"Hey guys! Welcome to Question Time with Axel and Roxas!" I wave.
"What? QUESTIONS!" Roxas struggles in his seat.
"Ugh fine. I'll let you go." I snap my fingers and Roxas is untied from his seat.
"Hey! What about ME?"
"Quiet, Axel!" Then I whispered something into his ear.
"Haha! At least I'm not ANNOYING!" Axel laughs.
"WHAT?" Roxas summons his Keyblades and starts chasing me.
"SORRY SORRY!"
From ultima-owner:
Axel: Do you have a short temper?
Roxas: Do you love Namine or Xion?
"No, I don't have a short temper. Roxas does." He points to what's happening.
"OKAY FINE I'LL GIVE YOU A COOKIE!" Cat hands Roxas a cookie. He spits it out.
"I don't like oatmeal raisin!"
"WHAT THAT'S ALL I HAD!" Axel comes walking over to us.
"Hey how'd you get out?' I ask.
"Um, my ability is FIRE. Do the thinking?" He taps his head. I snap my fingers, tying them up again.
"HEY!"
"What? It's better if you ARE tied up."
"BUT-"
"ANYWAYS. Roxas! Do you love Namine or Xion?" I ask. He blushes.
"Well, Namine, considering the fact that Xion is basically SORA." He sticks his tongue out.
"Yea, it's like his tranny side!" Axel laughs.
"But Xion doesn't LOOK like a tranny." Roxas debated.
"Uh, does Xemnas look like a tranny?"
"No…"
"But he IS!"
"And HOW do you know that?"
"I walked into his room and he was wearing a red dress and lipstick."
"That just makes him a cross dresser."
"No because he was wearing a crown and a sash that read Tranny Queen 2010."
"OK NOW WE'RE JUST GETTING OFF SUBJECT! ON WITH THE QUESTIONS!"
From Ru Tsuna:
Hey guys, I was wondering, what is your view on AkuRoku?
"What's AkuRoku?" Axel and Roxas asked.
"It means you guys are a couple." I smiled.
"GROSS!"
"What? I think it's fine." I started typing.
"What are you doing?" They both asked.
"Typing an AkuRoku fan fiction."
From: NoahMatrix1000
Roxas: Do you have any idea how many fan fictions that pair you with Sora.
"I don't know. Let's look it up." I start typing.
"What does that mean?" Roxas asked.
"It means…" Axel whispered to him.
"But he's a GUY!"
"Oh here it is!" I showed Roxas and Axel the number.
"398?"
From DomTheNobody:
Axel: Who is your celebrity crush?
Roxas: Why is the sky blue?
;P
"Hmm, I don't really have a celebrity crush. But if I had to pick one, I would say Angelina Jolie." Axel decided.
"But she has big DSLs!" I said.
"What's that?" They both asked. I told them.
"EWW GROSS!" Roxas said.
"Nice…"
"EWW AXEL!"
"And the sky is blue because one day Xion bought 4,000 boxes of it and Axel put bombs in each one and they all exploded and now they stay in the sky!" Roxas explained.
"What color was the sky before?" I asked.
"Red."
"And that's because-" Axel began.
"I DON'T want to know."
From: Silver
Roxas: If you are fighting both Sora and Riku and you had Oblivion and Oathkeeper who would win?
Axel: Do you like Larxene? If so, list all the things you like about her.
Both: Name any Organization XIII members that are gay. (If they are).
"I don't know! Let's find out!" I summon Sora and Riku.
"Cat…" Roxas growls.
"AND you have to fight them while you're tied up.
"WHAT THAT ISN'T FAIR!" Then Sora and Riku start attacking.
Five minutes later Roxas is passed out.
"Don't worry. He'll wake up soon. And Axel. Do you like Larxene?"
"As a friend. I like that she has an anger problem."
"Isn't that a bad thing?" I asked.
"No. We fight a lot so it helps with missions." Axel explains. Then Roxas wakes up.
"Cat…"
"Sowwy! Want a cookie? It's chocolate chip!"
"ME ME ME!" They both squirm in their chairs so I give them both a cookie.
"Mmm delicious!"
"Glad you like it! Chef Xaldin made it!" They both spat it out.
"Why? I thought it was good?" I make a puppy dog face.
"He might have POISONED them."
"Oh. And guys! Do you think any Orgy members are GAY?"
"All of them except for us." They both say.
"Uh how do you know?" I asked.
"Don't ask." They shudder.
From jj:
Axel: Are you a pedophile?
Roxas: Are you scared of his answer? Have you ever use your spikes as a weapon?
Update soon, Cat.
"Uh, NO! Just because-" Axel begins.
"We DON'T want to know." Me and Roxy say.
"I was scared of his answer a little bit. And yes, I have used my spikes as a weapon before."
"How?" I asked.
"Let's just say Larxene couldn't use her MOUTH for a week." He smiles.
o_0
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