Kitty-Celestt, usually known as just Kitty, or just Celestt, curled up into a small ball on her bed, trying to go back to sleep. She sighed and finally gave up on it all, pulling herself upward, her comforter sliding down her back to meet her mattress. Celestt slid on her flip flops grudgingly and knew exactly what to do next.

Celestt, shuffled downstairs, where she could see that her mother had forgotten to turn off the lights, sat at the wooden bench in her kitchen, and called for Len Kagamine.

"Len! Lee-een!" Celestt called out, brushing a long, curly anime cowlick out of her face.

"I'm here, Celestt, now what in the world do you want?" Len Kagamine grumbled irritably. Suddenly, to the tune of the popular song Peanut Butter Jelly Time, Celestt began to sing:

It's Vocaloid askfiction time! Vocaloid askfiction time! Vocaloid askfiction time! Now there you go, there you go, there you go, and there you go! Vocaloid ask—"

The girl was then cut off by Len interrupting, "Okay! I'm pretty sure the readers get it!" exasperatedly.

Celestt pulled out a stack of what appeared to be about four or five papers. "You have fan mail." She said in a 'you've got mail' automated voice.

Celestt: Our first letter is from NOM NOM LLAMA LLAMA! And they asked:

Dear Len do you like black butler if so who's your favorite character? SHOTA-CON also do you know what happens at the end of the Evillious Chronicles?

Len: Hmm…I don't know that much about Black Butler but I'd have to say my favourite character is Mey-rin.

Celestt: Why, because her name ends in 'Rin'?

Len: No…

Celestt: Ooh…I know why… you must have a crush on Mey-rin!

Len: S-shut up!

Celestt: Anywho, next is from Anon. They said:

LEN WHY U SO FEMININE?

Len: Well, I don't consider myself feminine really, but some of my fans and stuff call me a shota.

Celestt: Third is from LunaLuka. She says:

Why you love bananas and not me?

Len: Okay, first of all, I don't know you. Second of all, the thought of having fan girls sounds quite nice…I think I like you… *wink*

Celestt: Here's the last one, which is from LolitaQueen:

Hello, Len!

I'm a big fan, and I've got a few questions for you. Whats it like dying all the time in PVs? Do you see the new Vocaloid Oliver as a rival? And…are you currently dating anyone? ;)

Ciao!

LolitaQueen

Len: Okay, so to answer your first question, I don't particularly like dying in PVs, but hey, Crypton can do what they want. Second, at first I sort of did, but now that I got to know him, he's pretty okay. Thirdly, why do you want to know?

Celestt: *Smacks Len*

Len: Okay, okay! I used to date this human girl named Josephina until she got on my nerves. She whined way too much and constantly bugged me.

Celestt: WOOT! AND THAT'S ALL!

Celestt and Len: Bai! The next Vocaloid will be…

Megumi Megpoid! (Aka Gumi)