Hmm, took me a while to type this up...I don't know, I don't think this is really all that funny. I was on many sugar highs, but it's hard to write up funny things for girls for some reason x.x Anyways, enjoy.

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It's Removable

"Chug, chug, chug!" Astrid and Diana chanted as Lana finished off her tenth can. She slammed the empty can on the small coffee table, which was already littered with cans.

"Woo!" Lana howled as the other two whooped loudly, before all three burst into laughter.

"Go Lana!" Diana giggled as she reached over the side of the couch for another can.

"Girl is wild," Astrid said with her hand out for another can as well. Diana passed down the cans for the other two, before keeping one for herself.

"We all be wild tonight. It is ladies night and we got the booze!" Diana raised a can into the air, letting out another hoot, followed by Lana and Astrid. "Okay, let's make a toast. We got the looks."

"The boobs," Lana giggled, raising her own can to the air.

"And the boys!" Astrid added, the last one to raise her can.

"One amazing toast!" Lana chirped in, but it was slightly slurred.

All three brought their cans together in the toast. Then, tilted their heads back and chugged down the rather warm beverage.

Lana was the first one to guzzle it all down. She giggled as she slammed it the empty can against her forehead and threw it on the ground. "Guess wut, Assyt-"

"It Astrid, bee-yotch," Astrid yelled, throwing her empty can at the squealing girl.

"No, Assy! Suit you better," Diana yelled. Astrid was about to protest, but paused and then a grin lit up her face.

"Okay, but you Diana…you Dana…Ana..." Astrid scrunched up her face thinking of different names before screaming, "ANAL!"

Lana fell onto the floor, laughing. Diana narrowed her eyes at Astrid, except turned them on Lana when she heard the thud. With a tight smile, she spat, "What you laughing at…La…La...LAME!"

Lana sat up, the amusement gone. All three were silent, exchanging looks, yet then all three burst out laughing as they grabbed up another can from a new case.

Another case later…

"You know something," Astrid leaned on Lana's shoulder. Her breath stank of alcohol; then again, all three of them had that breath. "Sam and Caine…and all of 'em boys, think they so high and mighty."

"They boys ladies," Diana chuckled. "They think that because they got those penises."

"I thought they only had one," Lana said, her eyes growing wide just at the thought.

"Nooooo," Astrid gasped. "They have two balls and ONE penis. If they have two, we be in a LOT of trouble."

"Or have a LOT of fun…" the dark haired girl raised both eyebrows and smirked, sending the other two girls into giggles.

Lana sobered up, well her laughter did. Leaning back against the couch, she asked, "How do you know if they only have one? I mean have either of you seen one?"

Diana and Astrid sat there in silence. Surprisingly, it was the blonde who broke it. "I have."

Diana and Lana looked over at Astrid, both shocked, but they began to laugh.

With a crazy big grin, the blonde winked. "Oh yeah, in biology!"

Diana rolled her eyes and reached over Lana to hit Astrid on the head.

"Like, that sooooo doesn't count!" She shrieked out in laughter. "Anywaaaaaaaay that NOT the point."

"Get to it Anal!"

"Shut it Assyyy tuh Genuuuuuiiisss," Diana snapped. "Okay, they have to have one. I mean Caine have one, Drake have one-"

"But they all white boys!" Lana cut in. She shook her head. "No, what about them exotic boys?"

"Who's exotic?" Astrid rolled her eyes, getting up from the couch. She was stumbling to the other end of the couch to pick up another can of beer.

"Uh…Edilio!"

"So he have two?" Diana giggled.

"No, he don't." Astrid said before taking a big swig from the can.

"Yes he does! See he from Mexicono and we only used to the Americane boys, mean he be different everywhere," Lana explained, acting as if she were right.

"No!" Astrid argued.

"Yes!"

"No!"

"Hey, hey!" Diana staggered between the two. "No fighting. Instead, we go check it out."

The two girls fell silent, thinking it over.

Lana finally asked, "How we check it out?"

"Well, he outside patrolling, making sure everyone is okay," Diana mumbled. The other two nodded, listening intently. Diana moved closer to them, putting one arm around Lana's shoulders and the other around Astrid's. She pulled them in and whispered, "We go outside." They nodded. "And then we find him." Another nod. "Finally, we…ask him!"

"Genius!" Lana exclaimed.

Astrid simply blinked at both of them, before asking, "Will it work?"

"Yeah, let go, I'll show you." Diana nodded. With a shrug, Lana and Astrid followed Diana out the door into the dark night. They stumbled and burst out into laughter all the way to the plaza, where Edilio was talking to two younger kids. Probably chastising them for something, but they were gone soon enough, allowing the three now ditzy girls to stagger right on up to him.

"Edilio, Edilio," Lana said, running up to him, but tipped over her own feet, making him to move forward to catch her. She blushed, but stood up, gesturing for the other girls to come over. Leaning agianst him, she said, "We have a question for you."

Astrid nodded, wrapping her arms around Edilio's neck. Diana frowned at Astrid, saying, "Move Assy!"

She pushed Astrid off him, right onto the ground. Edilio was about to help her up, but Diana shook her head and made him look at her. She giggled, "Sooooooooooo, we were wondering…" She glanced over at Lana, who was busy examining his ear. With a shrug, Diana went on. "Do you have two penises or one penises?"

Edilio's eyes widened and he chuckled nervously, trying to back away from the girls. But, when he moved, or tried to move away from them, he ended up tripping over Astrid, who was still struggling to get up.

Then, all three girls tried to climb on top of him to see who was right, Assy or Lame.

Edilio pushed the girls off and ran away.

All three sat there, speechless. They watched him glance back, and then keep on running.

"What up with him?" Lana finally asked. She seemed to be the first one to break all silent moments.

"Dunno," Astrid said with a shrug. However, she giggled, "Maybe he on his period."

"That explains a lot…" Diana said with a far off gaze in her eyes.

"They don't get periods." Lana frowned.

"If they can have two penises, they can have periods, LAME." Astrid stuck out her tongue at Lana.

"But how does that work? They don't have vaginas!"

Astrid fell silent as she thought about it. Now, all three were still on the ground in the plaza, none of thinking they should move anytime soon. After all, there were no cans of beer around for them to moves towards...

"I got it!" She yelled suddenly, startling the other two, who were beginning to drift into a drunken slumber. "I got it!"

"Then say it, Assy," Diana grunted.

"Okay, Anal," Astrid drawled. "You see, it's all quite logical. They have penises, but they are removable!"

"No way…" Lana's and Diana's eyes went wide at the thought.

"Yeah, they super glue it on and then they just pull it off for a few days once a month!" Astrid went on.

"Prove it!"

"How? Our exotic boy is gone." Lana pointed out while pouting at the thought.

That's when Diana stood up, exclaiming, "Caine!"

Without explaining any farther, she began running, tripping and crawling towards town hall. Astrid and Lana exchanged looks, shrugged and ran after her. They all stumbled up the steps and into the building, but that's when Diana turned to the other two and hushed them.

Lana and Astrid covered their mouths, shushing the other and giggling at the same time. Diana slapped both of them on the head.

"I say shh," Diana hissed, shutting both of the girls up, but they stuck their tongues at her. She then continued down the hall towards the main office. As they neared the office, Diana turned back to face them, she whispered. "Okay, here what we do. I sneak in, be all sexy and then I pull down his pants and we'll see if it's removable.

Astrid and Lana nodded, then began shushing the other. Diana smacked them all lightly on the head before staggering into the room.

The two odd girls kept shushing the other until they heard some talking on the other side of the door. They quickly walked up to the door and pressed their ears against it, listening. Vaguely, they could hear Caine ask Diana if she was okay.

And then…

"Diana, are you drunk?"

Giggles.

"Um, what are you doing?"

"Nutin'."

"Uh, wh-why are…you pulling on my pants?"

More giggles and a few hiccups.

"You'll see…"

A very high-pitched, girly scream cut through the night air.

Edilio cringed in the clump of bushes he was hiding behind, having heard the scream. He knew those devil spawns were coming after him next.