Walking over to the nearest bench AJ began to countdown from sixty out loud, letting Sheamus know that she was absolutely one hundred percent serious about the one minute time limit.
"50, 49, 48,47"
"Damn it woman would you give a man a little time to cover up?", Sheamus yelled from the closed stall.
"Nope, I don't do patience very well big guy. And besides we have a small matter to talk about. So get your pasty white butt out here.", AJ demanded in what she liked to think of now as her in charge voice before continuing with her countdown, "46, 45, 44, 43,42."
"Alright alright lass, I'm out", The seven foot Irishman bellowed stepping out of the shower.
"Great! Now we can talk business."
"Business? You want to talk business in the mans shower room with me while I have nothing on but a towel?" was his shocked replay. "Lass are you bloody daft?"
As soon as the question passed by his lips Sheamus realized how stupid it was. Of course the woman was daft he thought. What other female would walk into the men's shower room, throw open the stall on a naked man, demand he step out in a damn minute, and then want to talk business with said man while only his arse and privets were covered? Yes, she was bloody well daft he believed.
"No I am not crazy. Why the hell does everyone keep asking me if I am? For the one millionth time the crazy thing is all a gimmick.", AJ swore out in one long breath.
"Oh, never mind that anyway", she continued while waving her arms out into the air, " We need to talk".
"Alright then talk".
"Fine I'll start. Now before you interrupt just let me finish and then you can jump in with your own input. OK?"
Sheamus nodded his head and sat down on the bench opposite her.
"Good, well I'll start from the top. This past Monday night Vince came by to see me after we finished the live show. He began by giving his usual comments on everyone's matches and what needed to be worked on and what not. Then he moved on to the running storylines. And well it turns out he got an idea for a new angle. So I'm here to tell you all about it.", she paused to take in a deep breath needing air very badly considering she was rambling on at ninety miles a minute. "It turns out you and me are the new storyline big guy and we…
"WHAT?"
"Hey, didn't I say not to interrupt me? Hmmmmmmmmm, I believe I did.", she continued as if his outburst was nothing more than a slight annoyance. "Now where was I? Oh yes the storyline. You and I are going to be put in a new angle together involving your pathetic feud with Del Rio. Guess I shouldn't have made him wrestle Monday night after all when he pissed me off. That and your little joy ride gave Vince his newest insane idea. Although I thought your stunt was funny myself."
"Wait a minute there AJ. And don't give me that damn look for interrupting ya. It's my turn to talk ya hear? Precisely how are you supposed to become involved in the angel Alberto and I already have going?"
"Oh that, well that's simple big guy. Alberto is going to come after me for the match I put him in stating that if I hadn't made it than that idiot sidekick of his wouldn't have had to have gone back to the car to retrieve his gear, leaving the keys in the door for you too get your big hands on. Then once he comes after and blames me for your stunt you come out to defend me from the big bad Del Rio. That's the whole idea anyway. Vince said we could take it in what ever direction we wanted too. You know just a argument in the ring would work but Alberto said he wouldn't mind playing at going off the deep end. He even said we should do a fake attempt at him kidnapping me and you coming to my rescue. Personally I don't care either way as long as we make it work and Vince gets off my back about it. So what do you think?"
What did he think? Hell he didn't know what to think. One minute he had been enjoying a very nice shower and a minute later he sat in a towel listening to one of the craziest ideas he'd heard in a while. But of course it had to be crazy.
After all AJ was involved.
