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Harry had a migraine, he could feel it pressing behind his eyes and at his temples.
"He needs more training! You can't send him out there now! He isn't fully prepared!"
"He's hopeless! I can't train him any more! He needs a new teacher!"
"We can help! Why do you insist that he fight Voldemort alone! If we could help, then. . ."
Since the last battle everyone was arguing about how it went wrong and how to fix it. Today everyone seemed to want to give him more training (Sirius) or get a new trainer (Snape) and some thought he should have help (Hermione). Harry had had enough, "Stop!" Harry shouted in an angry forceful tone. Everyone stopped talking over each other to look at him. "Voldemort needs to be destroyed as soon as possible right?"
Harry made the statement a question. Everyone nodded or gave a look of acknowledgment. "Before, I had turned down their offer because you all believe I am the one who will defeat Voldemort. But I'm tired it's time to call in the professionals."
As soon AS the words left Harry's mouth, two 'cracks' could be heard signaling the arrival of two newcomers. "You rang? See Heero, I told you they would drive him crazy in only a year, who knows Harry like I do?" the long haired boy said in a smug tone.
The other boy who looked a lot like Harry handed a small bag to him replying with a grunt, "Hunn." But Duo and Harry deciphered it as, "No one Duo, can't you find other things to bet on besides Harry?" Duo grinned looking at the precious gems in the bag.
Harry smiled at them, "Ok guys, you kill Voldemort and I'll baby-sit for a month deal?"
Duo nodded enthusiastically, "That's great. So bye, have fun, don't be a stranger, fuck Wufei, post us, make sure the kids eat, have a nice trip, see ya!" Duo pulled Harry from the table during his babble, and when he had finished he snapped his fingers sending Harry away. Heero smirked at Duo, who stared back innocently, "What? We haven't had any fun in a long time and we almost never get time away from our kids." Heero kept smirking, Duo sighed in defeat, "Yes I told him to fuck Wufei, can you blame me they lust for each other constantly but won't do a damned thing about it. It's frustrating!"
Heero just nodded slightly still smirking, Duo huffed and turned to the order members. "Ok listen up, you are not allowed to die, get seriously maimed, or disappear for any length of time. Do I make my self clear?" Duo barked at them like a sergeant to his troops.
They all jumped before starting to panic, "Where is Harry?"
"You can't order us around!"
"We need Harry!"
Heero yelled, "Stop!" Instantly everyone was silent, Heero glared at them all, and if looks could kill they would all be dead a million times over. Duo grinned.
