A/N: Yay! Happy Chinese New Year's guys! Asian New Year's! Lunar New Year's! Whatever RAWR :D
Hehe Sorry this came up late... I wanted to upload a story about sth that has to do with Chinese New Year's… I was thinking of 'Yut Nol-ee', which is basically this Korean game you play on Chinese New Year's with your family… Or the adults do, anyways, With money to bet with. HAHAHA Anywyas, who knows! Maybe I will! It does sorta sound fun now that I mention it… Lots of fluff!(Wtf?)
Yeahhhhhh So, here it is! Chapter Two! Yamamoto's 'evil scheme'—as a reviewer put in. XD
I'M SORRY FOR YAMAMOTO'S OOC-NESS! I'M SORRY, 80 FANS! I DON'T HATE YAMAMOTO, I JUST WANTED TO DO AN EVIL SCHEME WAHHH PLZ DON'T KILL ME D'X
REVIEW REPLYS:
Secret29: Yes indded! And the craziness continues~XD This is only the beginning!*wink wink* You can always suggest a crazy suddestion to me, you know?;) You seem eager for more_ Lol
IcedSoulFairy: Hahaha Yeah, typical Yamamoto, ne? God, I wish I had his luck…*mumbles* LOL Yes yes! Basically a 'temper game', right? Of course the baseball idiot would win this… He has no 'temper' 0_0 Heh Haha Thx! And YES! I'm proud to be the one to be able to inform you about this game XD Yes! A suggestion! I will accept! I'll write about the other familigias playing this game too ;) Thankyou for your suggestion!
Kururo Saruko: Yes yes, they both make quite a cute thing, ne? Heh Oh? A 80 anti? Wao, that's a new one 0_0 I personally don't have any complaints or stuff to that cuz all ppl have different opinions, right? Lol I'll gladly kick Yamamoto with you! I'm sure he'll be laughing his head off anyways!(HIDES BEHIND AN OBJECT. Please don't kill me, oh, 80 fans! I don't hate Yamamoto… I'm sorry!) Aaaanyways. WAO! You sound so much like Gokudera! I can guess that your fav character is Gokudera? ..Maybe? Lol Thanks for thinking of this as fun X) But, ooohh.. Do I have to write a 2759 chapter? Or 5927? Actually, I wrote more TsunaxGokudera in this bcz I thought you'd prefer that… But I can make a specialized TsunaxGokudera if you want! Just review your suggestion :) Just like Snowflake did! :D
Snowflake: Thankyou! Lol Yes, sir! I'll make sure I do that! Although all I've read is HibarixTsuna… BUT! I've written a YamamotoxGokuderaxHibari fanfic before(in my notebook), so I'm sure I'll, um, manage it, somehow… LOL I'll ask for some tips on romance and fluff froma dear friend of mine, just for you! Although I'll have to avoid her tonfas since she's a 1827 fan…0_0;; I sort of suck at fluff, you see… And most of my 'romances' give you the goosebumps… And I mean in not-the-scary-way, but the kinda, um, ewwy-way? Gah, watev. Humorous arguments! I'm great at that!:D Alright, since you'll read it with your dying will, I'll do it for you!:DD Hehehe I'm a greedy person who wants hugs, so I'll try ending it with a bit of romance of fluff, too *wink wink*
TO THE FOUR WHO'VE REVIEWED MY FIRST CHAPTER, I'LL REMEMBER YOU FOREVER AND EVER!
BECAUSE YOU GUYS REVIEWED ON MY FIRST CHAPPIE EVA, SO of course I'll think of you guys as special:))) And loads of suggestions, too! Thankyou 3
I do not own KHR.
PS. Unintentional HibarixTsuna here… Actually, I've been reading a lot of 1827 these days so I figured, eh, why not… Sorry Snowflake :(
Okay! Vimn's out! Thankyou everyone! Enjoy chap two ;)
He was at TakeSushi—Yamamoto's place.
It seemed there was an event happening at the sushi restaurant,
'Wha..what?' Tsuna's dream-self thought, taking in a look at all the people rushing in to buy a certain something.
"New! New sushi!" Tsuyoshi—Yamamoto's father cried out. "It's on sale, too." He added.
Dream-self Tsuna looked closely at what the man was currently holding onto.
It was a plate.
And on top of that plate, was a kind of sushi he'd never seen before…
It was wrapped in laver, and white rice was rolled in it.
Various ingredients like ham, cucumber, and Japanese pickled radish were also rolled inside(of the rice).
But in the center of the 'sushi'…
Was a…a boy?
"Tuna for the main flavor!" Tsuyoshi shouted.
The tuna had brown hair, that seemed to be defying gravity, and large, chocolate brown eyes. The miniature thing was squirming inside of the 'sushi', and to Tsuna's horror—it was alive.
Tsuna pondered on this fact, when finally something hit him.
That…that 'tuna'…
That…'boy'…
He looked all so familiar…
Who…who…
Tsuna gasped as he realized that the boy was no other than him.
"One Herbivore sushi, herbivore." A voice called out, jerking Tsuna from his horrid trance.
That...that voice…was all too familiar…
Tsuna scanned the crowded place, and gasped as he spotted a man in the center of a quite large, spacious circle—the customers not daring to step near him.
Which was all fine to the man who was receiving his 'tuna sushi'… Or did he say, 'Herbivore sushi'?
Hibari Kyoya.
Tsuna tried to stop himself from dropping his jaws as the prefect held the food—held him—into…and into… Nearer…and nearer… I-Into his…
"HIEEEEEEE!" Tsuna shrieked as he saw the 'food;' enter the prefect's mouth.
Blood drained out of his face, as he watched in horror.
He felt like a prey, staring into the eyes of a snake, hypnotized.
"Tsuna! Tsuna!" A voice urgently woke him up from his nightmare.
"Tenth!'
"Uuungh…?" Tsuna stirred, recognizing the voices as Yamamoto and Gokudera. "H-HIEEEE!" He yelled as he remembered his dream.
He was scared.
Scared out of his wits, but he was somehow, blushing.
The thought of his cloud guardian eating him was yes, disturbing, but it made his heart beat uncontrollably.
The feeling scared him.
Was he insane?
"Are-Are you okay, Tsuna..?" Yamamoto asked uncertainly at the pale faced miniature boy placed on top of his hands.
"Hu-Huh? O-Oh, yeah… Of course I'm alright…" Tsuna feigned a smile.
"Tenth! What's the matter?" Gokudera sobbed.
"I-It's nothing, Gokudera… Just a dream…"
Yamamoto relaxed and smiled at these words, as Gokudera also relaxed.
"A nightmare?" The bomber acknowledged.
"N-No… Just…a dream…" Tsuna stuttered.
Actually, it was a nightmare, but he couldn't bring himself up to say that.
Hibari had been in it…
HIEEEEE!
What was he thinking?!
Tsuna blushed like mad again, but thankfully, nobody seemed to notice this time.
He took deep breaths to calm himself down.
It was not after he had finally calmed down, that he realized Yamamoto had been walking for ten minutes straight, non-stop.
"Umm… Yamamoto.. Where are we going?" Tsuna perked up from Yamamoto's hand.
"Haha, well Tsuna, we're going to my place, TakeSushi." Yamamoto replied to his miniature friend, who was sitting on top of his hand.
"Oh…" Tsuna fought the shudder that was fighting to break through at the words, 'TakeSushi'.
"Why the fuck are we going to your place?" Miniature Gokudera shouted, also sitting on top of Yamamoto's hand.
Yamamoto grinned.
"You'll find out soon enough." He chuckled somewhat darkly, making Tsuna and Gokudera shudder.
After a few more minutes of continuous walking, Yamamoto finally came to a stop in front of his house/restaurant door, which was oddly closed and locked.
He fished out a key from his pocket and unlocked the door, and opened it.
Tsuna and Gokudera were surprised to see the house/restaurant was vacant and dark—except for a few sunlight streaming in through the windows.
Yamamoto chuckled.
After the so-called baseball idiot walked in and closed the door again, he turned on the lights and trotted into the kitchen, setting Tsuna and Gokudera down on the table.
"Um… Where's Tsuyoshi-san, Yamamoto?" Tsuna asked, speaking of Yamamoto's father as well of the owner of this place.
"Dad? Haha, he's not in today." Yamamoto simply smiled.
"O-Oh…" Tsuna seemed confused at Yamamoto's short reply, but at least that explained the locked door and turned-off lights.
"He's taking some rest today. He's out fishing." Yamamoto explained, making up for his previous reply.
Tsuna nodded, satisfied.
"Why the fuck are we here!" Gokudera shouted, asking the same un-answered question he had asked before.
Yamamoto bent down to stare at the miniature bomber.
He had been so quiet, it was odd. Even when they were walking to Yamamoto's place, instead of his usual cussing and blabbering, the little storm guardian had preferred to stay silent.
Yamamoto thought this had something to do with Gokudera's suddenly shrunken size.
He now smiled, thinking of how cute his little friend was.
"W-W-What the hell are you staring at, baseball idiot! And don't give me that fucking smile!" Gokudera yelled, a blush appearing on his face. Now that he was seeing the baseball idiot's face from close up, Gokudera thought the idiot looked quite handso…
'NO!' Gokudera thought, mentally cursing himself as the blush got harder. 'What the fuck am I thinking?! No! I did not just think that idiot was handsome…'
Tsuna was also having similar thoughts.
'Wow.. I never thought knew Yamamoto looked so handsome… No wonder he's so popular!' The fish thought. Then he blushed furiously at what he had been thinking about. 'HIEEEE! Did I just really think that?! I'm just as bad as everybody else!' Tsuna wailed to himself.
Yamamoto turned his eyes on Tsuna, oblivious to the fact of his friends' actions.
'Tsuna looks so adorable, too!' Yamamoto chuckled. He took out his phone and took a shot of Tsuna.
Tsuna and Gokudera clutched their ears at the sudden sound of [Homerun!] which was the clicker sound for Yamamoto's phone.
It sounded very loud in their ears.
Gokudera, who recovered first, skidded to a stop in front of his beloved boss, and spread his arms out in a protective pose.
"What the HELL did you just do to Tenth, baseball idiot?!"
Yamamoto only took another shot, this time a picture of him in response.
[Homerun!]
Gokudera and Tsuna clutched at their ears again, groaning at the loud, ridiculous sound.
"Hahaha~ Taking pictures, of course!" Yamamoto grinned easily.
He took three more photos of the both of them.
[Homerun!]
[Homerun!]
[Homerun!]
"Hieeeeee! Yamamoto! P-Please st-stop!" Tsuna whined, practically ripping his ears.
[Homerun!]
"God dammit! Baseball idiot! Didn't you just hear Tenth say to stop?!" Gokudera screamed, who was also cupping his ears. "Are you okay, Tenth?! No, of course you're not! Argh! I'm so sorry Tenth! I've failed you as your right hand man!" He wailed, clasping at Tsuna's shirt, and also somehow managing to bend down to bang his head on the table.
Tsuna panicked and started comforting Gokudera.
"Go-Gokudera…"
"Tenth…" Gokudera murmured, looking up at Tsuna with big, watery eyes.
"Hahaha… Sorry Dera… Sorry Tsuna.." Yamamoto scratched the back of his head, feeling a bit guilty now.
Gokudera tore his eyes off his beloved boss, and turned them to glare at the baseball player, who slightly flinched.
"Che." He growled. He was too annoyed and too much in pain to retort Yamamoto's calling him 'Dera'.
"No, it's okay now, Yamamoto... Right, Gokudera?" Tsuna said comfortingly, feeling quite guilty, though why he should be guilty was a wonder.
"Only 'cuz Tenth said so, baseball idiot…" Said bomber muttered.
Yamamoto instantly brightened up.
"Ahahahaha~ Well then, I guess I should start cooking!" The rain guardian said as he looked up at the clock and bustled around to wash his hands, as well as prepare a few ingredients.
"Cook what, bastard?" Gokudera asked, somehow sounding a bit curious.
Tsuna also looked at Yamamoto in morbid curiosity.
"You'll find out soon enough…" Yamamoto repeated, grinning, a slow, mysterious aura covering him.
Tsuna and Gokudera once again shuddered.
The smile plastered on Yamamoto's lips was not the usual smile he had on his face… It seemed more..dark…and dangerous…
It reminded Tsuna of the dream he had earlier.
The thought made him want to run away.
Should he?
Tsuna's hyper instincts were telling him to do so, but he couldn't just leave Gokudera alone…
Should he take him with him?
But he doubted they would get far enough before Yamamoto dragged them back…
Besides! What if he was wrong? What if he was just being a wimp again—a paranoid?
Yamamoto surely didn't seem to be the type to do something so horrid…
Then again…
Tsuna took a glance up at Yamamoto.
The baseball player was grinning and humming a small tune.
Anybody would think this would be normal, until they saw his eyes.
They were…well, insane.
Tsuna didn't know how else to put it.
Yes.
His rain guardian currently looked…insane.
Tsuna shuddered.
Just what the hell happened to this world?!
Gokudera, noticing Tsuna's shudder, turned to face him.
"Is something wrong, Tenth?" He whispered.
That's right.
Whispered.
Tsuna's body unconsciously jerked, thinking he had heard wrong.
I mean, Gokudera? Whispering?
Tsuna shook his head.
Maybe the world was coming to an end.
But as he looked up at Gokudera again, he realized that the bomber was looking quite nervous… Not to mention that he kept fiddling with his fingers, and giving nervous glances at Yamamoto now and then.
Tsuna turned his eyes on Yamamoto, confused.
What could the baseball player possibly be doing to make the loud bomber act like th-
Oh.
Tsuna's eyes widened in fear as he saw Yamamoto cutting up ingredients and making sushi.
He instantly saw what was making Gokudera so nervous—a line of freshly-made sushi, with octopus toppings.
Tsuna gulped.
No wonder Gokudera was acting like this.
He was surely worried…
Worried, that he'd be next…
Yamamoto did say that he'd be using them for sushi…didn't he?
Tsuna fought the constant shudders up his spine as he saw cans around him—all opened.
Revealing light brown stuff that obviously added up to one thing.
Canned tuna.
And Yamamoto was currently scooping a spoonful of the fish and dumping it onto a square of flattened rice and other ingredients such as ham, cucumber, Japanese pickled radish…
Tsuna froze.
These ingredients seemed too familiar.
If he remembered correctly, he had seen them in…in his dream…
Tsuna glanced down at the crispy black sheet that was supporting the sticky rice.
Yep.
Tsuna's faced paled.
Laver.
"U-U-Uh, w-w-w-what a-are y-y-you m-making, Ya-Yamamoto…?" Tsuna asked, mustering up all his courage.
"This?" Yamamoto smirked. "Oh. Well, it's a Korean traditional food. It's sort of like sushi, but this one contains ingredients like ham, cucumber, Japanese pickled radish, spinach, kimchi, fish cake, crab cake(the meat inside a razor crab), and sometimes even special ingredients like tuna." Yamamoto's smirk widened evilly. "It's called, a 'kimbab'."
"R-Right…" Tsuna choked out feebly.
Yamamoto chuckled, while Gokudera preferred not to talk at all, due to his churning stomach.
"Well." Yamamoto said as he suddenly placed sown his kitchen knife. "Onto our main feast, shall we?" he smiled as he leaned closer to the shocked octopus and quaking tuna.
"Ahahahaha… Yes… I think I'll enjoy eating that very much…"
And Tsuna and Gokudera found themselves in the oddest state, ever.
Tsuna was rolled up in rice, laver, and several other ingredients, while Gokudera was trapped onto a rugby-shaped(sorta..) ball of rice—green wasabi clinging uncomfortably onto his back—a strip of laver holding him down.
There were two cards placed in front of them.
They couldn't see what it read, but they knew they read,
Tuna kimbab and Octopus sushi.
"Wake up guys, we're here!" A voice called out.
Both Tsuna and Gokudera groaned at the all-too-cheery voice.
Yamamoto chuckled at his two miniature friends.
They sure were cute.
He grinned.
"Hahahaha, funny you two dozed off at the same time on my hand." The cheerful rain guardian smiled, peering down at them.
Tsuna and Gokudera both simultaneously sighed in relief.
It was all a dream.
Man, they've just had the craziest dream ever!
It was about them turning into-
"Now, now. Wake up guys, we're here!"
Tsuna and Gokudera glanced up at Yamamoto, then at the house/restaurant in front of them.
He was right.
They had arrived.
Tsuna and Gokudera gave another relieved sigh as they saw the door was not locked, but rather open, and that the lights were on.
"I'm home, dad!" Yamamoto grinned as he entered the door.
"Takeshi! And your friends, too?" Tsuyoshi exclaimed, not evening questioning about Tsuna and Gokudera's shrunken size. "Good, good. Sit down, sit down!"
Yamamoto chuckled as he took a seat and placed his two friends down onto the table.
"What are you planning to do with your friends today, hmm, Takeshi?" Tsuyoshi smiled, looking fondly at his son and his friends.
"Oh, I was thinking the three of us could make some sushi, you know?" Yamamoto grinned.
Which reminded Tsuna…
"Yamamoto, what kind of sushi are we going to make?" Tsuna called out in a squeaky voice.
Gokudera looked warily at the said baseball idiot.
"Hahaha~ I was thinking of making something new today."
"L-Like what?"
"Well, I'm pretty good at making octopus sushi, so I was thinking I could make that for you guys, and I also wanted to try this Korean traditional food called 'kimbab' with some canned tuna in i… Guys?" Yamamoto asked as her saw Tsuna and Gokudera fall down dramatically. "G-Guys?" He picked the two up onto his hands while Tsuyoshi looked at them worriedly.
They both had fainted.
And of course, Yamamoto never found out why Tsuna and Gokudera had both knocked cold that day…
A/N: So yeah. Bad ending :/ BUT! I'm glad I'm finished with this one hehe :))
The next chapter will NOT be related to this… I repeat! NOT! Infact, chappie three will be centered in HibarixGokudera, as Snowflake suggested :) If you want chappies centering your fav couple, then feel free to review! I also take couples that are NOT Vongola, such as Varia or Millefiore :) Plz note that I'm not really familiar with the Shimon Familigia… I haven't read the manga(just the anime). But I will. Eventually. Haha Infact, my fav couple is BelxFran, so yaaaay for that!:D
Lights out, guys!
Luv ya!
R&R!
-Vimn.
