:: jumps around in circles singing in a childlike voice :: " here i come to save the day .. i like pie and orange juice yay .. if your mean to me than you sucky .. you can byte my rubber duckie .. if you hate me i dont give a fuckie .. my name is willie fred .. i live inside your head .. my childlike charm .. will drive you mad .. and make your puppy dead .. and if you think this song is over well your quite mistaken .. cause ill rob your home .. unplug your phone and eat up all ya bacon .. i hate my life .. i killed my wife .. and now im gonna clean off the knife .. i know that now what i did was wrong .. if you dont agree .. ill take a hit on your bong .. oooooooo cant you see im smart and pretty .. make things better when lifes shitty .. o its the happy .. .. you cant mistake im your pappy ... its the happy .. o im so happy ... its the happy song .. ill sing it all day long .. it never ends it start some trends .. like sysco did with thongs .. and i like pie and cake and tea .. so wont you come have cake with me .. all the things we might discuss .. like me slappin you with my nuts .. so fill your face with joy and cheer .. have yourself another beer .. its the mother freakin happy song