All Heroes Go To Heaven
StarfireK: Time for the second chappy! I'm glad all of you liked the first chappy. I'm not very good at tragedies so you can imagine how hard it was to make Robin die. Hope you like this chappy with Robin singing.
Chapter 2: It's Too Heavenly Here
A yell came from behind them as the vortex let out one more person…
"AAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!"
"CYBORG!" Robin yelled happily, as a half human, half robot landed next to him, holding a cell phone in one hand and an electric cord in the other.
"Oh, yes, Victor Stone, aka Cyborg…yep you're on the list." The angel said as he tucked the list away. Cyborg sat on the ground angrily, still talking on his cell phone, unaware of his surroundings.
"I told you Bumblebee, I do not need the instructions to hook up the gamestation! I am half man and half robot! I know how to plug it up! It's red with blue…or was it blue with yellow…Bumblebee? What's the matter? Bee?...Hello! I'm still talking! What's the matter with this thing?" Cyborg said, holding his phone at arms length.
"I'm sorry, but you are unable to get a signal. Please call again later. Thank You!" The phone said. Suddenly the phone was taken away from him by that one angel with the clip board.
"I'm sorry sir you can't take that with you." He then threw the phone into the vortex.
"What! Are you crazy! Do you know how much I paid for that?" Cyborg yelled at the angel, who just shrugged and walked off. "I paid three hundred bucks for that! It could get signals all the way in Japan!"
"I don't think that'll help you here, Cy." Robin smirked at his electronic obsessed friend. Cyborg waved a hand dismissively at him.
"Don't interrupt me you Robin! Now where was I…wait …ROBIN!" Cyborg did a double take as Robin stood in front of him grinning. "But…but…you're dead!" Cyborg thought for a moment. "You must be a ghost! And you're trying to haunt me for teasing you about Starfire!"
Robin chuckled. "Sorry Cy, but I think you're the ghost, look." Robin spread his arms wide. Cyborg stared in wonder at his first sight of Heaven.
"Robin where am I?" Cyborg asked, dazed.
"Welcome to Heaven, Cy." Suddenly Robin felt himself being crushed in a giant hug.
"Oh, Robin! You don't know how much I missed you. And the guys! Oh if only they could see you right now…in a dress?" Cyborg started laughing at Robin long white robe that all the angels were forced to wear. "Hhahahahha! Oh Robin what are you wearing?"
Robin glared at Cyborg, who was rolling on the floor in fits of giggles. "It's a robe! Not a dress! And I wouldn't be laughing so hard…look." Robin pointed at Cyborg.
Cyborg looked down at his body and noticed that he was now wearing a white robe identical to the one Robin had on. Complete with a halo and a pair of wings.
Robin smirked as Cyborg let out a groan. Cyborg looked at Robin in confusion. "Wait Robin….you're dead, right?"
"Yep. As dead as a half robot who gets blown up trying to set up a Playstation." Robin said.
Cyborg scratched the back of his head. "So that must mean…I'm…oh boy! Bee's going to kill me!"
"I think you already beat her to that." Robin pointed out. He started walking on one of the trails. "Come on. I'll show you around."
As the two walked off, a majestic angel was setting the legendary Gabriel's horn back on top of its pillar. Without that horn, the gates to Heaven would not open and no angels could get in.
A pair of eyes was hungrily watching the horn, waiting for his opportunity…
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Cyborg was having the time of his life. Heaven was everything he had every heard about. The clouds were beautiful and the stars were always out. Angels could be heard singing beautiful songs and playing their harps. And people were flying! Everywhere he looked, angels were flying toward their destinations. Did that mean he could fly two? Cyborg asked Robin this.
"Sure. It's all part of the basic package." Robin flew high into the air and did a couple of flips.
Cyborg quickly followed, although a little clumsily at first, he soon gained altitude. "BOOYA! Robin look! I'm flying! For the first time in my life I'm flying without Starfire, Beastboy, or Raven!" He did some more back flips.
Robin landed gently to the ground. "Trust me, it gets old fast."
"Yeah sure." Cyborg said sarcastically. Suddenly he noticed something. "Robin look! My hand! I look human!" Cyborg stared down at both his hands, which were both human hands in amazement.
"Cyborg, this is Heaven. Here you can be whatever you want and you want to be human." Robin explained. "Here you're supposed to be…happy." Robin said in a bitter tone.
"What's wrong?" Cyborg asked. Robin shrugged.
"It's hard to explain, Cy. This place is supposed to have everything…to be the best. But it's too…it's too…" Robin started flying through the clouds with Cyborg following.
"It's too heavenly here." Robin sang. "It's too peaceful and paradise like. Straight and narrow and much too nice like! Endless and sunny and clear…it's too heavenly here.
Robin started walking through one of the building in heaven where many angels were working and talking and singing happily.
"It's too blissful to bear.
Calm and quiet and much to mellow.
All my brain cells have turned to jell-o!
Everyday feels like a year…it's too heavenly here."
Robin all of sudden grabbed one of the angels' harps and started playing it like a guitar.
"I need some action!
I need some juice!
That crazy kind of feeling from playing fast and loose!
Some rasel dasel!
And a little stress and strife!
I got to get some life in my life!
The angry angel grabbed her precious harp away form Robin. Robin became solemn as him and Cyborg flew on.
"Cause it's too heavenly here.
There's no way you can be a sinner."
Robin rolled a pair of dice and they automatically rolled onto a seven. From beneath the cloud, meat started shooting out like a gusher. Cyborg started grabbing the meat hungrily, drooling from the mouth.
"Roll the dice and everyone's a winner!
It's so nice and sincere
It's too heavenly here!
Robin grabbed Cyborg before he could eat any of his prizes. They flew right into an angel chorus practice. Robin got into the middle of the group and grabbed the mike and started singing like a rock star.
"What's good a hero?
Without a fight?!
I'm wasting talent that's all that I am!
But this operator is at the wrong address!
Cause their no crime to commit
And no justice to possess!"
The chorus instructor glared at both Robin and Cyborg for ruining their practice. He grabbed both of them by their collars and threw them out. They landed in a giant bath tube where angels were giving out baths. A couple of angels started singing as they washing Robin and Cyborg's faces and hair, including putting a big bow on top.
It's so heavenly here!
You're at perfect supply and shining!
Every cloud has a silver lining!
Everyone's full of good cheer!
It's so heavenly here!
"There all so saintly!" Robin sang, pulling the bow out of his hair angrily.
"I just can't relate
There's got to be an exit through that pearly gate
Behold the teen that's been cut down in his prime!
I may have done the crime!
But I can't do the time!
Because it's too heavenly here!
All hallejuanas and joshuans!
It could drive anyone bananas!
I'm going out of my head!
Robin grabbed a piece of cloud and formed it into a tombstone that said. R.I.P. and jumped into it.
"This joint is deader than dead!"
Cyborg knelt down to look for Robin in the cloud when Robin grabbed his arms and pulled him into the air, twirling him around.
"I'll give you one, two, three!
It's Too Heavenly!
Angels: Halleluiah! Halleluiah! Hellenic!
"Too Heavenly Hereeeeeeeeeeeeee!"
Fireworks flew in the background as Robin finished his song. He sulked as all the angels started cheering at the pretty fireworks. Cyborg patted his back friendly.
"Robin, you really need to see a doctor…"
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Unknown to Robin and Cyborg was that they were being watched by Red X. Seeing that the both of them were preoccupied with the fireworks along with the other angels; he decided to make his move.
Red X silently made his way to were Gabriel's horn was kept. Glancing around to see with anyone was near by he carefully took the lit off of the horn case and grabbed the horn.
"Hehehehe...like taking candy from a baby." Red X whispered to him self as he made his way toward Heaven's gates.
Taking a deep breath, Red X blew as hard as he could on to the horn. The horn made a feeble sound. The gates shuddered a little, but stayed closed. Red X blew harder. The gates opened a little. Red X ran to get through, but they closed as soon as he took a step. Getting frustrated RedX blew as hard as he could. The gates opened a little wider. Taking a giant leap, Red X made it threw the gates before they could close again.
"HA! Take that you stupid gate!" Red X smiled triumph. He turned to the vortex that led to Earth. "Now to get rid of this stupid robe!" Red X gently set the horn right on the edge of the vortex. He started to pull his robe off. Grunting, he heaved the robe off of him, knocking the horn into the vortex. Red X stared in horror as it fell to Earth.
"NOT GOOD! NOT GOOD!" Red X jumped in after it. Both he and the horn fell to Earth, the wind blowing the horn just out of Red X's reach.
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Back with Robin and Cyborg, all the angels were starting to relax after a day full of events. Robin was lying on a cloud, head resting on his hands, staring lazily at the stars. Cyborg was still hyped up from his day of exploring Heaven. He was flying around Robin's head, doing flips and twirling around.
"Robin you're wrong about this place!" Cyborg said doing a backflip. "Flying and being human again is worth a hundred normal days just eating waffles!"
Robin rolled his eyes. "Well that's good for you, but there's still something missing…"
Cyborg patted his back gently. "Don't worry pal, I'm sure things will get better…" Cyborg trailed off as a white orb started glowing in the middle of the clouds. Cyborg started shaking Robin, pointing to the orb. "Robin! Robin! Look!" Robin didn't even look up.
"It's just Gabriel." He said nonchalantly.
Just as he said, Gabriel appeared in the middle of the orb. All the angels gathered around her in nervous anticipation. She was looking quite distressed.
"Everyone! Everyone! Please listen! I have terrible news!" She shrilled in panic. Gabriel's horn has fallen from Heaven and landed on Earth!" This caused the angels to all whisper in panic.
Cyborg looked at Robin questionably. "Uhhh so I guess this his big news?"
Robin nodded his head. "Yeah. Without that horn no angels can get into Heaven."
Gabriel continued. "In the heart of Jump City!"
Robin nearly jumped out of his skin. In Jump City! Cyborg was right next to him, shaking with excitement. This was big news.
An elderly angel ran up to Gabriel, worry shone on his face. "But without the horn, Pearly Gates can't be open!"
"And no angels can get to Heaven!" squeaked a tiny angel boy.
"Lucky guys." Robin muttered.
Gabriel pointed to a short angel in his middle ages. "Robert! You're our kindest angel. I need you to go back to Earth and receive our horn."
Robin's head shot up. "Go back?"
Robert held his head up proudly. "Gabriel, I will gladly go and…"
"Whoa! Whoa! Time out!" Robin said getting in between the two. "You can't send Robert! Look at him! They have villains there twice his size, I should know!"
A tall, buff looking man walked up. "He's right! I'll go!" Robin pushed Robert into him.
"We're talking about the mean streets of Jump City! Not Happy New York City!" A skinny guy interrupted Robin.
"I'll go!" Robin stuffed his halo into the guy's mouth.
"Gabriel!" Robin said flirtingly. "You're going to need someone who could zip there and back before the big guy finds his horn missing. Someone who knows the ropes and the dopes. Someone…"
"Just like you." Gabriel finished.
"Me?" Robin faked modesty. "Well I don't know…I have to check with my people and get back to ya…" Robin paused for a moment. "Ahhh! What the heck? I'll do it!"
"Maybe you can do something, besides get into trouble." Gabriel said, staring sternly at him. He gave an innocent smile.
"Right, right, right…I'll be in touch." Robin said quickly, already leaving.
"Hold it!" Gabriel said. "To find the horn, follow your ears! They give off a steady, heavenly tone when near the horn that only angels can hear!"
Robin nodded his head. "Only angels…got it." He started to walk away.
"Oh wait! Wait! Wait!" Robin growled as she stopped him again. "You're on your own! I can give you one miracle to be used in an emergency." She flicked his nose as a puff of pink powder covered him.
Robin shook it off and started walking again. "One per customer…got it."
"Robin! Robin! Robin!" Gabriel flew in front of him in distress. "This is serious! If the horn falls into the wrong hands, it could mean disaster for us all!"
Robin strolled ahead of her calmly. "You can count on me." He promised. Gabriel still looked unsure.
"Uh, just to make sure…" She turned to Cyborg. "I'm sending Cyborg with you."
Cyborg's eyes widened at this. "Wait! Wait!..I…I..just got here! I still need my flying lessons!" Robin grabbed him and pushed him into the vortex to Earth.
"We are going home buddy!" He yelled before jumping in after him.
"Bring back the horn Robin!" Gabriel shouted down to them. "Otherwise Heaven will pay!"
"Got it!" Robin yelled back to her as him and Cyborg fell back to Earth…and their home.
StarfireK: Soo what do you think? I had fun writing Robin singing. Please review!
