Okay, this is when the title is explained. MUWAHAHAHAHAHAHA! This is kind of a short chapter... I'll probably edit it later on and add more detail and such. I just couldn't keep it a secret any longer. :) Anyway, enjoy.
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When Ed finally woke up, he was at headquarters, in an ugly white room that smelled like
fish. He growled. Suddenly he felt a nice cool breeze. He looked
over at the window and saw a beautiful sight. The long white curtains were flying with the
wind and the sun was shining brightly. And there, leaning
against the window frame, was Roy. He was in that stupid uniform of his, hat and all. He
looked very formal. The soft wind
made his hair fly around his face, making him look absolutely beautiful. Roy's eyes were
closed and his head pointed towards the sky. He was smiling. Ed
blushed and cleared his throat.
"Ahh." Roy said without turning around.
"The sleeping chibi finally awakes."
Ed stumbled out of bed, growling, limped over to Roy and threw a punch at him. Roy caught it and smiled.
"Go back to bed."
Ed jerked his hand back and growled.
"Don't tell me what to do!"
Suddenly, Lieutenant Hawkeye opened the door. She poked her head in carefully and said,
"Colonel, sorry to interrupt, but there's a call for you. It's the
Fuhrer."
Roy nodded his head and walked towards the door. He tipped his hat to Ed who was still
behind him and, without turning around said, "Go back to bed until
we decide on what to do about this situation."
"What situation?" Ed yelled. "I don't even know what's going on!"
"I'll inform you of everything after I receive my orders."
"WHEN?"
"Right now, as a matter of fact."
Ed growled.
Roy smiled and proceeded toward the door.
He put his hand on the brass knob and began to turn it as he said,
"We were worried about you."
And he left.
Ed took a deep breath and stumbled to his bed. He climbed in and yawned.
"I'm not going to sleep here."
He put his hands above his face and looked at them as he pulled them away.
"Roy's not a cheat." He said aloud.
"And I'm nothing without Alchemy."
He laughed.
"Yea, that makes sense."
He suddenly heard metallic giggling from outside.
"Are you having fun eaves dropping Al?" He asked with a smirk.
Al opened the door slowly. Ed knew he would be smiling nervously if he could express himself.
Suddenly Hughes poked his head in the room as well. He was also in that stupid uniform.
"Having fun talking to yourself little buddy?"
"WHO ARE YOU CALLING A SUPER EXTRA CHIBI-FIED SPECK OF DUST ON
THE FLOOR THAT IS SO SMALL IT CAN ESCAPE BEING DUSTED UP BECAUSE
IT CAN FIT THROUGH THE TINY SPACES IN THE FEATHERS?"
In a split second he had stumbled over to Hughes and held him by the collar.
Hughes smiled and patted Ed's head.
"DON'T PAT ME LIKE SOME KIND OF KID!"
"Oh... are you still sore about being called small?"
He said with an extra glittery smile.
"Why not look at some of my daughter's pictures to help cheer you up?"
Just as Roy got off the phone, Hughes was flying across the room at full speed.
He then hit a wall and slowly slid down.
Roy walked up to the crumpled ball of flesh on the floor and laughed.
"Called him small again didn't you?"
Hughes cried comically and said in a sad voice, "Yesss!"
Roy laughed again. "That's what you get."
He shrugged and continued on to Ed's temporary room.
He knocked on the doorframe and leaned against it.
"Full Metal, I have received my orders."
"Bout time!" Ed said from the bed, with Alphonse at his side.
"So?"
Roy cleared his throat.
"Havoc, Hawkeye, Fuery, Armstrong, Hughes and I, have all been ordered to accompany you."
"To where?" Ed said with a pissy face.
"We've been ordered to protect you while in hiding."
"WHAT? HE EXPECTS ME TO HIDE? WHAT THE HELL? I CAN TAKE THEM ALL ON!" He boasted.
"Yes, I'm sure." Roy said with an unconvinced smile.
"Nonetheless we have our orders."
Ed crossed his arms and shook his head,
"I'm not doing it!"
Roy held his head in his hand and rubbed right above his eyes.
"That's not even the worst part, Full Metal."
Ed's eyes got large.
"Doesn't matter, I'm not doing it."
"Edward Elric, you are a State Alchemist, therefore you must follow the orders of superior
officers. Especially the orders of the Fuhrer."
Ed pouted.
"Looks like I have no choice." He said while gritting his teeth. "How bad does it get?"
Roy loosened his collar, fought of a smile and said,
"Alphonse cannot go with you, he must stay here. And…"
He paused.
"You have to disguise yourself as a…" He paused again.
"As a…"
He paused once more, took a deep breath and loosened his collar again.
"As a bride."
"WHAT THE HELL IS HE THINKING? I DON'T WANT TO PRETEND IM MARRIED!
ESPECIALLY NOT AS A GIRL! WHO AM I GOING TO BE A "BRIDE" TO?"
Suddenly, Havoc came up beside Roy and said while patting his chest,
"This guy right here."
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Lol. So how's that for a stopping point? Hehe. Well, so now you all know why it's called,
"Pretty little bride." Hehe. Well, I hope you enjoyed it and don't forget to review! Thanks!
