The Truth Behind Harry Potter

A/N: Ok so usually these are the kind of stories I like to write I just write Harry and Ginny Stories because well… I'm a diehard shipper, right well back to what I was saying… these stories with no plot that make no sense are what I usually do best but it was supposed to be like a one time thing but since you guys liked it I thought I'd write another but for some reason I feel like I'm out of idea's so this one is kind of… not so good and well I really need help so if you have any ideas I mean like any thing the more ridiculous the better I would be eternally grateful! Thanks you guys rock! Oh and thank you for the reviews!

Disclaimer: "Doctor we lost him." (Hmm that was random)

Intermission

"Psst! Casey can we get up now?" Voldy whispered slightly angry. "Stop narrating and help us up!"

"Geeze you guys are so whiney!" Casey yelled helping Hermione up.

"Casey how come when you narrate you refer to yourself in third person?" Ron asked confused.

"Um… I guess it just makes it simpler," Casey said trying to wake up Ginny, who wasn't moving. "Harry I think you may have killed Ginny… again."

"It's okay," he said bending over and kissing her. She quickly jumped to her feet. "Works like a charm!" Harry yelled excitedly.

"So what are you guys going to do now that the first chapter's over?" Casey asked.

"Well I was going to ask you if you wanted some coffee," Harry informed her.

"Sorry but I don't date characters, especially ones written by J.K.," Casey turned him down.

"What about Dean?" Ginny asked confused.

"Well there is an exception to every rule now isn't there," Casey smiled.

"Ron I have a present for you!" Hermione yelled excitedly.

"Wha- Yeah my tutu!" Ron yelled excitedly grabbing his tutu from Hermione and putting in on over his leather pants.

"Not you too Casey! They are Pleather!"

"Sorry, Sorry!"

"Well Casey I think I deserve a bigger part in the first chapter," Ginny whined. "I am not whining!"

"I'm sorry Ginny but you already have a bigger part than Vicky."
"Yeah thanks for that!" Vicky yelled upset and stormed out of the room slightly teary eyed.

"I'm sorry I'm late for my yoga class!" Voldy yelled running out of the staircase in his purple spandex.

"Eek I think I'm scared for life," said the boy wearing leather pants. "Pleather!" Ron grumbled.

"I thought he looked pretty hot!" Harry yelled excited.

"Harry you would kiss a wall if it held still long enough!" Hermione yelled matter-o-factly.

"That's not true," Harry said trying to kiss his foot. "Wait, walls don't move!"

Suddenly Cho appeared.

"Cho why are you here?" Ron asked stupidly while Harry tried to kiss her arm.

"I'm supposed to pick up Voldy for our Yoga class!" she informed them while pushing Harry off her and into a wall where he began to make out with it.

"Wow wall you are a pretty good kisser!" Harry yelled excitedly.

"Wow I think we should get Harry neutered!" Casey said slightly disgusted. She then noticed Cho and gave her a death glare. "Cho why are you in my story?"

"I'm just her for my jazzercising partner," Cho shot back just as coldly.

"Cho we only jazzercise on Thursdays!" Ron exclaimed confused.

"Great now you're confusing my characters!"

"What ever!" she yelled and ran out of the… staircase.

"Man I hate her!" Ginny yelled.

"Who doesn't? Now get ready for the next chapter," Casey yelled at every one. "Places! Places! The next chapter is starting!"