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DISCLAIMER: I DO NOT OWN TWILIGHT.
CHAPTER TWO
BY: IRONCOW
Edward: Hi. The voices in my head just told me to come and talk to you.
Bella: We've been talking for hours, Edward. Have you eaten already?
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Edward: My sister can see the future. Let me give you a clue. It's me and you.
Bella: You got me pregnant. Of course, we'll be together.
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Edward: Am I dead? Because I think I just met an angel.
Bella: You suck. You really do.
Edward: Yes, of course I suck… Wait a minute.
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Edward: Pardon me. I… Hello? Damn it! She fainted, again! Why can't I stop dazzling people?
Bella: I didn't faint. I was sleeping you idiot.
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Edward: Have you been drinking, or do I just intoxicate you?
Bella: No and no. Our child has been feeding with my blood. That's why I look intoxicated.
Edward: You're pregnant? Am I the father?
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Edward: I have a private island called…
Bella: Named after Esme. I know. I've been there.
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Edward: I'm an addict. Will you be my heroin?
Bella: I know that already. You used that on me in Book 1: Twilight.
Edward: What book are you talking about? Jacob told me about that. Are you crazy or something?
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-IRONCOW
