To: crew-list(at)normandy-cerberus-org
From: jmoreau(at)normandy-cerberus-org
Subject: Khalisah al-Jilani EPIC FAIL

Hey everybody, check this out – Shepard tells Khalisah al-Jilani what's what in an interview on the Citadel:

gww-youvid-com/r=b15wer2

Joker


To: crew-list(at)normandy-cerberus-org
From: kgoto(at)normandy-cerberus-org
Subject: Re: Khalisah al-Jilani EPIC FAIL

Damn, Shep, that was some PWNAGE! Way to go!

Kasumi Goto
Infiltrator and Thief Extraordinaire


To: crew-list(at)normandy-cerberus-org
From: ashepard(at)normandy-cerberus-org
Subject: Re: Khalisah al-Jilani EPIC FAIL

You know, I was actually trying to make a serious point in that interview about all the soldiers who died defending the Council.

Still, if I have to be associated with an extranet meme, I suppose I could do worse than "Khalisah al-Jilani EPIC FAIL."

Amanda Shepard
Commanding Officer, Normandy SR-2


To: crew-list(at)normandy-cerberus-org
From: kgoto(at)normandy-cerberus-org
Subject: Re: Khalisah al-Jilani EPIC FAIL

Did you know they actually ripped off that interview for a scene in the season premiere of CSI: Tuchanka? Check it out here:

gww-youvid-com/r=ba235er

Kasumi Goto
Infiltrator and Thief Extraordinaire


To: crew-list(at)normandy-cerberus-org
From: lgoldstein(at)normandy-cerberus-org
Subject: Re: Khalisah al-Jilani EPIC FAIL

Kasumi Goto wrote:

"gww-youvid-com/r=ba235er"

RICKROLL'D! Hahahaha!

Lauren Goldstein
Junior Security Officer, Normandy SR-2


To: crew-list(at)normandy-cerberus-org
From: jtaylor(at)normandy-cerberus-org
Subject: Re: Khalisah al-Jilani EPIC FAIL

You should be thankful that Jack doesn't have her e-mail privileges back yet, Kasumi...

Jacob


To: crew-list(at)normandy-cerberus-org
From: tos(at)cerberus-org
Subject: users suspended

This is an automated notification from the Cerberus Terms of Service (TOS) VI. As subscribers of crew-list(at)normandy-cerberus-org, you are hereby informed that the privileges of two list subscribers have been revoked due to a recent TOS infraction. Details follow.

User: kgoto(at)normandy-cerberus-org
Infraction: Extranet meme use of questionable comedic value
Action taken: User's Cerberus e-mail privileges suspended for 5 days
Follow-up: None required

User: lgoldstein(at)normandy-cerberus-org
Infraction: Laughing at extranet meme use of questionable comedic value
Action taken: User's Cerberus e-mail privileges suspended for 5 days
Follow-up: None required


To: crew-list(at)normandy-cerberus-org
From: tzorah(at)normandy-cerberus-org
Subject: Re: users suspended

Cerberus TOS VI wrote:

"questionable comedic value"

Heh. *Now* who's being generous?

Though, I have to ask - we can get suspended just for laughing at bad jokes? Daniels and I do that at least 3 or 4 times a day just to humor Donnelly.

Tali'Zorah vas Neema


To: crew-list(at)normandy-cerberus-org
From: tos(at)cerberus-org
Subject: user suspended

This is an automated notification from the Cerberus Terms of Service (TOS) VI. As subscribers of crew-list(at)normandy-cerberus-org, you are hereby informed that the privileges of a list subscriber have been revoked due to a recent TOS infraction. Details follow.

User: tzorah(at)normandy-cerberus-org
Infraction: Questioning judgment of the TOS VI
Action taken: User's Cerberus e-mail privileges suspended for 5 days
Follow-up: The TOS VI finds your lack of faith disturbing


To: crew-list(at)normandy-cerberus-org
From: msolus(at)normandy-cerberus-org
Subject: Re: user suspended

recent suspensions seem excessive. alteration of protocols possibly needed. first-offense warning system, perhaps? recommend reinstatement of e-mail privileges for recently suspended users.

mordin


To: crew-list(at)normandy-cerberus-org
From: gvakarian(at)normandy-cerberus-org
Subject: Re: user suspended

Yes, by all means, un-suspend them quickly - otherwise they might miss the latest flame wars and lame e-mail pranks.

Garrus


To: crew-list(at)normandy-cerberus-org
From: tos(at)cerberus-org
Subject: user suspended

This is an automated notification from the Cerberus Terms of Service (TOS) VI. As subscribers of crew-list(at)normandy-cerberus-org, you are hereby informed that the privileges of a list subscriber have been revoked due to a recent TOS infraction. Details follow.

User: gvakarian(at)normandy-cerberus-org
Infraction: Excessive snarkiness regarding utility of e-mail list
Action taken: User's Cerberus e-mail privileges suspended for 5 days
Follow-up: None required


To: crew-list(at)normandy-cerberus-org
From: jtaylor(at)normandy-cerberus-org
Subject: Re: user suspended

I'm probably going to get suspended for saying this, but these suspensions are getting a little out of hand. Shepard, Miranda, whoever - can someone do something about this VI?

Jacob


To: crew-list(at)normandy-cerberus-org
From: tos(at)cerberus-org
Subject: user suspended

This is an automated notification from the Cerberus Terms of Service (TOS) VI. As subscribers of crew-list(at)normandy-cerberus-org, you are hereby informed that the privileges of a list subscriber have been revoked due to a recent TOS infraction. Details follow.

User: jmoreau(at)normandy-cerberus-org
Infraction: Unauthorized hacking of TOS VI e-mail suspension protocols
Action taken: User's Cerberus e-mail privileges suspended for 15 days; unauthorized suspensions revoked
Follow-up: None required


To: crew-list(at)normandy-cerberus-org
From: ashepard(at)normandy-cerberus-org
Subject: Re: user suspended

Well, that explains that.

Someone please remind me to get Joker a coloring book next time we stop at Citadel Souvenirs - he's clearly in dire need of something to do.

Amanda Shepard
Commanding Officer, Normandy SR-2


To: crew-list(at)normandy-cerberus-org
From: jack(at)normandy-cerberus-org
Subject: back online

OK, I have my e-mail unlocked, and Shepard says I have to try to play nice with you idiots, so...I apologize.

And Donnelly, I won't rip your head off with a warp field.

Yet.