How to make the Werewolves Mad(shape-shifters)
Chapter 2: Sam and Leah
Sam:
Remind him about what he did to Emily
Also remind him that he's a shape-shifter not actually a werewolf
Buy him a flea collar
Get him s T-shirt that says, 'Leader of The Pups'
Refer to the pack as, 'the doggies'
Add his head to a picture of a large dog.
Ask him if his shots are all up to date
Leah:
Ask her if she has some sort of sexual deformity to be a shape- shifter
Ask her if she's like Lady Gaga, she has the 'car' and the 'garage'
Ask her if she's gay
When (if) she says no to the question above, tell her that you know about her intimate feelings about Jake, while winking and walking away
Give her a free membership to ''
Give her a card for Pet co., claiming it's to apologize for the one above and that she ought to get herself a new collar and food bowl
Ask her if she has fleas
