MegaMan NT Warrior; Dark Chaos

Ch. 2: The Rescue.

In the morning of the day after Lan lost his virginity... Maylu woke up thinking what happened between Lan and June never happened. She placed ice in a small cup of water, she is feeling dried up from crying her eyes out last night over Lan, she remembered that it DID happen. Maylu quietly thought to herself, "I hope I can make it up to you, Lan."

Roll called her Net Op, "Maylu! We've got E-Mail!" Maylu responded, "Read it for me. What does it say?" Roll read it out loud, "'Dear Young Ms. Sakurai, have you seen Young Mr. Hikari? He and MegaMan disappeared last night. If you've got any information about this, please report to my superiors or me. Agent Smith.'" Maylu felt shocked, "What? Who's this Agent Smith wannabe?" Roll answered with worry, "I don't know, but Lan and MegaMan are gone!"

Maylu called in everyone, but no Lan, they all met together in their hideout in Yai's backyard... the gang talked about what happened recently! Yai was surprised that this would ever happen, "You actually mean it? Lan disappeared?" Maylu grimly nodded, "Yes." Dex face faulted and cried, "Oh man! I didn't think he would take it this hard!"

Chaud was rather suspicious about this and asked Maylu, "Was he at your home all the time last night?" Maylu shook her hand "Nope, he never was at my home. Okay, I admit it! Roll and I were very steamed when we heard June & Lucy slept with Lan and MegaMan." Roll also added, "So we decided to return home and write them a love letter."

Tory thought he heard something and asked, "What?" Yai said to get it clear, "Hold on and wait a minute! You mean you and Roll wrote MegaMan and Lan love letters after being a in a fit of jealousy?" Anetta also asked, "Is that what you're telling us?" Roll nodded, "That's right!" Maylu said, "We figured that they were just innocent victims of misunderstanding."

Chaud calmly said, "I suppose you used the old lipstick on the mirror routine." Maylu said No, not exactly, we wrote it by e-mail." As Shuuko sat down on a nearby couch... she could've heard some girl's voice shouting out in pain, "OW!" They noticed that the couch is moving! So they removed the cushions and revealed June Yami sleeping!

Maylu & June got surprised and screamed! As June got up, Yai asked her, "How did you get in here, June?" June, in a state of panic, told what she knew, "Through the door last night! I wanted to keep away from the public and hide, you see this Net Navi that goes by the name of Agent Smith placed me and Lucy wanted for kidnapping!" Dex said, "So that's what this Agent Smith is, a Net Navi. Must be a rogue program." Thinking that June may know something else, Maylu asked, "Wait a minute! Does anybody know you're here?"

June said, "Nobody. Not a soul, except, uh..." Everyone else in the hideout asked her, "Who?" June decided to spill the beans, "Well, you see, I didn't know where you and Lan hung out. So I've asked the newspaper company. They didn't know. Then I asked people at the firefighting departments, the food markets, the butchers' shops, the bakeries, the liquor stores, they didn't know. But the people who work at #1 Meal Ticket, Mr. Higsby at the Chip Shop, & Commander Maysa Beef and his Net Agent comrades... they knew." Yai realized that a mob could come for her, "In other words, the whole city knows you're here! Get out now! My dad is rich; we'll give you anything, as long as you leave and not harm us or kidnap us for ransom!"

Dex said, "You've made Maylu upset, now you're going to pay, sinner!" Dex picked up June by her dress and prepared to get her thrown out to the ground below! Lucy appeared in the real world as a holographic figure, trying to make Dex stop and listen! "WAIT! HEAR US OUT! WE DIDN'T KILL OR KIDNAP LAN NOR MEGAMAN! WE SWEAR!" June began to talk too, "SHE'S TELLING THE TRUTH! WE THINK THIS IS A FRAME, A SCAM, OR A SETUP! OW!!!" Lucy is helping June from being harm, "GUYS, LISTEN! WE DIDN'T DO THAT TO THE HIKARI NETWORK OPERATIVE & NAVIGATOR! MY WHOLE FUNCTION IS TO SEDUCE MALE NET NAVIS, SUMMON NAVI CLONES, AND THAT KIND OF STUFF!" June groaned in agony as she spoke, "OW!!! AS MY PURPOSE IS TO MAKE MYSELF A LIVING!"

Dex placed June down by dropping her abruptly! June got up and spoke, "Okay, I admit it! Lucy and I didn't know Lan & his Net Navi had girlfriends. So we––"Seeing Maylu growl at her was too much for June! Maylu charged at June, she quickly got out of the way and pulled her back to keep her from falling! As she was struggling to strangle June... she continued to talk, "So we decided to return home and write them a letter of apology."

Maylu stopped as soon as everyone heard this! "Hold on and wait a minute! You mean to tell us... that out of a fit of despair after finding out the truth, you two wrote Roll, MegaMan, Lan and me each a letter of apology." Lucy nodded, "That's right!" June said, "We just misunderstood those two for single men." Roll jokingly said, "I suppose you used the old ink on paper routine."

June said, "We have. And here it is." June pulled out a white piece of paper, with black ink writing on one side, from her cleavage. Maylu read it, "'Dear Maylu and Roll, Lucy and I, June Yami, are sorry I took away MegaMan & Lan's virginity before they were ready. I hope there's a way we can make it up to you four. Signed June Yami & Lucy. P.S.: You're both going to be lucky girls, we hope.'" Roll said, "It's innocently written. They can be trusted." Lucy added in, "Obviously, these should be handed out physically. As we went out the door, what we didn't know was waiting for us was the Net Navi Agent Smith... who in fact looks exactly like Agent Smith from 'The Matrix'." June added in, "He was horribly immune to Lucy's charms, and he threatened to catch her and kidnap us! So we ran away."

Dex asked the least important question about June to her, "But why come here? When everyone in Dentech City & Net City knows you two are here!" Realizing what she just done, June went to the holographic display area––

June's jacking in sequence

June stood on a black plain with her icon displayed in the background and she stood before it, dancing in a seductive spin before holding out her P.E.T. arm forward! Shouting out, "Jack in, Lucy! Power up!"

Electricity flared through the circuitry and into the cyber world!

End sequence

June jacked Lucy in to check the systems... on the holographic projector screen of her P.E.T.... June saw Agent Smith! He does look like the Agent Smith from the movie, "The Matrix"; black federal agent suit, dark-tinted sunglasses, short brown hair, pale skin, etc. The only difference is that he has an icon of black pair of sunglasses on a green grid on a black plain on the top of his necktie! June panicked, "EEK! IT'S AGENT SMITH! JACK OUT, LUCY! HURRY!" In the systems... Lucy panicked and morphed into the blue words "LOG OUT" and disappeared!

LUCY LOGGING OUT

June jumped into Dex's arms as soon as Lucy was safe from Agent Smith! June desperately cried, "Hide us! PLEASE!" Dex is paralyzed because he realized he is holding June's butt as well! June jumped out of his arms and hid behind the couch! June cowardly instructed the others, "Remember, you never saw us!" Yai asked June, "What's the worse can that Agent Smith do to you?" June began to explain, "Listen! Now that Lan isn't here... you're our only hope!"

By instinct, June & Lucy felt as if Agent Smith is closing in on them! An orange-colored dimensional dome formed over the ENTIRE Ayano residence! Dex asked them, "You don't think he'll actually arrive into this world and harm us too. Is he going to?" Lucy said, "We've seen his Net Op, Drew Smith!" June added in, "Even the Justice Court of Earth fears them both! If they catch us, we're both good as dead!" A helicopter is heard, coming into the dimensional dome... it is black like Agent Smith's sunglasses, and it even dons his icon on its sides! Lucy turned pale, "Here they come!" June felt more desperate now, "What are we going to do? What are we going to do? What are we going to do?"

Maylu asked them, "Do you have any Cross Fusion Chips?" June reached behind her back and pulled out a whole case of them and explain why she has them, "In case I lose one, I have replacements!" Dex spoke out, "I've got a plan, but we have to do this quickly!" Within 15 seconds... as a Cross Fused Agent Smith/Drew Smith (for Drew's character, he has a lighter shade of brown hair and a face like that of Yami Bakura) came out of the helicopter. R Agent Smith (Cross Fusion-formed) said to himself, "I'm pretty sure that you're hiding here, Miss Yami."

R Agent Smith found Yai, relaxing beside her pool, in a nice rose red two-piece bikini with pink frills & her icon and wearing a pair of rose-colored sunglasses, drinking some nice pink lemonade with ice (can't have strawberry milk all the time). Glyde is standing beside her, in a nice butler's suit, holding a tray with another glass of the same drink. She casually greeted R Agent Smith, "Oh, good day to you, sir! We heard you came by."

R Agent Smith noticed most of Yai's friends (and their Net Navis (who crossed into the dimensional dome)) are enjoying themselves. But he's still on a mission. He asked Yai, "Pardon me for disturbing your sunbathing, Miss Ayano. But where's Lan Hikari, MegaMan, June Yami, & Lucy?" Chisao came out of the pool and said, "We haven't seen any of them." R Agent Smith looked suspiciously at the pool, where R GutsMan (yes, that's right, GutsMan and Dex did Cross Fusion, aside from the huge muscles and large beer belly) with hands in the water. R Agent Smith sniffed the top of the water a few times...

R Agent Smith asked and pointed at R GutsMan's hands, "What's in there, Mr. Oyama?" R GutsMan pulled out a HUGE pair of green underwear (Dex's) and answered, "My human form's laundry, Guts."

R Agent Smith has gone big-eyed through his sunglasses! R Agent Smith covered his nose, feeling displeased that he smelled the stench of dirty underwear from above the water! As he turned his back, "That's disgusting!"

Maylu whispering to Roll, "At least Dex's plan is working!" Rush (the brown dog program pet) nodded in agreement!

As soon as R Agent Smith had his back turned from the pool... R Lucy (she looks herself, only with long spiky green hair and a black skirt with slits for her legs to go through!), donning a snorkel and diving mask, came up from the water from under Dex's laundry, which is underwater which is under R GutsMan's hands, to come up for air! And quickly after getting a quick long breath of air, she quickly got her head back in! Hearing the noise, R Agent Smith quickly turned position to see what's going on... he got a little furious without showing it. He pulled out a black cell phone and spoke into it, "Metal Squid & Metal Spider viruses, create." As data energy formed, so did Metal Squid and Metal Spider viruses, which look like the robots in "The Matrix"! R Agent Smith commanded them, "Search the place, now. And leave no stone unturned."

As the metallic creatures flew around the place, looking for June & Lucy. He turned his full attention onto R GutsMan, with a gun in his hand (A.N.: I know it seems stupid, but he's programmed to be like that)! R Agent Smith spoke to them in a calm but foul mood, "Look young people, I've got a reliable tip that Miss June Yami & Lucy are here. And was corrugated by several others. So forget that bullshit!"

Tempted by the combination of the R Net Navi's pistol and the Net Operator's rude attitude... data energy formed a yellow bar of soap in R GutsMan's exposed hand (the Item Chip Program is called Soap Bar Item Chip, mainly used for cleaning up areas that have been wrecked). R GutsMan said to Smith, "You keep talking like that in front of my little brother and my friends and I have to go wash your mouth out, Guts!" Effortlessly, the bar of soap perfectly slipped into R Agent Smith's mouth! People and programs alike around the area couldn't help but laugh, while R Agent Smith is spraying soapy bubbles from his lips! He had a really worried look on his face, as his own viruses begin laughing at him too! Now R Agent Smith is getting extremely angry, "STOP THAT LAUGHING!"

As soon as R Agent Smith spat out that entire soap bar... he brandished his pistol at his own viruses and shouted, "STOP THAT LAUGHING! REMEMBER WHAT THE MASTER SAID? DON'T YOU KNOW WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOU CAN'T STOP LAUGHING?" After deleting his viruses, R Agent Smith said to himself, "One of these days, my fate may be like yours."

Anetta snuck up at the distracted R Agent Smith and stuck on a gas mask onto Smith's mouth, as he changed back into Drew Smith! Nitrous Oxide is the gas in the mask! Anetta called to R ProtoMan, "ProtoMan darling, turn it to full!" R ProtoMan did as his human form's fiancé told him to do! The dimensional dome fell, Dex pulled out June! Chaud pulled out a gun from Drew's jacket! Drew laughed like crazy, "OH NO! NOW I DON'T KNOW WHAT'S WORSE; GETTING KILLED BY LAUGHTER OR BEING SHOT BY CHAUD BLAZE! GO AHEAD AND SHOOT ME CHAUD! NO DON'T DO IT!"

Confused by Drew's odd ranting, Chaud dropped the gun in surprise. Drew continued to laugh from the gas, "I'd rather go down laughing myself to death, rather than have a sick twisted double personality in my head!" June asked Drew, "You have an evil mind in your head?" Drew laughed out, "This evil spirit hates laughter; he hates it so much that it can kill him!" Agent Smith (through P.E.T.) called to them, "Please someone, if my superior becomes deceased, I'll delete myself, and you can have some of my data!"

June's face formed something nobody has ever seen before, her eyes narrowed like she's angry and she smirked as if she suddenly felt confident about something, "I've got a better idea!" June pulled off the mask and pulled out a piece of scroll paper with a strange writing upon it from the top of her dress! She explained, "Before I went into sleeping with many men, I was into mysticism! AKU RYU TAI SAN (EVIL SPIRIT BEGONE)!" June slammed the scroll onto the face of Drew! Black energy exploded from Drew's body! The shockwave from that explosion sent both June & Dex into the pool!

Upon spiritual death... the evil spirit leaving Drew looked at Yai, who's still laying in her lounge chair, drinking lemonade, he said this to Yai, "As for you, step out of line like that again and my superiors will hang you, and your friends, and his laundry out to dry." Now dead, the shadow vanished! Drew and Agent Smith are saved!

Dex came floating to the surface, with now sweet June's arms around his neck. Drew said, "I'm sorry I caused all of this trouble. I don't even remember anything since he possessed me."

Dex said to June, "Drew and his Net Navi are back to normal." June lovingly said to Dex, "Jeepers, Dex; your plan worked!" Dex said to her, "And your spell saved their souls!" June said, "For the first time my spells actually work! I've been dreaming of being such a great Dao Shi (spell caster), before I got into boys. Yet, how can I ever repay you?" June pulled Dex's lips into hers, making a wonderful smooch! GutsMan & Lucy are doing the same!

Everyone else in unison said, "OOO!"

As they broke apart... Dex answered, "For starters, you can kiss me anytime you want. And another thing..." he leans in over June's shoulder and whispers something in her ear. June covering her cleavage with her left hand, "Can you do that?" Dex said, "Actually, I am positively sure."

That night... everyone goes to head off to get ready for bed... after an hour at Dex & Chisao's home... Dex & June made love. In the house's computer mainframe, GutsMan and Lucy did also (bet you never thought Net Navis would do that too huh?). As they slept on... a zombie hand came towards them... but a brown-haired man in overcoat and fedora came by and killed it with a touch of his hand.

At the Ayano residence, as Yai is taking a warm shower before bed (a la "Psycho"), the shower curtain is opened by a human zombie in old rotting rags that only an old woman would wear, wielding a knife in hand, rearing for the kill! Yai spun around to see the intruder and screamed at the top of her lungs, trying to protect herself from possible rape or death from the monster! The zombie creature advances towards Yai with a knife, "I'm going to stab you and make you bleed like a delicious little stuck pig stuffed with yummy garlic bread stuffing." Suddenly, the same man with long brown hair who saved June & Oyama bros. stabs from behind the zombie through the heart with a violet-colored blade before he could even strike Yai. He said to the zombie, "Not if before I stick you first."

Yai caught a good look of the man's face—— she said, "Lan." Then Yai grabs the curtains for support before fainting; the rings gave in and broke as she hit the floor. Zombie blood flowed along with the water and down the drain. The brown-haired man is Lan Hikari... in a Gabriel Van Helsing getup.

Where Maylu is... she tried her best to avoid any possible danger. But she walked straight into someone that looked absolutely impossible: Mr. Higsby, only with a hulking body of muscle and a headset with glass bottles filled with ink black fluids. (A/N: Give up? Okay, it's the legendary Hyde formula!")

Maylu asked Mr. Higsby, "Mr. Higsby? What happened to you? Did you get steroids? New haircut?" Mr. Higsby-Hyde sighed as he stroked her face, "Aren't you the sweet little thing?" In the enlarged hands of the enlarged and muscle-bound Higsby-Monster, Maylu cowered and screamed out, "Let me go!" Higsby-Hyde said to her, "My master really wants you, for the blood of sweet and innocent young women such as yourself is so warm and oh so sweet."

Maylu sarcastically asked the Higsby monster, "Who is your new boss? Count Dracula?" Mr. Higsby-Hyde said, "Exactly, Sweetie." Understanding that he is speaking the truth, Roll quickly said, "But she was just kidding!" She looked at her Net Op and asked, "Weren't you, Maylu?" Maylu's face went completely pale as her eyes gone glossy, "From how he's speaking and the way he is, I wish I were."

When all seemed lost for Maylu, footsteps are heard from behind the Higsby-Monster, there stood Lan. Only this time he's wearing a blue overcoat, a white shirt underneath, blue pants, an equally blue fedora hat, black boots, and a necklace with a cool-looking, silver cross on it (with a ruby & gold MegaMan Icon in the center of the cross). The blue P.E.T. with the Blue Bomber, MegaMan, is still on him!

Lan said in a super-tough voice, "That's enough out of you, punk!" Mr. Higsby-Hyde asked, "What?" Lan asked, "Don't the corpse give you a familiar face?" Mr. Higsby-Hyde said to him, "I know I killed you, young man. You're dead!" Lan said to him, "Sorry to disappoint you, Mr. Higsby-Hyde. I missed you in Paris."

Maylu thought, "Paris? That's where they've been to this whole time? But how?"

Mr. Higsby-Hyde said to Lan, "No, you bloody did not. You got me good." The Hyde Higsby shows Lan a bullet wound on his left arm. "See? And MegaMan damaged Hyde-NumberMan beyond the Dark Force's entire repair can go!"

Maylu is grossed out from the amount spilling out! Lan said, "Show us the amount of poor souls you've conquered with your tainted soul, Hyde-Higsby!" Mr. Higsby-Hyde said to him, "How many times do my comrades have to fight until you're down? How bloody far do we have to move until you couldn't catch up? And most importantly, why won't you die?" Lan answered, "Because I, Lan Hikari, am going to hunt you down until you're saved." MegaMan also added, "And I will do the same as well."

Maylu cried out to her beloved, "Lan!" As did Roll, "MegaMan!" Mr. Higsby-Hyde angrily growled at Lan, "Come forth my allies!" Four horrid figures popped out of various places: a creature that resembled a great white shark with fin-like arms where the front side fins were supposed to be and having shark fin like feet with loose pants on and 3 vampire women (one with brown hair, one with green hair, and one with sky-blue hair)! Maylu recognized them, "Maysa? Ms. Mari? Sal? Miyu?" Four horrid versions of their Net Navis appeared! Roll said, "SharkMan? Guinevere? WoodMan? SkullMan?"

Faster than a normal camera could catch by seeing, Lan stuck in some Chips, but did not mention what they were! This meant not even Maylu, Roll, or her tainted friends couldn't even tell he did that. Lan said to the possessed adults, "You're bunch of fools who are not of the consequence of serving your true purposes, cowards that don't remember who they truly are, and now as long as you're all like this... none of you are not even fit for the deepest pits of Hell!"

A dimensional barrier formed; as the tainted Net Navis reared up to attack... they looked pretty much like their Net Ops' current state, Lan merged with his Net Navi to form R MegaMan.

SharkMan called out, "Fin Cutter!" SkullMan screeched, "Ghost Fire!" WoodMan shouted out, "Wood Tower!" 3 energy blades flew from SharkMan's dorsal fin, purple and blue balls of fire hit R MegaMan on contact, and gigantic wooden stake after gigantic wooden stake popped towards R MegaMan until he was full of holes! Finally he fell to the ground!

Maylu & Roll screamed out for the names of the loved ones that fell as their eyes became like Niagara Falls! Rush's howling was heard out through the city! Mr. Higsby-Hyde said in a victoriously evil tone of voice, "Looks like we've won." Maylu, Roll, & Rush cried for poor Lan Hikari & MegaMan.

Suddenly, R MegaMan's torn body went from blue to black & gold! His body began to pull itself back together and regenerate! His laughter came into the air and grew into laughter to match that of an almighty deity! R MegaMan gained some features like Bass; violet marks on cheeks, golden fins on helmet, and a light tan cloak. Spiraling rings spun around him with a black as night background and then the cloak turned into a reddish black overcoat, a blood-orange visor dropped down to cover his eyes, and his gloves turned white with pentacles on top of the fists. R MegaMan called out, "R MegaMan, Bass Soul Union, Arucard/Van Helsing Style!"

Mr. Higsby-Hyde was surprised at this, "Say what?" R MegaMan said, "Attacking me is not going to do you any good. Battle Chips are useless, Net Navi attacks are pathetic, natural attacks are ineffective, and tools and other weapons don't work against me!"

Were-Shark Maysa hissed at R MegaMan! R MegaMan said, "'What will do the job then' you say? Well, let me heal you and take you with me, Healing Slap!" R MegaMan ran with the speed of a racing motorcycle and right-handedly slapped everyone except Mr. Higsby-Hyde, Roll, Maylu, & Rush! The monsters that were slapped reverted back into their true beings!

Maylu smiled a little, "He's become amazing... and just before our birthday in fact."

Mr. Higsby-Hyde began to cower as his army faded away, "WHAT ARE YOU DOING? I CAN INSTINCTLY FEEL MY LORD'S POWER FADE AWAY BECAUSE OF YOU!" R MegaMan (still in the Bass Soul & Arucard/Van Helsing Style combo) answered, "Well that was why I was hired, wasn't it?"

R MegaMan held out his right hand and called out, "Hellsing Joshua." A huge silvery gun formed in MegaMan's right hand (think of the same gun Alucard in "Hellsing" uses).

R MegaMan said, "Normally, these blessed silver bullets with holy water and extra-explosive shells are dangerous against evil such as you. But they also have a healing process, when you're hit... you'll be a normal Mr. Higsby again."

Seeing his plan, and realizing her situation, Maylu cried out, "ARE YOU NUTS? HE COULD USE ME AS A SHIELD!" As she said it... Higsby-Hyde did so... but MegaMan didn't fire, just communicated telepathically, "Maylu & Roll." Maylu & Roll heard the telepathy and responded, "Yes?" R MegaMan's telepathically asked them, "Are you both still virgins? Do you want to come with us?" Both girls answered, "Yes."

R MegaMan grinned with vampire fangs (it's just part of the Style Change) and calmly said, "Mega Control." R MegaMan's brown-green eyes glowed through the visor, Roll & Maylu fell under hypnosis, and the female Net Op and Net Navi unconsciously Cross Fused into R Roll. R MegaMan then shouted, "Silver Shot!" A bang was heard through the air... the bullet struck the headgear off of Higsby-Hyde and... the creature went back to normal before fainting! As R MegaMan went up to the weakened R Roll (weakened because it takes a lot of energy to support Cross Fusion)... he kneeled down beside her.

R Roll said to R MegaMan, "MegaMan." R MegaMan said to her, "This is where one is supposed to close their eyes, Roll." R Roll obeyed... R MegaMan French kissed her.

To be continued...

(A.N.: What happened next? Find out in the next chapter, or think of what else is going to happen by sending me reviews! You are free to sending me ideas for new characters, new Net Navis, new Style Changes, new Soul Unions, etc.)