 weeks.
Fiyero: Oh…We heard moaning, and thought you're a zombie.
Elphaba: Well I'm not. I just woke up. I'm tired. (stretches)
Boq: Fiyero? The arm?
Fiyero: Oh yeah. Fae, there's an arm in the toilet, and then we freaked out. So please. Can you check it out?
Elphaba: (sighs) ok…But first. Let me tell you. I trust you, half the time. But if you both are really terrified. I'll check. (Walks in and then walks out) Are you sure there was an arm in there?
Fiyero: There was… I swear.
Elphaba: Well… There's no arm in there.
Fiyero and Boq: What?
(Static)
Elphaba: See? No arm. (Points to the toilet)
Fiyero: It can't be. What if the zombie got out.
Elphaba: Ok. First of all. How did it come out when toilet pipes are small. And second, maybe it's a fake arm that has wires or something.
Boq: But wire plugs don't work underwater…And when I saw it. I didn't see a plug.
(Suspense music)
Fiyero: Where in Oz did it come from?
Elphaba: Creepy…
Boq: I know… It happened a while ago…
Elphaba: Something got my back (turns around and sees an arm poking out of the shower curtain and screams)
Fiyero and Boq: (screams)
(Static)
Fiyero: We're running! We're outside on campus and it's about 1:50 am.
Boq: I'm not going back.
Elphaba: Neither am I. Why don't you guys stay at our dorm tonight?
Fiyero: You used sarcasm when we asked you.
(flashback)
Fiyero: Hey...The pipe broke. And-
Elphaba: (sarcastically) Yes, you can stay at our dorm tonight.
Fiyero: YAY!
(flashback ends)
Elphaba: Ok, this time is important.
Fiyero: Let's go then.
Boq: (sighs) Galinda...I mean. Let's go!
Elphaba: Whatever.
