Naku-of-the-Knight: This is going to be funny! xD This is "Through the Years" with Naruko-chan and Kakashi-kun.


Through the Years

~7 years old~First Boy-Friend~

"Hey daddy! This is Sasuke, he's my friend!" smiled Naruko. Kakashi looked at Naruko then at the raven-haired boy next to her and glared.

"Naruko, go wash your hands, dinner is almost ready..." Kakashi said his eyes unmoving from Sasuke.

"Mmm...'kay," The blond said running to the bathroom. Kakashi glared at the raven, Sasuke felt a bit uncomfortable so shifted a bit before Kakashi slammed him to the wall.

"What are your intentions with my little girl!"

"W-w-w-wha?"

~9 years old~Menstrual cycle~

"DADDY! I'M DYING!" 9 year old Naruko ran out of the bathroom, crying and clutching Kakashi's pant leg.

"Oh? How so, sweetie?" Naruko pointed to the bathroom. Kakashi sighed and walked to the bathroom to see blood in the toilet. His visable eye twitched a bit before he fainted.

"Daddy! Daddy!"

'How could I forget to tell her about "The birds and the bees"? Well I guess I have to do it now...' Kakashi thought in his frozen mental state.

-After telling "The birds and the bees" and an excerpt from Icha Icha Paradise-

"AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!" Naruko ran out of Kakashi's bedroom.

'Well, she took that well.'

"Hello, youthful Naru-"

"AHHHHHHHHH PENIS!" Kakashi sweatdropped.

~11 years old~Bra Shopping~

"Um...daddy?"

"Yes Naruko?" Kakashi looked up from his newspaper.

"You remember when you said...girls have special assets?"

"Yes...what is it?"

"I think...I have them..."

"Oh...really?" Kakashi put down his newspaper.

"I think I need a bra, dad." Naruko said, bluntly making Kakashi fall over.

-Bra Shop-

'Urk...so many bras...they all look...' Kakashi pulled a bra out that was black, lacy and had big cups. 'slutty...'

"Daddy! I like this one!" Naruko smiled holding up a cherry printed bra with a thong attached. Kakashi fainted. "Daddy?"


Naku-of-the-Knight: I HOPE YOU ENJOYED IT! xD I 'LOL'ed so hard writing this! Ja~