A/N: Well, I'm hoping that I did a good job on this one, not having ever had wine or been seductive or anything myself. They say that writers write from experience... so apparently sitting on FanFic all day only sets you up to write a story about that. Anyway, tell me what you thought- is it accurate? I don't know. Creative license. Happy Easter (if you celebrate it, if not, happy... today) and enjoy!


Confessions of a Slightly Inebriated Wine God


In Vino Veritas


Dionysus sighed, swilling the contents of his goblet around languidly and breathing in the sweet aroma. A small sip confirmed it—the wine had aged perfectly. One of the best yet. (A dash of Aphrodite's special love potion helped, too.)

He looked up, a devilish grin on his face, as the woman lounging across from him giggled, fluttering her eyelashes quite seductively. After only a few sips, women lost themselves completely. Not that he wouldn't make love to them if they weren't drunk, but it was so much easier this way—and more fun, too.

Yes, this was definitely one of the best parts of being the god of wine.


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