Ah, I see you're still here! Heh. Anyway, this is still Inuzuka Kiba, telling you how the people in NARUTO smell. Today, I'll be discussing Team 7, or Team Kakashi and Sasuke and Sai.

Perhaps I'll start with the most pleasant smelling person, and work my way to the worst smelling person.

In that case, I'll be starting with... Uchiha Sasuke!

One thing I have to make clear: No, I'm not gay, people. You see, Sasuke smells mostly of lavendar, and lily of the valley, and cornflower. Yes. Those are all flowers. Sasuke smells like flowers.

He also smells strongly of perfume, strawberries, blueberries, raspberries, and black cherries. I think that this is just the result of fangirls glomping him. Otherwise, no man would dare smell that girly! I mean, he also smells like detergent, oranges, lemons, sugar, vanilla (there it is again! VANILLA ATTACK!!! Mini-wheats!), rosemary, various other herbs, and cinnamon.

That's not manly at all! Sasuke smells like a girl, which is why he smells the best. Girls generally smell better than boys, I'll have to admit. Sasuke smells like the most fragrant of women... so in conclusion, if he was a girl, I'd hug him to death and breathe in all those scents, but alas, he's a guy, and that'd just be awkward.

Next, Haruno Sakura.

True to her name, Sakura smells like cherry blossoms. Around her, it's like it's always Spring, no matter what. Pollen, grass, and cherry blossoms galore around Sakura!

I think she's also trying to smell enticing, because she's started using this perfume. It smells like spun sugar, violet, white musk, and lots and lots of grapefruit. I also think she's using deodorant that has a apricot and peach fragrance, cause she smells like that after training. I can tell cause she smells like sweat then too.

In conclusion, Sakura smells pretty good, but she doesn't have as many great smells like Sasuke. I think I would probably hug her, too!

And then, the first manly smelling person on this list, Sir Hatake Kakashi.

Let's see... it's hard to describe Kakashi's scent. He smells like the more masculine smells of nature -old and huge trees, a tad like earth, and kinda like fuzzy animal. He also smells a little salty, and crisp, like the ocean and beaches, and kind of like miso too. And there's also a hint of metal around him -mostly iron.

But mostly he smells like something I couldn't quite place. The smell is kinda salty, but it isn't the ocean, but it's there and it smells metallic, but it's not like the iron. I couldn't quite put a finger on the smell, until Hinata had a nosebleed a while back.

Blood!

Over the trees, the dirt, the fuzz, the crisp saltiness, the iron, and the miso, Kakashi-sensei smells like blood!

Of-course, all the ninja in the village smell at least faintly of blood, and the scent lingers around the whole ville, but with Kakashi, it's stronger. But it's somehow diluted by the other things he smells like, that it's enough to be prominent, but still unrecognizable. And somehow, with all that blood, he still manages to smell... really good. I don't know how... but who cares! I would probably hug Kakashi too, if he wasn't a man or I wasn't a boy!

And then, there's always Sai.

Sai smells almost like nothing, like air. But he does smell slightly like tree roots and ink. But it's so faint. It's like he doesn't want to have a scent. That's not a good thing to want, by the way. Your scent is part of who you are, and you should never try to lose it.

Back to Sai!

Maybe that's all he's ever going to smell like. To me, he just smells airy. I don't get it though! How can someone smell that faint? The tree root and ink smell is actually pretty nice, you know. It suits Sai somehow, but I guess he's been washing it away a lot!

I don't know how he does it or anything, but he keeps his scent really really... well, I've already used the word faint, so I don't want to use it again so soon... um, well, let's put it this way: if tree roots and ink had a colour, then Sai would be a really really really really pale version of that colour -so pale, it's almost white, but it's still there, like a watermark.

Sai's really strange, but the airiness smells pretty nice all in all. Compared to the rest of the team, he's a welcome relief. The rest of them have mixed scents, foul stenches, indecisive smells, and strangely prominent fragrances! With Sai smelling like air, it pretty much balances everything out. I wouldn't hug him though. It'd be awkward hugging tainted air!

And last, but definetly not least in the stinky compartment, Uzumaki Naruto!

Naruto smells TERRIBLE!! He smells like ramen and sweat and that smell you get when you drink orange juice and then brush your teeth without toothpaste! It's so gross! And his breath is worse, I tell you! It reeks of unbrushed teeth and ramen, and rotting meat and whatnot! And his fart is definitely the worst! It stinks like fucking hell!

Alright, I admit it. I was exaggerating just a teeny tiny bit. Alright, what he really smells of is ramen, apple-scented deodorant, pear-scented shampoo (which clashes horribly with apple deodorant, by the way), and it's like he's never ever washed his clothes... EVER! It's like he just dumped it into a pail full of water and orange juice, which accounts for the bad orange smell.

But his farts are really that bad. I would never hug him if he was farting! I might clap him on the back and then squeeze his shoulders and say he's my stinky but amusing buddy, but I wouldn't go any further than that!

So in general, Team 7 is a well balanced team. Mostly, it's due to polar opposites like Naruto and Sasuke, and then the neutral guy, Sai, and then Sakura and Kakashi just randomly thrown in there. It's a nice mix, and I think a group hug would smell really good!

Just make sure you're not beside Naruto!