Your Turn
DISCLAIMER: GLEE AND THEIR CHARACTERS DO NOT BELONG TO ME.
Duck, Duck, Goose
"Rachel, seriously, you don't have any meat in your fridge?" Mike asks. The boys are currently going through the Diva's fridge for a drink and noticed something really odd about it. More than completely odd actually in their eyes. It was completely bizarre!
"Remember guys, she's a vegan, there probably aren't any eggs in there either," Tina replies, Rachel giving her a nod as a thank you. It's lovely to know that some people remember the little things.
"No wonder why you're so tiny," Kurt mutters, "Not even any milk."
"Look who's talking," Mercedes jokingly offers, receiving a light slap on the arm from the delicate and petite boy.
"Anyway Rachel, nice house and food and stuff, but what are we going to do?" Puck asks, looking around the room. Everyone nods in agreement with the cougar loving boy and Rachel's eyes are simply lit.
"Don't worry Noah, I have some things planned in the emergency in which we get bored, however, as a hostess who respects her guests, I'm going to ask you all to pick a game and-"
"Duck, duck, goose," the blonde cheerleader spits out at an incredible speed.
"Seriously?" echoes half the room, and Mike and the rest of the boys are back with the drinks.
"How do you play duck duck goose?"
"Matt, seriously, you don't know?" insert classic Santana eyeroll here, "Every 5 year old across the block knows that game." She cuddles up to Brittany a bit more, trying her best to contain her excitement.
"Well, I don't know the game, so someone has to explain it to me."
The whole group sighs and Mike leans over to whisper the simple rules of the game. And 5 minutes pass...
A strange odour covers the room and it tickles the senses of every guest.
"Oh hell to the no, I'm out!" Mercedes sudden interruption causes everyone to cover their ears- then someone's breakfast cause them to cover their noses.
"Outside! Evacuate in an orderly fashion towards my backyard! Go, now!" Rachel demands, saving the snacks and drinks for last. It wouldn't be good if they got spoiled or left behind!
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Once everyone's outside the guys are laughing their asses off while the girls- plus Kurt glare them down viciously. There is a brief moment of silence as the boys realize that they're being stared at.
"Okay, who let out the stink bomb?"
"When are we playing with the duck?"
"Brittany, you do realize that you don't play that game with actual ducks."
"You don't?"
"Shh!" the latina covers her girlfriend's ears and pulls a rather disturbed Rachel Berry towards her, "Listen Berry, do you have any stuffed ducks or rubber ducks or anything? B here won't play unless it involves actual ducks."
The young star rolls her eyes and places the snacks on a table, "Sorry Santana, but I do not have any stuffed animals anymore."
"Don't be ashamed, Rachel, we all still sleep with our stuffed animals," Artie declares, finally arriving in the backyard with Tina. The rest of the gang look at each other, then Rachel, then Artie. "Right?" the sterness in his voice surprises even Tina.
"Yeah, Rachel don't worry about it," Quinn mutters, offering the tanned girl a charming smile.
"Fine, fine."
"Yay, ducks!" the girl cheers, waiting off the edge of her seat to see whatever duck Rachel has.
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"Duck...duuuuck..." Kurt drags out the word, obviously getting bored with the game already, "duck...duck...goose!" and he whips the fuzzy duck on Puck's head and the two race for the spot.
On the other hand, Rachel is sitting next to her food with Artie, wincing every single time her duck bounces off the empty heads of her fellow Gleemates. She didn't exactly imagine her precious childhood friend being used in such a way, but Brittany seems to enjoy it, and if Brittany enjoys it, Santana enjoys it and no one gets hurt.
"Please! Noah! Don't break him!" she's finally had enough and stands up to yank the poor duckling from the grassy ground, "Okay next game!" she yells out in a panic.
"It's a him? But he's pink and has a blue bow on," Mike ponders, pointing out all the feminine features of the stuffed animal.
"So? Barney is a purple dinosaur," Artie brings up, defending the floppy animal in Rachel's arms.
"Barney's gay," Puck and Kurt say out loud at the same time, everyone giving the latter an odd look for his comment.
Brittany wants to play some more, so she begs her precious San to get the Streisand clone to continue the game, however she insists on the game changing, offering Mr. Quacky as a compromise. The blonde doesn't seem to have a problem with it now...as long as she got to hold the duck for the rest of the night.
"What now?" asks the potential duck murderer, we also know him as Puck.
"How about a game of truth or dare?" the songstress offers, a smirk playing on her lips as half the crowd groans and the other half cheers.
