So here it is, one-shot number two. Comments, followes and favorites are always appreciated! Hope you enjoy! :)
Ribbons
"Um, you have a little something in your hair." Daniel remarked, a wide grin on his face.
"Daniel…" Jack growled angrily.
Just when he thought it couldn't get any worse, Sam and Teal'c entered the room.
"I can't find any of th-" Sam stopped suddenly, taking in Jack's appearance. She let out a snicker before raining herself in, the battle not to laugh evident on her face.
"O'Neill, I do not understand the purpose of the pi-"
"Aht," Jack raised his hand up to point it at Teal'c menacingly, "Don't you dare say it."
Teal'c looked at Jack, one eyebrow raised, obviously confused.
"It's alright Teal'c," Daniel said still looking at Jack, a mischievous glint in his eye that did not bode will for a certain colonel.
"Jack's just trying to look pretty." His voice dropped down to a mock whisper. "Although between you and me, it's going to take a lot more to make that a pretty sight."
"Hey!" Jack cried indignantly.
"Well it's not untrue sir." Sam said, an evil smirk on her face.
"Carterrr." He moaned petulantly.
"Just saying the truth sir." She replied with an innocent smile. Jack however, was not fooled.
He knew he had to do something now, before they did something he would regret.
"You guys better not breathe a word of this to anyone." He growled, shooting his best glare at them.
Suddenly a bright flash engulfed the room.
"Whoops." Came Sam's decidedly unapologetic voice.
She had a camera out in front of her, obviously having just taken a picture of him.
"Carter!"
Daniel came a bit closer to him. "What's the matter Jack? Big bad Black-Ops colonel afraid of people seeing him with pink ribbons in his hair?" He asked with a innocent smile plastered on his face.
"Daniel so help me." He ground out.
Just then all of their phones beeped, saving Daniel from impending doom, in the form of one very ticked off colonel. He had a bad feeling about this. Reaching into his pocket and fishing out his phone, he turned it on, and impending sense of doom hanging over him.
Sure enough, when he opened up his phone he was met by an email from Carter. On it was a picture of him, glaring in an attempt to look menacing, an attempted that was thwarted by the state of his hair. Tuffs of his short hair were sticking up in the air, held together by pink ribbons. Slowly he looked up to check who Sam had sent it to. Please let it just be Sg-1.
His sense of doom tripled.
"Carter tell me you didn't." He looked up furiously, the smile on her face didn't show the smallest trace of guilt.
Daniel's laughter suddenly filled the room. "Oh my gosh!" He exclaimed between laughs. "You sent it to everyone at the SGC."
"I do not understand the humour at Colonel O'Neill's hair." Teal'c was staring at them like they had grown second heads.
He almost felt sorry for the big guy. Almost.
He stalked out of the room, leaving two hysterical scientist and one confused Jaffa behind.
This was the last time he looked after General Hammond's nieces.
Poor Jack, I keep picking on him. ;). Thanks for reading! Don't forget that if you have any suggestions or prompts for a one-shot to let me know!
