"Funny.", I said.
"Come sit over here sugar.", Tarzan said.
"I think I have to pass on that."
"Oh come on sweet tits.", he said.
"Tarzan that's enough. Leave her be.", Big Dick Richie said.
"Calm down Dick I was only teasing.", Tarzan laughed.
"She obviously didn't know Mike was a stripper.", Tito laughed.
"No I didn't, but it's a living. Right?", I said trying not to offend them.
"A living. Ha. What is it you do sugar?", Tarzan asked.
"I'm a dancer. I just moved here from L.A.", I said. They all stared at me, and started laughing. "Not that type of dancer. I did shows and recitals, contemporary and lyrical…"
"Ah she's a sophisticated dancer. Honey with a body like that you can get a job down here in no time.", Tito said passing me a blunt.
"I don't really smoke, but if you have alcohol I'd love some.", I said.
"Ha my kinda girl! Big Mex will be here soon with the premium shit.", Tito said wrapping an arm around my shoulder.
"So how long have you been on the force?", Big Dick Richie asked The Kid.
"What?", The Kid asked rudely.
"Police. How long have you been a cop?", he said with a cigarette hanging out of his mouth.
"I'm not a cop."
"Ha ha, I'm just fucking with you sit down.", he said and threw a lotion bottle at The Kid.
They gave him a little hard time, and we all laughed. Mike came back stage, and they all started getting ready. I stood by Mike while he was explaining to The Kid what to do all night. I leaned on the counter, and looked ahead of me to see someone pumping their penis. I looked up to see Big Dick Richie blinking a wincing. He looked down and laughed at my expression.
"So that's why they call you Big Dick Richie…", I said biting my lip.
"Well you can just call me Richie, big dick is implied.", he winked.
I coughed uncomfortably, and just smiled. He was so ruggedly handsome. Dark brown hair, beautiful tan skin, eyes you could get lost in. Don't get me wrong the other guys were attractive, even Tarzan to an extent, but there was something about Richie that made my blood rush to my face. The fact I had seen his penis didn't help any.
"You ready for the show baby girl?", Mike said excitedly.
"Am I ready to see my brother take his clothes off? Not exactly my dream, Mikey."
"Well drink some of this and you'll loosen up, but not too much I don't want you to rape one of the guys.", he laughed.
I had a past with drinking. When Mike was a senior in high school and I was a freshman he'd bring me to parties. By sixteen I could drink anyone, including the football team, under the table. I also found myself in steamy situations. Drunk Cassadee is a bit…sexual. Go figure. I hadn't drank in about two years. Not because I was an alcoholic, but because it slowed me down in my dance life.
I'm assuming the large guy in the leprechaun suit is Big Mex, but Mike introduced him as Tobias. The man handed me a cap full of piss like substance, which tasted stronger than moonshine. The burning lasted for five minutes, but that didn't stop me from having a few caps. I started getting tipsy as Mike sat me down in a chair in front of the stage next to the sorority girls from earlier.
Dallas came out on stage yelling and making hand gestures. Then the lights dimmed, fogged rolled in, and men in coats came out strategically with umbrellas. It turns out my brother was front and center shaking his ass, Ken and Tito right behind him, and Tarzan and Richie in the back.
Then my favorite song to dance to came on, Booty Wurk by T Pain. The guys came off stage and started grinding on people. Richie came up to me and pulled my chair from the table, then took my drink out of my hand and set it on the table. He straddled my lap and put my hands on his chest as he grinded on me. I didn't know what to do, so I just let him do his thing.
Before I knew it they were done, and he kissed my cheek. I blushed uncontrollably, and just sipped my drink. My buzz was going hard. Then Tito came out doing some routine. Dallas brought a woman with a bride to be sash up on stage, and sat her in a chair. Ken came out of a life size Barbie box, walking like a Barbie, and grinded on the woman. Then my brother, as a construction worker, with a sludge hammer came out, and was mauled by women. Gross by the way.
Richie was behind a curtain with only his shadow showing, then he maneuvered over to an older woman in a chair and grinded on her. He looked at me and winked. I felt a bit jealous, but it faded with another sip of my margarita. He went back behind the curtain, and fully unclothed himself. His manhood dangled, and the woman's jaw fell to the floor. I felt completely turned on, but then his act was over.
Dallas came out again and had a bongo, yelling woooohaaaa and Tarzan. But he never came out, which put everything on hold. I got curious and went back stage, I should say stumbled back stage. All the guys surrounded Tarzan on the floor passed out or just completely fucked up. Dallas was yelling, and the guys were trying to wake Tarzan up.
"Mother fucker! How many fucking times?!", Dallas yelled. "S&M routine, you up on that? Can you do that?", he asked Ken.
"I'm not putting that out there. That's negative energy. That's bad.", Ken said in a hippy way.
"Ah Richie! You up for the ah the ah fire bit? Can you do that?", he asked Richie.
Richie stood there in his boy panties and head band, "Nah I got that fire phobia, issue."
"Tito! Anything? South of the fucking border shit you been doing at home? Nothing?", Dallas asked desperately.
"I'm working on something, it's not ready yet.", Tito explained.
"We got to do something! Mikey, Mikey.", he said.
"I just came off stage. You go out there.", Mike said.
"Give me something. I'm not fucking hitting the floor.", he said.
"You want me to come up with something?", Mikey smirked.
"Fuck yeah man!", Dallas yelled.
Mike grabbed The Kid, by the way I finally got his name it's Adam, but anyways and drug him out of the room. I heard hoots and hollers from the front, and the guys looked amused.
"Maybe Mike found a good one.", Ken said.
"Fresh meat for the ladies, that's all he is.", said Tito.
"What do you think sweetie?", Ken asked putting his arm around me.
"I'm not a specialist, but from the sounds he's getting he must be.", I said.
"Don't buy the hype babe, he's just getting his cherry popped. He'll have to actually work next time.", Dallas said from the doorway. "So you, what's your story?"
"Ah well I just moved here from L.A., and now I'm an unemployed dancer living with my brother.", I said awkwardly.
"Hmm, well I've got an offer for ya. If you'd like to hear it meet me after the show.", he said coyly. The man had a plan brewing.
"I'm not stripping.", I said boldly.
"Not what I meant sweet cakes. I run a men's strip club. You don't exactly fit in.", He tilted his hat towards me, and went on stage.
After the show we were all sitting at the bar. The two sorority girls, two other girls, Adam, and Richie were talking. I was on the other side of the bar making drinks with Tito. Tito, even though I met him three hours ago, was really becoming a cool friend. He's funny, and talks highly of his girlfriend. I know, sort of a disappointment, but he's fun to be around. Tarzan turned out to be a nice guy when he sobered up, and wasn't trying to sweet talk me. Ken's married and a little out there, but still a fine specimen. Richie, although he was talking to other girls, kept giving glances and smiled at me from time to time.
Dallas and Mike motioned for me to come over to the table they were at. A little uneasy I hopped over the counter, and walked up to them. Mike was a little irritated, and Dallas had a huge grin on his face. "Something's up.", I said cautiously as I sat at the table.
"Look baby girl in no way are you being forced to do this, and don't feel like I'm pressing you to get a job. Take as much time as you need.", Mike said.
"Are you done Oprah? I'm not asking her to sell drugs. Look Cassadee, I have a proposition that pays extremely well, and you're just the person for it. With being a dancer, and being fit you'd do great.", Dallas said.
"Keep going."
"Alright here it is. I want to spice things up a bit around here. Would you be interested in giving lessons to women on stage?", he asked.
"That's extremely vague what type of lessons?", I furrowed my brows together.
"Okay my guys strip and tease and mind fuck these ladies all night long, but that only last for a night. What I need you to provide are some lessons. Like on how to give a proper lap dance, and how to please a man.", he ended with a huge smile on his face.
Okay guys, what do you think? Do you like where I'm going with this? I need more reviews people! Thank you for following & favoriting, but I want you to tell me what you think. Obviously I've begun a little spark between her and Richie, but things could change. Who knows…Oh yeah. I do. Anyways! R&R my sweeties!
P.S. Later on rating will change and lemons will happen ;)
