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DISCLAIMER: I DO NOT OWN TWILIGHT.

CHAPTER TWO

BY: IRONCOW

Edward: Hi. The voices in my head just told me to come and talk to you.

Bella: We've been talking for hours, Edward. Have you eaten already?

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Edward: My sister can see the future. Let me give you a clue. It's me and you.

Bella: You got me pregnant. Of course, we'll be together.

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Edward: Am I dead? Because I think I just met an angel.

Bella: You suck. You really do.

Edward: Yes, of course I suck… Wait a minute.

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Edward: Pardon me. I… Hello? Damn it! She fainted, again! Why can't I stop dazzling people?

Bella: I didn't faint. I was sleeping you idiot.

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Edward: Have you been drinking, or do I just intoxicate you?

Bella: No and no. Our child has been feeding with my blood. That's why I look intoxicated.

Edward: You're pregnant? Am I the father?

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Edward: I have a private island called…

Bella: Named after Esme. I know. I've been there.

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Edward: I'm an addict. Will you be my heroin?

Bella: I know that already. You used that on me in Book 1: Twilight.

Edward: What book are you talking about? Jacob told me about that. Are you crazy or something?

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-IRONCOW