Failed Stories Archive
Welcome to the Second of my failed Story Ideas; this archive will contain some of the stories and story ideas that I already had typed out... BUT gave up on, some will be just the first chapters of said failures but others will be summarised plots, DON'T for a second think that this is a waste of time!; every single Story Idea or Plot Summary that I post here will be up for adoption to any and all who ask, some of them will be Yaoi while others won't be.
I had another story idea that I couldn't possibly write with all my other stories going on, this idea involves Naruto utilizing bunny themed jutsu and being part of "the new sannin of konoha"... example: Summoning giant bunnies.
I'm kinda going through a bunny obsession at the moment; at first it was just about how cute fwuffy wittle bunny wabbits were but then Yaoi popped into my head and now I have bunny outfit Naruto in my head... I'm a Yaoi perv at heart :3
Reviews: reviewing a story idea or plot does NOT mean you are adopting it, to adopt you must PM me with a request stating which story idea or plot that you want to adopt and what you will be doing with it... PLEASE review and tell me what you think about my ideas; I did go through the trouble of typing them out and reviewing DOES NOT mean you are adopting!
Warning!: This story will contain vulgar language, some blood, really cliché parts and some sexist views from some characters as well as some humor tossed in here and there.
"Naruto" is property of Masashi Kishimoto, and as such I do not own the Manga and/or the Anime.
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Pink Bunny of Konoha
Naruto: after sneaking out of the village and into the surrounding forests plays for a while not taking measures to remember where he was going and ends up lost and scared as the sun sets and nights comes over the forest; cold, scared and alone at the tender age of 5 Naruto hears someone talking and rushes to where he hears their voice hoping to get out of the scary place, brushing past a few more stray branches Naruto bursts into a clearing and comes face to face with... A rabbit... but that wasn't the weird part, no the weird part was the rabbit standing on two legs with a huge (In comparison to the bunny) Scroll, Naruto being Naruto did the first thing that came to his five-year old brain.
He rushed up and hugged the cute wittle bunny squealing, but the rabbit wouldn't have any of that and smacked the confused blonde upside his head with the scroll making him let it go before it started screaming that it got no respect, after apologising and introducing himself the rabbit asked why he was out here, Naruto then explains what happened and where he was from making the rabbit freeze.
Long story short the rabbit is an anthropomorphic girl rabbit named Sagi who came to this world with her summoning scroll looking for a ninja to convince into signing it so that her and her fellow rabbits would not be forgotten as powerful summons (The last person to sign died during the clan wars ages ago), Naruto gets convinced into signing the scroll and now he has Bunny Summons...
Okay this is where my idea of what the Bunny Summons have as a speciality comes in:
the Rabbits specialise in defence and speed; as such Naruto can summon normal sized, large sized and massive bunnies for defensive and to a lesser extent offensive reasons during a battle.
Naruto's Bunny Summons:
Sagi: Is essentially the equivalent of the toad boss just smaller and anthropomorphic but she's strong; Naruto calls her Sagi-chan.
Gi, Usa and Fluffy: the three biggest rabbits that Naruto will summon, they're the biggest bunny summons there are but funnily they all fear getting on Sagi's bad side, think the toad bosses' size compared to Sagi's small as Fukusaku size.
The Snow Hare team: A specialised team of Bunnies that are the best at winter warfare, the team leader wears glasses and is in all forms and purposes an idiot when it comes to stealth but has a serious personality, all four of them are white with red eyes.
Great Bunny Elder: A huge elderly grey rabbit that has gone blind with age, she helps Naruto make his Bunny Armors through instruction and insightful advice rather than actually physically helping him, for humour she's a little senile.
Naruto's Bunny Armors: Naruto is the first to think of applying Bunny defence jutsu to an armor and so is the first to ever have such techniques.
Oki Usagi Yoroi (Big Bunny Armor): this armor takes the shape of a big fat white bunny with red eyes, long floppy ears and Naruto's face visible through the mouth; this armor takes any and all damage and nullifies it completely, making this armor Naruto's most defensive... this is the least sexy of the bunny armors but is still damn cute.
Usagi Hime Yoroi (Bunny Princess Armor): is basically a kinky "Bunny Girl" outfit complete with Bunny ears on his head and cotton tail by his bottom, mostly pink in colour with soft fuzzy white fur by his wrists attached to pink, skin tight arm cover-things and lace stockings ending in two bunny paw knee high boots; Increases Naruto's overall speed tenfold and protects him from any attack completely (even on the exposed skin parts) the downside though is that to defend from an attack costs chakra... a lot of Naruto's enemies will snidely comment on what he's wearing; originally Naruto thought he looked ridiculous but after a while he started to enjoy how sexy it made him feel.
Usagi Ojoumaru Yoroi (Grand Bunny Empress Armor): is a Goth-loli dress with combat boots and leather belts here and there, the whole outfit will feel kinda regal, large sleeves with frills on the end will hide Naruto's hands from view but the short skirt will make it easy to use in combat, Naruto will have two large black bunny ears on his head but no tail with this one, this armor makes it easier for Naruto to absorb Natural energy en mass increasing his overall speed and strength but defence is lost with this armor, to make up for that... while wearing this armor Naruto can let loose bursts of chakra to bludgeon his enemies with, like smashing an invisible wall into someone's face for example, but it can't be made into a weapon shape though; this is Naruto's second strongest armor.
-Secret-: This Armor is the greatest bunny armor that Naruto has; used only when completely necessary, Naruto uses this to crush some of the six paths of pain during Pein's invasion while Sasuke and Sakura fight some of their own.
Most of the people Naruto that fights with all comment on how he is technically cross-dressing and usually ask him if he's gay or a woman... except for Haku who just thought Naruto was hot with his bunny jutsu.
Naruto's other Bunny Techniques:
Bunny Wall technique: Naruto summons a small, large or massive round light pink ball that has floppy rabbit ears and a smiling bunny face; in front of him and whoever he might be protecting, depending on the size of the Bunny wall summoned the defence provided can be little to impenetrable, for a rare offensive Naruto will grab the Bunny wall's ears and swing it like a mace at his opponent.
Village Hidden in The Rabbit Fields technique: Naruto uses this technique to amass massive amounts of natural energy by converting the landscape into a lush field which he then drains dry, mostly used before major battles as it takes time to convert the landscape and then absorb the energy.
Bunny Barrier Technique: Naruto creates a pale pink barrier around whatever or whoever he wants to protect; it is a perfect and impenetrable barrier (from the outside)
Mass Scale Bunny Barrier Technique: Same as above but on a massive scale (Entire Village), this version has cartoonish bunny heads facing all four directions.
An example of the humor:
Imagine this: the Mizukage is in her office when one of her ninja bursts through the door, the Mizukage surprised at what could be so important demands to know what's wrong, the ninja responds that a team of Konoha ninja are there to see her and tells her that one is the legendary Copy-cat Ninja Hatake Kakashi with two other people and at this point the mist ninja hesitates confusing his kage at what could be wrong, Ao getting fed up with the whippersnapper in front of him that's wasting their kages precious time bellows to tell them the rest, the mist nin then stutters out that there is a massive white rabbit with them as well...
Naruto will be the Defensive specialist in the "New Sannin of Konoha".
Listed in the Bingo Book as "The Pink Bunny of Konoha."
TT-TT... I wish I could do this one, but alas I have not the time; feel free to do what you want with this but stick to the basic outline!
What is a Bunny Girl/Boy?:
(Noun) bunny girl - a young waitress in a nightclub whose costume includes the tail and ears of a rabbit.
(Noun) bunny boy- a young waiter in a nightclub whose costume consists of the ears and tail of a rabbit.
-Now take those costumes and put them in any situation; from entertaining a boyfriend/girlfriend to doing something naughty and you have a Bunny Girl/Boy.
PM me to adopt this, Asylum132.
