Chapter 2.
Everyone in the room stood in shock as the head of Robot Santa stared at them with those red, evil eyes of his. They didn't know what to do; they didn't know what would happen to them, what if his head would explode and kill them all? Or would this finally be a chance of spending every Christmas with peace and happiness without this thing ruining it. After moments of this awkward silence, the little mechanical nightmare started to speak.
"Argh, don't you worry about me," He said as he was rolling out, "I'll be back."
As soon as what remained of Robot Santa left, everyone had gone back to his or her tasks. As Gord had just sat down on the couch, he noticed that Leela and Fry were kissing.
"Aw, get a room you meatbags." He said, but before he could do or say anything else, Leela shoved him to the ground. He noticed that he was not needed here; he was getting a burning sensation throughout his mind and body, and he finally stormed out of the front doors of the building. He stood outside were the cool air trickled through his skin and cooled down the burn inside him. Which made him relax.
"Man, I gotta stop hanging out with Bender." He whispered to himself quietly as he sat onto the stairs, realizing on what he had just said. At this moment, on the other side of the city, Robot Santa was exiting out of a robotic body shop called 'Arns ultimate killing and knitting essentials'.
"Know be careful with your new body, make sure to destroy everythink with yourn gigantic mouscles!" Said the man at the counter with an Arnold Shwarzanegger accent as Robot Santa exited the shop. Just then,
"OH HANS! Your viener Schnitzel is ready!" Said a man from the back of the room, making the cashier shrill like a little girl.
Robot Santa looked somewhat like the Terminator, which matched his terrifying personality (Or whatever robots have). He decided to take the long way this time to the PE building, he wanted the satisfaction of blowing up people to a billion pieces. As he made his way through every street, he only left death and destruction behind. As he was continuing on his path, he found himself in Little Italy; he noticed he was in a 2d world.
As he was passing by, he started shooting blocks, stomping on goomba's and he even knocked out what seemed to look like Mario.
"Mama mea! Why did that stupid meat ball come and ruin our white pants of piece!" Said what seemed to look like Luigi as Pac-man paramedics took 'Mario' into the ambulance.
Santa finally made his way to the PE building, were he smiled with evil satisfaction. He decided to make his way through the back door, where he knew it would mean a safe entry. As he walked through the door, he found himself in the hangar, and found his first victims. Kif and Amy. The couple were secluded from the rest of their crew, whicch meant an easy takedown. They looked like they were discussing about something.
"Uhm, ah ohm chee, Amy we've been together for about almost a year now, and I just wanted you to know that I've been having the best times of my life with you," Said the green amphibion as he was kneeling down, Amy was grinning at what she thought was about to happen.
"Amy-."
"Will you put your hands up?" Said Santa as he pointed his gun at them, they both gasped and did as they were told. As Santa neared closer to subdue them, Kif screamed, but then was cut off by Santa's mechanical hand covering his mouth. Kif's head started to blow up like a balloon and then suddenly deflated, knocking him out.
"Kiiiiiiif!" Amy screamed as she rushed to his side, but then slipped on, yet again, the same banana peel, knocking her out as well. He then dragged the two into the bridge of the PE ship. He walked upstairs and entered the Rec Room, where he had seen the professor and Mom starting to (Gulp) make out.
"Oh Huby, I don't know why we ever broke apart all these times, aw hell I love you, you little bastard." Said Mom as she smooched him on the lips again.
"Oh my, I don't even know what we're talking about, but alright." Said the professor as he responded to the kiss.
"M-Mom? You dare kiss this evil hoodlum? That's so naughty, I'm adding this to my top 5 naughtiest list." Said Santa as he brought out a little PDA, frightening the couple. He made a screen pop out, and he added the name Mom with a little heart at the end of it than he hit enter. Then a loading bar came up, the three waited impatiently as it loaded. Farnsworth looked at his watch and Mom lit a cigarette until Santa hit the device, and put it away. Then the old couple screamed as Santa crept towards them and knocked them out.
"Ooooh! My angry dome!" Screamed the professor before he was unconscious. Just then, Hermes, LaBarbra, Zoidberg and Mutilda entered the room.
"Great claws of jaws! The professor and Mom have been knocked out by Santa!" Said Hermes, pointing at the evil Robot. Then Santa quickly looked at Zoidberg.
"Ahh, John, I have a present for you." He said as he gave him what seemed like a jack in the box.
"Wow, a present form Santa, Vhat an honou-." Said Zoidberg as a doll that had sprung up and whacked him in the face cut him off. Just then it pulled out a tranquilizer gun and shot the rest of the group.
"Go to sleep and live for an eternity in your nightmares." Giggled the doll in a little kid voice as it slowly wound back into the box. As Santa was making his way towards the PE ship with the crewmembers, he came across an open utility closet where he found Bender and the laptop.
"Aw yea babey, you download the hell outta me." Bender said as he had his USB cord into the computer.
"BENDER! I DON'T BELIEVE WHAT I'M SEEING!" Screamed Santa as he seen what was taking place.
"OH EH WHA? I WASN'T DOING ANYTHING!" Said Bender as he rolled up his cord on the side of his head and 'zipped' it up. Santa took a "Merry Christmas" Magnet and put it on Benders head until he was on sleep, then he turned to the computer.
"Sssh, sssh, it's ok, I'm sorry you had to see that." Santa said as he patted the Laptop gently, then he shut it off.
As Santa tied up his victims, he noticed that there were a few of the crew missing, he already checked the offices and the hangar, but he still couldn't find them, then he remembered the TV lounge. He slapped himself in the face and walked down the hall towards the door. He laughed to himself as he entered the employee's lounge; where he found Fry and Leela asleep on the couch.
"It's like taking latkes from Zombie Hanukkah." Said Santa to himself, trying not to wake up the couple. He grabbed the pair by the ankles and laughed in triumph.
"This is it! I have now defeated the only people that can stop me!"
End of chapter two.
