A/N: Here we are, chapter two. Eventually I'll stop writing Harry Potter stuff and go back to my Sherlock stuff, but now isn't that time. Sorry! Meanwhile, enjoy this short second installment in my texting series. (I feel like the shipboard computer in Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy saying "Enjoy this light music." Then Ford turns off the light music. :P)
-Hi Sherlock, I'm guessing ur at home, just saying I've got a date after work so watch u don't blow anything up, hear me?! I don't want 2 come home to a disaster area in case she wants to go to 'my place.' JW
-Your deduction is correct. Not much of a challenge, seeing as Gavin hasn't brought me a case in God knows how long, and I'm about ready to shoot something. But don't bother me with your trivial outing itineraries, John. Your grasp of popular culture is pitiful, by the way. SH
-Look who's talking! the man who thinks Britain's got talent is nothing more than an "unlikely phrase". JW
-That was months ago. You said you wouldn't bring it up. Besides, I must have deleted it previous to the case. SH
-Uh huh. ;-) JW
-Please do not use punctuation faces at me! How many times do I have to tell you? SH
-Not listening. Theyre called emojis, and I like them. JW
-Ugh. Well then, what exactly should I not do to keep the flat presentable, other than "blow anything up"? Your words, not mine. SH
-John? SH
-(composing a master list, since there are SO many things you could do, its scary.) JW
-Well? It's been ten minutes, John. SH
-Are you going to show me the list, or should I go back to the pig? Last chance. SH
-that is exactly what i'm talking about... JW
-NO: fires, weird animals, knives + other weapons, BLOOD (none Sherlock!), people parts in the kitchen (or anywhere really), marks on the sofa from fights, lab equipment out, skull things, stuff from cases strewn everywhere, and things in MY room. None got it?! JW
-Read the list. You're very specific, John. SH
-Yep. And ur gonna listen to it this time! Not like what happened with louise. That was awful. JW
-Maybe you should pick a mate who will be less selective about her partner's environment. Just a thought. SH
-I really don't think anyone would be ok with our living environment, sherlock! JW
Reviews are always appreciated! Even very short ones will do. :)
