To: crew-list(at)normandy-cerberus-org
From: jmoreau(at)normandy-cerberus-org
Subject: Khalisah al-Jilani EPIC FAIL
Hey everybody, check this out – Shepard tells Khalisah al-Jilani what's what in an interview on the Citadel:
gww-youvid-com/r=b15wer2
Joker
To: crew-list(at)normandy-cerberus-org
From: kgoto(at)normandy-cerberus-org
Subject: Re: Khalisah al-Jilani EPIC FAIL
Damn, Shep, that was some PWNAGE! Way to go!
Kasumi Goto
Infiltrator and Thief Extraordinaire
To: crew-list(at)normandy-cerberus-org
From: ashepard(at)normandy-cerberus-org
Subject: Re: Khalisah al-Jilani EPIC FAIL
You know, I was actually trying to make a serious point in that interview about all the soldiers who died defending the Council.
Still, if I have to be associated with an extranet meme, I suppose I could do worse than "Khalisah al-Jilani EPIC FAIL."
Amanda Shepard
Commanding Officer, Normandy SR-2
To: crew-list(at)normandy-cerberus-org
From: kgoto(at)normandy-cerberus-org
Subject: Re: Khalisah al-Jilani EPIC FAIL
Did you know they actually ripped off that interview for a scene in the season premiere of CSI: Tuchanka? Check it out here:
gww-youvid-com/r=ba235er
Kasumi Goto
Infiltrator and Thief Extraordinaire
To: crew-list(at)normandy-cerberus-org
From: lgoldstein(at)normandy-cerberus-org
Subject: Re: Khalisah al-Jilani EPIC FAIL
Kasumi Goto wrote:
"gww-youvid-com/r=ba235er"
RICKROLL'D! Hahahaha!
Lauren Goldstein
Junior Security Officer, Normandy SR-2
To: crew-list(at)normandy-cerberus-org
From: jtaylor(at)normandy-cerberus-org
Subject: Re: Khalisah al-Jilani EPIC FAIL
You should be thankful that Jack doesn't have her e-mail privileges back yet, Kasumi...
Jacob
To: crew-list(at)normandy-cerberus-org
From: tos(at)cerberus-org
Subject: users suspended
This is an automated notification from the Cerberus Terms of Service (TOS) VI. As subscribers of crew-list(at)normandy-cerberus-org, you are hereby informed that the privileges of two list subscribers have been revoked due to a recent TOS infraction. Details follow.
User: kgoto(at)normandy-cerberus-org
Infraction: Extranet meme use of questionable comedic value
Action taken: User's Cerberus e-mail privileges suspended for 5 days
Follow-up: None required
User: lgoldstein(at)normandy-cerberus-org
Infraction: Laughing at extranet meme use of questionable comedic value
Action taken: User's Cerberus e-mail privileges suspended for 5 days
Follow-up: None required
To: crew-list(at)normandy-cerberus-org
From: tzorah(at)normandy-cerberus-org
Subject: Re: users suspended
Cerberus TOS VI wrote:
"questionable comedic value"
Heh. *Now* who's being generous?
Though, I have to ask - we can get suspended just for laughing at bad jokes? Daniels and I do that at least 3 or 4 times a day just to humor Donnelly.
Tali'Zorah vas Neema
To: crew-list(at)normandy-cerberus-org
From: tos(at)cerberus-org
Subject: user suspended
This is an automated notification from the Cerberus Terms of Service (TOS) VI. As subscribers of crew-list(at)normandy-cerberus-org, you are hereby informed that the privileges of a list subscriber have been revoked due to a recent TOS infraction. Details follow.
User: tzorah(at)normandy-cerberus-org
Infraction: Questioning judgment of the TOS VI
Action taken: User's Cerberus e-mail privileges suspended for 5 days
Follow-up: The TOS VI finds your lack of faith disturbing
To: crew-list(at)normandy-cerberus-org
From: msolus(at)normandy-cerberus-org
Subject: Re: user suspended
recent suspensions seem excessive. alteration of protocols possibly needed. first-offense warning system, perhaps? recommend reinstatement of e-mail privileges for recently suspended users.
mordin
To: crew-list(at)normandy-cerberus-org
From: gvakarian(at)normandy-cerberus-org
Subject: Re: user suspended
Yes, by all means, un-suspend them quickly - otherwise they might miss the latest flame wars and lame e-mail pranks.
Garrus
To: crew-list(at)normandy-cerberus-org
From: tos(at)cerberus-org
Subject: user suspended
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User: gvakarian(at)normandy-cerberus-org
Infraction: Excessive snarkiness regarding utility of e-mail list
Action taken: User's Cerberus e-mail privileges suspended for 5 days
Follow-up: None required
To: crew-list(at)normandy-cerberus-org
From: jtaylor(at)normandy-cerberus-org
Subject: Re: user suspended
I'm probably going to get suspended for saying this, but these suspensions are getting a little out of hand. Shepard, Miranda, whoever - can someone do something about this VI?
Jacob
To: crew-list(at)normandy-cerberus-org
From: tos(at)cerberus-org
Subject: user suspended
This is an automated notification from the Cerberus Terms of Service (TOS) VI. As subscribers of crew-list(at)normandy-cerberus-org, you are hereby informed that the privileges of a list subscriber have been revoked due to a recent TOS infraction. Details follow.
User: jmoreau(at)normandy-cerberus-org
Infraction: Unauthorized hacking of TOS VI e-mail suspension protocols
Action taken: User's Cerberus e-mail privileges suspended for 15 days; unauthorized suspensions revoked
Follow-up: None required
To: crew-list(at)normandy-cerberus-org
From: ashepard(at)normandy-cerberus-org
Subject: Re: user suspended
Well, that explains that.
Someone please remind me to get Joker a coloring book next time we stop at Citadel Souvenirs - he's clearly in dire need of something to do.
Amanda Shepard
Commanding Officer, Normandy SR-2
To: crew-list(at)normandy-cerberus-org
From: jack(at)normandy-cerberus-org
Subject: back online
OK, I have my e-mail unlocked, and Shepard says I have to try to play nice with you idiots, so...I apologize.
And Donnelly, I won't rip your head off with a warp field.
Yet.
