Chapter 2

Neo:Heller I just couldn't wait to post this chapter I love my stories

Cloud: you are weird you know that.

Neo: Le gasp you hurt me Soldier Girl!

Cloud: where did you get that ridiculous nickname anyway.

Neo: The old noggin SG the old noggin.

Cloud: How do you have a brain you had brain surgery didn't

Neo: yes. yes i did and my girlfriend Yuffie is having girls night out so i'm outta plans huh maybe I could go get a pizza or something anyway on to the fic.

Disclaimer: Do look I look like I own Kingdom Hearts seriously.

Cloud and Squall were walking down the streets of Radiant Garden...well Cloud was skipping. "We're going to the mall," Cloud kept chanting in a sing song tone. Well, it was annoying Squall to unmentionable limits, and we all know how long it takes for a pre-teenaged hormonal to be angry:quick. "Will you stop singing that stupid song! PLEASE!" He accidently yelled at the spiky blond who was starting to form water like droplets in corners of his eyes. That wasn't a good sign.

Cloud then started to cry really loud. Squall was trying to calm Cloud down since there were other people walking to the store also. "N-no I didn't mean to scare you Cloud just calm down if you do, I will certainly buy you some candy." He said nervously. Cloud eyes beamed like a happy angel with wings. Since Squall was hormonal he had to fight the urge to just rape the spiky blond boy. Yes, Squall was homosexual. Hell! He was openly gay at that when he came out no one actually noticed because he gave off the manly vibes. Sure he shaved his legs, but he did roughly. Anyway, Cloud was now holding a bag of candy and eating luxuriously on an ice cream called Sea-salt Ice cream. YUM! "Thank you Squally Wally!" Cloud smiled at Squall.

Squall was shocked at nickname he was given from the spiky haired boy. He smirked and went to the clothes section of the mall. You know, for Radiant Garden this was a really big and giant mall so he had to keep an eye on Cloud so he won't lose him. But Cloud wouldn't let go of his leg as he ordered. Right?

Cloud was clutching Squall's pants so he would'nt wound up lost just like he was told to. "Hey whats up Squally!" Said a brunette girl with three other girls. "Hey Rinoa what are you doing here with Aerith, Tifa, and Yuffie?" Squall asked curiously. "Oh not much. OOOOOOH! Who's the cutie wutie spiky blonde clinging to your jeans? He looks cute." the 13 year old girl asked the chocolate haired pre-teen as Cloud,being shy, tried to hide from all who were staring at him, but failed miserably because Yuffie, only six years old, pulled Cloud from Squall. "His name is Cloud Strife and he's 10 years old. Also, I'll be taking care of him as his primary Guardian." Squall said in an intense tone.

Cloud's POV

Huh did I here Squall correctly. He's going to protect me! Does Squall care that much about me just because he found me about to be raped by three men in an alley way. I've only known him for about a day or two and he's going to be my protecter. I started blushing and Squall asked what's wrong and if I was getting a fever I blushed even harder. Basically I was turning into a red mushroom by the minute, and Rinoa and the others were giggling. "Can we get some more ice cream, Squall?" I asked really really embarassed, and still blushing like a freaking tomato.

God I was in heaven. Why? Because I was currently suckling on more Sea Salt ice cream. Damn, this stuff is so good. Well, I must have done something because Squall was blushing and eating his ice cream silently. I moaned as continued suckle and noticed that Squall got more flustered. He didn't know what was wrong with his friend and he would help him in anyway possible.

Squall's POV

God dammit Cloud! YOU'RE TRYING TO MAKE ME RAPE YOU aren't you! God please make him sucking his ice cream like that i'm hormonal I don't want to rape this innocent spiky haired blonde so please lord make him stop. I was totally thankful to God because he answered my prayers and saved a ten year olds virginity by making him stop sucking his ice cream like a tease. "Thank you god," Squall said under his breath. Cloud looked at him confused and concerned. "Squally is something wrong because YOU were the one looking like they have a fever this time," Cloud asked the chocolate haired brunette.

' Oh its nothing Cloud I just want to put you on you're hands and knees and then suck my cock till it's good and slick and then pound you're innocence away with each and every thrust to your prostate, and lastly make you scream my name loud to the heavens.' Thought Squall. "That'll be ten munny, please." The ice cream clerk said. Me and Cloud started their walk home in silence. I however was trying to clear my mind of all the filth I thought of me and me Cloud doing. Jesus I'M being really hormonal right now and can't take it out on Cloud...yet. I mean he's so young and innocent, cute, girly, precious, beautiful, what am I thinking God fucking Dammit. I look down at my jeans to inspect and I had a HUGE erection right now. Since Cloud's smarter than he looks he must already know about my problem now. Well, he must know already, because he's not looking at me right this instant, and to top it off he's blushing. God it's only been two days with the kid and i've already embarassed myself bad by getting hard in front of him. Well, looks like I will have to give him the sex talk today. Oh God this is totally embarassing.

Neo: so Here you go the review competition is still on.

Sora: Wow you are good at what you do.

Cloud: I have to say Neo even though you listened to Friday by Rebecca Black you did good on this chapter.

Neo: I love that song.

Leon: wait you're making me lust for Cloud now.

Neox:yepperuni and the lemon is next chapter which is three years later so you'll be 16 please review more for my life they're my cookies and nmilk please or i'll make Clou-Chan here raped um by Sephy wephy cuffie kins my nickname for sephiroth.

Neo: Neox! let go of Cloud.

Sora: what chapter will i come in at again

Neo: 8 but i want a reviewer to do the chapter. Read and review