Let's Rave.

Author's Note: Well, first I'm going to introduce myself, I'm Samantha, and everyone calls me Sam, or Samma. I'm posting my story on Rumlover's account because I don't have one myself, and I'm too lazy to make one. Well, now that that's been cleared up, on with the story telling.

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Chapter Two: This, is a car.

"Well, you could always run screaming like a maniac down the road and see what happens." Sam just smiled at her while I glared. 'What did you want me to say? I've got nothing."

'You never do." I huffed and threw myself across Brandon's bed.

"What's your oh so intelligent plan then?' Sam hit me with a pair of his jeans and a polo before opening the door. "Blond boy's out of the shower coming this way." I flipped off the bed, hitting my head on the table next to it and ran towards the door. She could have warned me that he was there, but that's not Sam's nature.

'Thanks Sam." She waved over her shoulder at me while I tried to untangle myself from on top of him, again, he was smirking. Surprise.

"So much for elven reflexes, huh buddy?" Sam shot over her shoulder, Legolas glared in her direction, he was so cute.

'Well, that's the second time I've ended up on top of you, shirtless, and I've known you maybe an hour. Makes you wonder what's going to happen next." I thrust the clothes in his smirking face and followed Sam back down the stairs. 'You are no help at all you know." Sam was now sitting in front of the tv with Aragorn and Gimli, eating a taco, and watching Sponge Bob. Perfect, just what they needed to see. I walked over and stood in front of the tv blocking their vision, Sam's face contorted in a fit of rage and the next thing I knew I had a remote sticking out of my mouth and she was on her way to the kitchen. "Hey! I needed to tell you what we were going to do next! So stop stuffing your face with my food!" She stuck her head around the corner and stuck her tongue out at me, I threw a pillow at her, missed and hit Legolas in the nose.

"Why must you continue to hit my in the nose Lady Jaydn, I'm pretty sure it is already broken." I slapped my hand on my mouth and ran past him to the kitchen and grabbed a bag of ice.

'Here, put the ice on, it might help the swelling." Did I mention how swollen it was? It was huge.

'You look like you got hit in the face by a two by four." Sam snickered when she saw how big his nose had indeed gotten.

'What is ice, and what is a two by four?" Legolas was moving his mouth funny like it tasted weird to say those words, Sam just patted him on the shoulder and kept walking.

"Oh yeah, you might want to get Blondy some new clothes, those pants are a little short. Looks like he's planning on a flood later on." I looked down and sure enough, he looked like he was wearing a pair of capris. I smiled and pulled him back up stairs to grab him a pair of shorts. Once he had changed I raced back down stairs and again stood in front of the tv, the remote was no where in sight, which was a good thing.

"Here's the plan, Sam, I'm going to drop you off at your house with Aragorn and Gimli, you're going to get your car and take them to the mall, I'm going to take Legolas to the hospital and meet you there later, got it?" She yawned and didn't reply, I aimed another pillow at her but Legolas grabbed it out of my hand before I could let it go.

'What is a car?" Gimli grunted in his thick accent, it almost sounded like he was speaking troll.

"I really must insist no you not throwing things, your aim is a little, off." Aragorn and Sam snickered while It glared at the both of them.

'Fine. Well, let's go, all of you. Oh yeah, Sam tell your mom that your gonna be staying with me for a few more nights, savvy?"

'What? Why?" She almost tripped on the door frame trying to turn around and face me, good thing Aragorn was there or she would have fallen right off the side of our little porch.

'Because I need you help." I nodded towards the three of them, and watched her face form and understanding expression, I patted her on her head and continued out the door. "Ok, you guys, this, is a car." I pointed to the four runner. They all looked at it like it was going to hurt them.

'What does it do?" Aragorn asked being the brave leader that he is and stepping closer, Sam was again being no help standing off to the side laughing at us.

'Well, it's kinda like a horse, it takes you places. Ok Samma, if you think you can do better." Sam had started guffawing at my explanation and held her hand up for me to give her a minute, I just stood there glaring at her. She finally stood and sat smiling at me.

'It's a contraption with a motor, like a battery, it gives power. Like a water generator, only not. Well anyway, it converts a liquid into energy and the energy is used to power said contraption, thus giving you a way of transportation that is a lot faster than walking or riding a horse." They were all nodding along in understanding, she just smirked at me. "I believe that I 2-1 Samma."

'Shut up and get in."

'SHOTGUN!" Sam yelled jumping in the door Legolas had managed to open, he stared at her like she had ten heads. 'Who ever calls that first gets to sit in the front seat, savvy?"

'I was merely opening the door so that you may have gotten in." Legolas still had a confused look on his adorable face.

'Oh, well, I like that better, and thank you." She smiled at him and turned to the radio, he was still shaking his head when he got in the back seat, between Aragorn and Gimli. So now all I could see in my rear view mirror was his head, not that I minded. They all jumped when I turned the ignition and the music blared out. It was now playing my Basshunter cd, which was just a bunch of techno, Aragorn and Legolas were holding their ears, Gimli actually looked like he enjoyed it.

'What is that infernal racket?'Aragorn yelled over the pounding bass, Sam just laughed and turned it up. I reached over and turned it down because Legolas looked like he was expecting an explosion.

"Hey, what gives?" Sam glared when I turned it off.

'That my friends is music. And Legolas has sensitive ears because he's an elf, duh." She stuck her tongue out and put her window down.

''Wimpy elf."

'What?" He snarled glaring at her, she smiled and waved at him through the mirror, he just sat back and crossed his arms." I'm not wimpy." I had to laugh, he looked like a little five year old who had just lost something, Sam winked at him and continued to look out the window.

'Ok, get out, you remember what I told you right?" Sam hoped out and signaled for Aragorn and Gimli to come. She looked at her hummer and back at me and placed her hand on her hip.

"Ok mother, about what time do you think you and Blondy will meet us? How about at the food court?" the other two nodded, Legolas just glared at Sam for calling him that. I sighed and nodded before turning to Legolas.

'How bad does it hurt?"

"Before or after you managed to hit it again?" He smirked when I glared at him.

'Keep it up, and my hand will mysteriously hit it again with no prior knowledge, savvy?' He nodded and placed his hands over his nose and turned open eyed back to Sam. 'Sounds good." She nodded and pulled her door open.

'MOM! I'm home!" She walked in for about thirty seconds and then came running back out. 'BE BACK LATER!"

'Is she always that loud?" Legolas mumbled hoping she wouldn't here.

'Why, got a problem with it?" She was looming over his window, he seemed to shrivel up in his seat and shake his head, she backed off. 'Good, didn't think so. Come on you two, let's go shopping! I got the platinum!" She did a victory dance, Gimli and Aragorn merely shrugged at each other and joined her in her celebrating. I smacked my hand to my forehead while Legolas laughed at them all. This could not turn out well.

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"Sign here." The bottle blond receptionist thrust the sign up sheet into me while popping her gum and batting her eyebrows at Legolas. The poor thing, he was clueless to her trying to flirt, o matter how desperate it got. Like how she knocked the pen over and had to BEND-N-SNAP to get it back. I scoffed and pulled Legolas way. She scowled at me, and continued to pop her gum, I just wish it would pop and get all over her painted on face.

"Ok, you're not to answer to Legolas while we're here ok? You'll be-"

"Larry! Get over here you little tyrant!" I looked over to the corner to see a pregnant woman chasing down her toddler who was busy knocking all the magazines off the table in the center of the waiting room. All the other occupants merely watched with eyebrows raised, holding on to their magazines rather tightly. Like he was gonna knock it out of their hands.

'Thats it!"I smacked my forehead. 'You can be Larry! Or Lloyd, you chose." He raised his eyebrow and looked at toddler still running around.

'Why can I not be Lego-" I smacked my hand over his face.

'Because no one has that name anymore, it would be weird, so you'll be Larry, ok?" He nodded and I removed my hand from his face. "Ok, how old are you?"

"3027" He deadpanned, missing me falling out of my chair. I clambered back up breathing deeply.

"17 sounds great."

"But I am not an elf-"

"You're a teenager, got it." My eye was twitching, I could feel it, he nodded looking frightened. "Excellent, now, I'll just make up the rest of the stuff and we're done."

Meanwhile, with Sam Aragorn, and Gimli. (Sam'sPOV)

"NO! Don't! I don't want to pay for that!' I ran over and grabbed the fancy lamp out of Aragorn's hand before he could drop it. 'Bad boy. Come here, don't leave me unless I give you permission, understood?" The store clerk was looking at us quite funny. A eighteen year old bossing around some old man, and the man was nodding and listening like he was frightened about getting hurt. I smiled and grabbed Aragorn's hand and marched off. 'We need to set some rules. You're name is now Arnold, and you!" I grabbed Gimli's hand right at it went for a hot dog being carried by us, "are Garry."

'But that is not my name." Aragorn looked adorably confused.

'Yes I know, but no one has weird names like Gimli or Aragorn anymore. No offense meant." I hastily smiled at Aragorn who was glaring after being insulted. "Anyway, we need to go buy you some clothes let's go." I let them have a free reign when we hit Pac Sun, something I know I will regret. The first one to come out was Gimli, I almost passed out I was laughing so hard. He was wearing a pair of pink board shorts and a purple girl's pull over, with a pink beanie, oh did I mention the orange belt?

'Well lass, what do you say." I stopped my laughter and looked at him as seriously as I could manage, which wasn't really.

"You look like a bowl of fruit loops." He cocked an eyebrow and I just shoved him back into the dressing room shaking my head and laughing. The store clerk was staring at us funny, so I made a funny face at her, she stopped looking.

"How do I look?" Aragorn twirled in a little circle, and I swear he just hit me with the Blue Steel. He was wearing a leather jacket, some leather chaps, and a Harley Davidson hat, I had to lock myself in the other dressing room for a minute. "is that a no then?" I nodded and shooed him back into the stall.

'Hey you guys, how about I chose your clothes this time?" I heard Gimli grumble while Aragorn practically begged me to give him another chance. God knows they need my help. I ran off and grabbed Aragorn a couple of Hurley shirts, and some jeans, and a couple pairs of shorts and Quicksilver shirts for Gimli before throwing them into the fitting room with them. They actually came out looking normal this time. Until you looked at their feet. Gimli was wearing the weirdest pair of metal boots I've ever seen, it was like he just walked out of the Holy Grail or something, Aragorn was wearing a pair of leather boots. He had actually been getting compliments on them, they still had to go. 'Shoes, now."

'Oh can I have these please?!?!?" I was merely tempted to by Aragorn his little red keds because he begged, but then my better judgment kicked in. Can you imagine the Kingly Ranger, in Keds? I cringe at the thought of it. I threw some rainbows at him and told him to be happy, he smiled even though I could tell he still wanted the Keds.

"Gimli, off with the shoes, now." Gimli shook his head and was being obnoxious about taking them off. Finally I had to recruit Aragorn to hold him down while I jerked them off, that's when I figured out why he never took his shoes off, his feet were hideous. In fact, I think I almost barfed up my breakfast just then, tennis shoes for him. "When was the last time you saw these feet? Last century? You need a mad pedicure man. Those feet are rank!" He glared at me while I went off to find him a pair of tennis shoes to cover that mess up, it almost made my hair curl they smelled so bad. " Ok, let's roll." I threw Gimli a pair of Nike's and went to get the total, that was mistake number one. Mistake number two not watching them, when I turned around they were no were in sight. The two of them make toddlers look easy to take care of. This is gonna be a long day.

Doctor's (Jaydn POV)

'Larry...Tang?" I popped up to see the doctor staring at the sheet like he head read something wrong, I grabbed Legolas' hand and sprinted over to the doctor. before he could look at the rest of the information on the sheet.

'Here we are!" His head shot up and the doctor smiled and stuck his hand out at Legolas, er, Larry; he looked from the hand to the doctor. I laughed nervously drawing the attention back to me. 'We think he might have broken his nose, he kinda ran into something hard."

"You are the one who slammed the door in my fa-" I slapped my hand over his mouth and smiled, the doctor just stared at us funny before nodding and motioning for us to follow.

'Shhhhhhhhhhh!" Legol-Larry just looked at me funny and followed after the doctor.

'So, Larry, what happened, what did you run into?" The doctor was busy putting gloves on and didn't see the hushed argument going on behind him, Larry and I hid it well when he turned around to stare at Leg-Larry.

"The corner of a wall."

'The door." I sent a furtive glare at Legolas who looked at me with raised eyebrows, the doctor was staring at us suspiciously.

"He was running around the corner of the wall, and I thought he had run into it. Why didn't you tell me you had hit the door I opened?" I was forcing a sweet look on my face, hoping Legolas would catch on.

"Because I didn't want you to be upset that it was you." Maybe he's smarter than I gave him credit for. The doctor nodded and walked over to Legolas who was on the fancy little chair, cringing. I could see him tensing because he wanted to just touch everything in the room, but he knew I would murder him if he did.

'So, are you new around here? Don't believe I've seen you before Larry.' The doctor was about to put his hands on Legolas' face, if Legolas would keep it still that is.

"He's my brother's friend, just down for the weekend." I smiled and hit Legolas who was about to say otherwise.

'Brandon's home?" The doctor had his tongue out he was concentrating so hard.

'Not yet sir, he will be in about, THREE HOURS!" I shouted clutching my hair, the doctor gave me a startled look, I smiled and sat back down in the corner. 'Yeah, in three hours, I have to go pick him up, and um, Legolas didn't have to take exams today, so he took an earlier flight in."

'Who?"

'Larry. Larry took an earlier flight." I smiled even larger, blushing now, Legolas was snickering behind the doctor, who at that precise moment caught and cracked Legolas' nose. Now it was my turn to laugh, the poor elven warrior was screaming like he had just been run through by a sword.

"Manion tanya ten'?" Legolas snarled, leaning back from the doctor. I smacked my face into my hand and hoped the doctor hadn't heard.

"So you speak Spanish then? Good to know college is teaching kids something these days." My head shot up and I almost cried with relief, too bad that sounded nothing like Spanish.

'Spaneesh?" Legolas looked as confused as hell.

'He takes French." The doctor nodded at me and threw an ice pack at Legolas.

'Slap that on there, and that's about all I can do for you today." he smiled at me, clapped his hand on Legolas' shoulder and left.

"Well, that went well huh?" He glared at me and walked out of the room with the ice pack covering his face. "Oh come on! You can't be that upset can you? I mean I didn't know he was gonna do that?" He continued to glare at me even when we got to the car. 'Fine by that way, we have to go meet Sam and the others now, so just suck it up you big baby."

"I am not a baby." He crossed his arm and sulked in the corner of his seat, it took everything for me not to start laughing like a dork, snorting included. I just shook my head and got out of the car to head into the mall. Legolas stood still staring at the Mall for a few minutes before I cleared my throat, making him jump. "Anyway, where are we supposed to be meeting Aragorn, Gimli, and Sam?"

"Some where in the food court, which is good cause I'm starving let's go!" the first thing I saw when I entered the food court was Sam screaming from on top of a table at a scared looking Aragorn, with tons of people crowding around them. This could not be good.

'I TOLD YOU NOT TO RUN AWAY! I THOUGHT AT LEAST YOU COULD HAVE UNDERSTOOD! NOW WHERE DID YOU LET GARRY GET TOOO? STUPID OLD PEOPLE!" She was practically foaming at the mouth, then I saw Gimli hiding behind a trash can snickering, but I guess he started laughing too hard cause her head whipped in his direction and she leaped over the table and landed in front of him. "DO YOU KNOW HOW LONG I'VE BEEN LOOKING FOR YOU? HOURS! AND THEN YOU HAVE THE NERVE TO HIDE BEHIDN ME AND LAUGH! I SHOULD PUNCH YOU!" There was a vein ticking in her forehead and she was shaking her balled up fist at him, I cleared my throat and her head popped up. "Oh hello. How was the doctors? DID I SAY YOU COUL DMOVE GARRY? Oh um, by the way, CAN I HAVE MY FACE BACK?!" The crowd turned and left acting like they didn't know what just happened. Only she has that power.

"Who is Garry? That person you are speaking to is Gi-Garry." Legolas caught sight of Sam's glare and smiled innocently before slowly sliding behind me so that she would have to hit me first she smiled at him before turning back to Gimli.

'So, I take it, it didn't go very well?" I smiled cautiously at her, she breathed deeply and sat down on top of the trash can.

"It went pretty well for the first part, but then when I was buying the stupid prat's their clothing, they ran off, and I just found Aragorn in the video game section playing Guitar Hero. You're amazing at that game by the way," Aragorn nodded and smiled at her, guess he got over the fact that she was just yelling at him two seconds ago, "And then I jerked him away and had to go find Gimli, who I just found hiding behind the trash can! Stupid dwarf." She glared at him, he smiled and scooted closer to Aragorn. I turned to Aragorn who had a strange look on his face.

"So Ara-what's his name?"

"Arnold." I started to laugh, he glared at me.

'So Arnold, you like Guitar Hero?" he nodded and smiled like a little five year old. 'Well my brother has it at home so it you want you can play it when we get home?"

What time does your brother get home?" Sam was wolfing down some french fries, and had ketchup all over her face, typical, I walked over and smacked a napkin on her face. She grinned at me before wiping it off, I rolled my eyes, she was so strange some times.

"In like HOLY SHIT! We have to go! Now!" I pushed, Legolas and Aragorn out of the door and turned to grab Gimli but Sam was already walking behind him, he was running like his master had the whips on him, well, I guess that's what you could call Sam. She was throwing french fries at him, he was catching them and eating them as he went.

'So what are we gonna do about these guys?" Sam motioned to the three of them huddle around the car, looking at the new clothes. 'Oh yeah, I bought Barbie some pants and shirts too, I hope they fit, if not, too bad." He glared at her and she stuck her tongue out. "Why are you upset? Barbie is a very important icon in today's children society, you should feel honored to be called that." He just continued to glare at her, and pulled out a t shirt that said 'Warning: May have Blonde Moments, so please use small words and speak slowly', I turned and gave her the look, you know the LOOK. 'What, come on, you know thats funny?" Legolas looked like he wanted to make her eat the shirt.

"Not really." He snarled throwing the shirt back in the bag, she just smiled and blew him a kiss

"I thought it was!" Legolas turned to glare at Aragorn who shrugged. "What, it is."\

"YEAH! That's the ticket Arnold!' Sam ran over to give him a high five, sticking her tongue out at me and Legolas, I just rolled my eyes while Legolas' glare darkened.

"LIKE OMG! IS THAT LIKE..ORLANDO BLOOM?" Sam's body just went rigged, she turned to look at Legolas and then at Aragorn, then turned to me and screamed.

'FANGIRLS!!!" she shoved Legolas into the back of the four runner and I vaulted into the back seat as well and locked the doors. Sam grabbed Gimli by his beard, against his screaming wishes, and threw him in the back before looking at Aragorn who held up his hands and did it himself, she smiled at him and jumped in her car. Next thing we knew it was like a down pour of bodies, they were coming from everywhere. Girls with braces and zits and bottle blond hair where throwing themselves against our cars rocking them trying to get to 'Orlando Bloom' and 'Viggo Mortesen'.

"One question.." I looked down in the floor board to see Legolas laying across the length of the seat and looking up at me, 'What is a fan girl, and who is Orlando Bloom?"

'Technically that is two, but, a fan girl is some one who is obsessed with some they think is hot and famous, which brings me to Orlando Bloom is a famous actor who, has an uncanny resemblance to you actually, played your character in the movie interpretation of the Tolkien's books that tell your story." I smiled at his confused face, he shook and still looked confused.

'How did this Tolkein man know of our stories and struggles?"

'Some say he made it up, or that he had heard of it before then. But no one really knows do they?" He shrugged and smiled at me. Wow, if I were standing my knees would have gone weak by now. We sat in silence, staring at each other for a long time, until my phone rang and I nearly died of fright. "Hello?"

"Hey! Has the down pour lightened in your direction?" Damn Sam and her timing.

"A little bit actually, what time is it?" Legolas was looking at the cell phone like it was gonna explode.

"Like three thirty, why?"

"Shit, my brother's gonna be home in like ten minutes. We've got to get home and hide these guys first." I heard her yell something at Gimli, sounded suspiciously like "I wouldn't eat that, who knows how long it's been in here buddy." I just rolled my eyes and looked at Legolas, he was looking out the window making a disgusted face, I turned to see why and wished I hadn't. Some girl was slobbering all over my window yelling out her undying love for Orland Bloom, disturbing to say the least.

"Well, I say we better get out of here, you know, turn the engine on, maybe they'll move, I'll try it first.' Sure enough I heard her rev her engine and thousands of girls started to scream. 'Ok, they'll move, see you when we get home!"

"OK then." I clambered up int eh front seat, Legolas tried to follow but I pushed his head back down. "Not yet, I really like the windows the way they are thanks, well, minus the slobber." I turned the key and they all scattered screaming and I just drove off, glad to be out of that hell hole.

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"Can you, hide them at your house?" I begged Sam looked at me like I had ten heads. Right now all six of us were locked up in my room trying to figure out how to keep them secret from my brother.

'Are you crazy? Do you know what my mom would say if she saw three men she didn't know just chillin in my room? She'd murder me first then ask questions. It's a no. Plus, isn't your brother gonna eventually see them, I mean it's gonna be hard to keep them hidden that long. Which reminds me, we really need to figure out how to get them home." Yeah, her mom was kinda like that. Sam never was one for staying on task.

"Yes well, that has to wait, and no my brother can't see them, he's supposed to be going camping, and taking his room mate with him, so that'll give us a few days. Then we'll figure out how to get these cats home. That should be tomorrow actually. We just have to convince him to go."

'HELLO! JAYDN! I'm home!" Sam fell of the couch before crawling to peek around the corner at the door, she cussed and turned back to us giving me a pointed glare She grabbed Aragorn and threw him in the linen closet, she took Gimli and told him to go into the pantry closet.

'Where to put you..oh I have the perfect place.' She grinned evilly at Legolas before dragging him into the basement and stowing him in the laundry shoot. 'Stay, be good boy." He glared at her and she ran back up to the door. 'BRANDON!" She threw her arms around him, he looked startled before awkwardly tapping her on the back.

"I missed you too, Sam." She smiled and looked at me, I smiled and looked at Brandon. "Sooo..."

"Are you going camping tomorrow?" I blurted out, Brandon just raised his eyebrow before dropping his bag and walking to the kitchen.

"Welcome home to you too then. And I don't know, depends on when Ross gets in tonight and if he;s too tired. Which reminds me, will you go pick him up?"

"NO! That's just awkward you tart." Sam said looking at him like he was dumb, he just raised his eyebrow.

'Jaydn?"

'No, that;s really would be weird Brandon, and you know it." He signed and walked to the pantry and was about to open it when some one sneezed, he turned to look at us, I raised my shoulders. Bad idea. He turned to Sam who started acting like she had the sniffles.

"Well, then, I'm really in the mood for some cookies-" Some one sneezed again, he turned to look at Sam.

'Sorry, I'm allergic to bull shit?"

"Bull shit?"

"Yup. Guess you were lying about those cookies." Some one sneezed again, she quickly made it look like it was her. He glared at her suspiciously.

'Then what is it I want?"

"I don't know, say something and I'll tell you if you want it." I smacked my hand on my forehead and turned away.

"What do you have like a sixth sense about food?" Brandon asked taking his hand off the pantry, that was close.

'NO, just bull shit, ACHOO. That was just allergies."

"So how can you tell which is which?"

'Because I can."

'Can not."

ACHOO! That was bull shit."

'Get out of here, you're so lying!"

"ACH-EE! You lied again. Man you must make a living off of bullshit."

'Oh shut up you twat, you don't know what you're talking about." He rolled his eyes at her and turned back to the pantry. "I really want those cookies."

'Ach-IOOOOO! Bull shit, you want frozen pizza." He raised his eyebrows at her, she just smiled and motioned to the fridge.

'Whatever." He grabbed the pizza and sent us furtive glares the whole time we stood watching him. 'Is there a problem, you're making me nervous!" We all jumped, even Aragorn in the pantry we heard him cuss, and Sam covered for him, faking a kick to the counter. 'Sam, you're a lot weirder than I remembered." Brandon shook his head and walked by us to the living room, I visibly deflated. She stuck her tongue out and mocked him until he turned around to look at her, she smiled, he just shook his head and mumbled about weird sophomores.

This is going to be a long night.

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